I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
DemĂśn
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful âFuck you, Goat-Man!â every damn time.
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
DemĂśn
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful âFuck you, Goat-Man!â every damn time.
Cautions For Dealing With Modern Fair Folk
Based on some actual experiences
- When a stranger comes to your apartment door on May day morning asking to borrow some butter or milk, donât lend anyâŚall your luck will go with it. Never give any stranger a light for their cigarette on May day either - giving out fire is giving away your luck as well.Â
- When you are walking at night and you hear music, no matter how beautiful, or voices inviting you to join them donât acknowledge that you can hear them and turn back towards home.
- When you are out walking at night and you hear the sound of horses or hounds or riders find shelter indoors or in your car quickly. The Wild Hunt (we call them Ghost Riders in America) is mercurial and if itâs the Slua SĂ passing by they will do you harm if they can.
- Never run from the Fair Folk, if you see Fairy hounds or anything uncanny that frightens you. Running is what prey does and you do not want to be prey. Donât acknowledge seeing them, if possible, but leave as quickly as you can.Â
- If you are being pixy-led, if you have lost your way in familiar territory, turn your socks or coat outside in or laugh and joke about how much fun you are having. this will free you from the enchantment.Â
- Never speak ill of the Good Neighbours aloud, nor express disbelief in them. They take insults badly and if they happen to be nearby and hear you they may respond. You will not enjoy their reaction.
A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER
Boston College has a policy that says employeesâ kids can attend for free, as long as they get accepted. One janitor had five kids who all got in, saving nearly $700,000 in tuition.
literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!
me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after iâve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!
This is a call out.
Both are good!
Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!
Who showers in their underwear?
Show us the cartoon dick you cowards
Concept: I get home from the job I love to a home filled with warmth and love and joy. Iâm greeted by pets waiting for me at the door, and I get to fall into the arms of the person I love more than anything and hear about their day.Â
Blessed I'm living this life â¤â¤â¤
New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and itâs adorable.
Oh wow! Iâm glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Hereâs some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!
new bat!
BEE BAT
we Accept Him
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This commission was so much fun to do! Thanks to Dylan for ordering it! Dylan with his dream pokemon Dratini throughout their lives.Â
Whistling up a Wind
Recently Iâve had a few people asking me for more information on how to whistle up a wind. So here you go!
Whistling up a wind is the most common forms of weather magic and has been practiced for hundreds of years. Depending on the pitch and tone of the whistle (which Iâll talk about below) a witch can create a gentle breeze or a sharp gust of wind. Traditionally, if the skill of whistling up a wind does not come naturally to you the option of making a âwind whistleâ out of willow or alder wood is available. You could also use a simple glass bottle - all you need is to be able to make a whistling sound. Â
To whistle up a wind, you would first take a deep breath (close your eyes if you need to), centre yourself and focus the energy you breathed in. Let it mingle with your own energy/magic whatever you want to call it and then literally breathe out the energy into a whistle.
The tone/pitch/length of the whistle you make decides the type of wind you will get. For example a low pitched whistle which sounds like âbreath over a glass bottleâ will form a light breeze and a short sharp piercing whistle will form a huge gust of wind.
I included the video (sorry about the poor video quality) so you could hear the pitch of the whistle I create to blow in some rain.Â
Donât be discouraged if you donât get it immediately. It really is just a matter of practice and finding the right note/pitch and length of the whistle to make for each type of wind. Donât be afraid to experiment!
 If it helps, try and whistle a song which makes you feel happy and light then try whistling a song which makes you feel heavy and sad.Â
Crow Friendship Sigil
The neighborhood crows befriend me
Tip:Â Trace this sigil with your finger using your own energy over a handful of peanuts and leave them as offerings where crows are known to hang out. Peanuts are a favorite treat of crows and this is a great way to show youâre friendly towards them.Â
The fact that the location of the worldâs oldest tree has to be kept secret encapsulates everything thatâs bad about humanity.
Thereâs a story about that, actually.
According to the smithsonianmag.com, the worldâs oldest bristlecone pine was a nearly 5,000 year old tree later named Prometheus. In 1964, a man named Donald Rusk Currey decided to use an increment borer to determine its age (a process that cuts a small hole into the center of the tree trunk, and is not intended to kill the tree). Unfortunately, the borer got stuck. He and a park ranger cut the tree down to remove the equipment, and when they counted the tree rings, they realized their mistake. Oops. This incident lead to better protection of the remaining bristlecone pines.
Thereâs some wiggle room about what can be called âthe worldâs oldest living tree.â The worldâs oldest living single tree is the tree that the OP is referring to. Its name is Methuselah,and it is also around 5,000 years old. Since its location is unknown, nobody knows what it looks like. But it might be this tree here:
But technically, it isnât the oldest living tree. Let me explain.
It turns out that root systems of trees can send up genetically identical saplings (aka clones) via their root systems. Like so:
Which means the original trunk can die, but since the root system is attached to other trees which give it nutrients, it lives on. The root system can theoretically do this indefinitely. So the tree trunks could be fairly young, but the roots could be large and very, very, very old. So the oldest âtreeâ isnât a small grove, itâs a logic-defying forest.
Iâd like you to meet Pando.
This male quaking aspen covers 106 acres and is ancient. Iâm talking an estimate of 80,000 years. The trees you can see are just âshootsâ he sent up, and their average age is 130 years old. He is his own forest. If trees could talk, Iâd love to hear what he had to say.
He might be dying, due to insects and drought (hmm, wonder what could have happened to cause that). A section of Pando is being studied in an attempt to find a solution. But in the meantime, we can enjoy him for his beauty.
TLDR: Yes please, protect the trees from humans!
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 sheâs like a beautiful norse god come to life and she controls the cows
sheâs actually Swedish artist and singer Jonna Jinton and sheâs singing Kulning, an ancient Swedish herding call
@riverselkie I thought youâd appreciate this
you guys know whatâs super important?
bee butts
ohmygodsocute
Hence bum-ble bees