Hunter is canceled. Joe, come get your son.
Hunter no * whacks with folded newspaper*
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@soliloquy-please
Hunter is canceled. Joe, come get your son.
Hunter no * whacks with folded newspaper*
Went shopping, cooked, got wine drunk, stopped thinking about The Problem⢠for 5 whole hours
Got a call of doom
I'm refusing to acknowledge now
#justsiblingthings
someone should make a list
Omgggg?????
Is Travis gonna join the schemers table????
He's got the charisma to do it, but he definitely wants to be in battles more then the schemers are?
A group of Bolaires is called a murder šā°ļø
wait a minute
Termina is broken in a box (but she shares some kind of headspace with Bolaire)
Azune casts mending on Bolaire and "the spell energy goes into something"
we never find out where the spell energy went
it certainly is never mentioned what/ if it has an effect on Bolaire
Termina jumps out of her box all kintsugied
lemme get a tinfoil hat real quick here
This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching
āspicy pillowā jokes aside, I think @flowerkroneāās tags deserve a serious reply:
#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point
The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phoneās battery. Itās not a battery anymore. Now itās a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and itās one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.
But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isnāt going to happen soon ā there is no need to panic ā but it will happen eventually.
And, indeed, it doesnāt go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and youāre gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Donāt do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.
The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid ā often sold as a āDutch oven.ā Any other cooking container thatās unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.
However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.
Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so donāt use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.
Once you have the fireproof container:
Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Donāt put any padding in there, thatāll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
Put a label on the container, something like āDEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY ā FIRE HAZARDā.
It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Donāt leave it exposed to the weather, either.
You need toĀ find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I canāt help with that because I have no idea where you live.
However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isnāt an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire departmentās responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
If the fire department tries to tell you this isnāt dangerous or itās okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. Thatās also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.
Reblog to save lives.
[Image: A phone with the insides visible, including a battery that has inflated like a balloon. The photo is captioned, āPillow :33ā]
Reblogging because I would have had absolutely no idea what to do, either.
I'm just complaining about life. Maybe ranting
There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that
But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand
Hey there, Iām not sure if this already exists on your page but do you have a list of the most critically acclaimed or infamous X-Files fanfics or authors? The type of fics or authors that everyone recommends or says āYou HAVE to read this at least onceā. I hear that with the Iokous series, the Terra Firma series, Antidote by Karen Rasch and Rachel Howard, anything by Pembura, anything by MalibuSunset.
Thank you in advance!
Hey, welcome! :D
I think @myassbrokethefall's "classic, don't miss" recs and @cecilysass's favorites document fit the bill.
But since there are other links/lists in my archives, I'm going to include those as well. Because why not?
Here's a brief introduction to different fandom authors (and more authors named here)
Here and here are my descriptions of various authors
Here's a collaborative introduction to fic sites, and here's an in-depth, multi-part resource/links guide to (practically) all of them
Here'sĀ a list of my comfort rereads
@lilydalexf's lists and suggestions
@audriesfic's greatest hits
cecilysass's themed fic recs (here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and the 1998 Spooky Award Winners here) feature only the best
@o6666666 has a great list on William/fluff/kidfic which includes the fandom's most infamous authors
Masterposts I'd recommend: @baronessblixen's here, cecilysass's here, @slippinmickeys here, @amplifyme here, @ghostbustermelanieking here, @television-overload here, @sixhours here, @teethnbone here, @touchstoneaf here, @mldrgrl here, and many more that are sprinkled all over Tumblr.
Bonus! Here and here are published authors who started out as X-Files fic writers.
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A chapter from my fancomic about Hua Cheng and Blackwater that I adoreāØ
I love the bits of their interactions in the novel and the hints about how long they've known each other and what their interactions are like in private. This was one of the main reasons I wanted to make this comicš„°
If vou're interested in a physical copy of this comic, you can order it hereš
Considering the fact heās set up to be like an antagonist force in the Heavens for Xie Lian Pei Ming is such a wild side character like:
Heās probably aromantic
Heās older than Xie Lian by maybe 5 years maybe 100s itās really vague
He is constantly following his dick into places I wouldnāt go with a gun
He isnāt actually antagonistic to Xie Lian at all despite all the behind the scenes manipulation trying to make that happen
Him and Xie Lian share custody of a 250 year old war criminal
Heās the text book example of why āI was just following ordersā is really fucking bad
He has an incredibly strong sense of justice
Heās best friends with the most evil woman and second most evil man in heaven for most of the novel
Heās genuinely a good person
Heās so charismatic his best friend/situation-ship tried to make him king without asking him
Heās so distraught about what happened with The Rain Master he runs away from her for +800 years of existence
Heās a slut
Heās a Hualian shipper
Despite being probably the third strongest Martial God in the series he spends all of Mount Tonglu with a broken elbow and being comic relief
He genuinely believes he and Hua Cheng are buds
He somehow didnāt have any children so instead he tries to trust fund kid his 17 times great grand nephew who was raised by the most humble man ever and canāt work out why the kid wonāt let him buy his way out of jail
He wants to talk to Xie Lian about his sex life
He spends most of the last book being depressed that one of his best friends is dead and another is on the run
People pray to him for long lasting relationships
A yandre ghost is trying to kill him
Jun Wu was actively running a smear campaign against him the entire time
He was part of the magical girl sword
Heās the slut of the heavens
He is both so tried and living by the motto fuck it we ball
Heās the only other man Xie Lian finds handsome
He was the first person to realise EāMing was a boner metaphor
Heās scared of the bull man who hates him
He is probably going to be the next heavenly emperor since Xie Lian doesnāt want that shit
Heās the only martial god who genuinely likes and respects Ling Wen until Xie Lian shows up
He says āHo Hoā when Hualian kiss
I bet those post-canon heavenly meetings are.... interesting.
Xie Lian shows up reeking of ghost qi, Pei Ming is amused but Mu Qing and Feng Xin sure aren't, poor Ling Wen is still paying for her crimes, Quan Yizhen is NOT paying attention, Yin Yu reformed recently and has a bad feeling. Plus the absentees Lang Qianqiu who overslept and Yushi Guang who is living her best life and still doesn't bother showing up.