The flying fuck

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[glorfindels-archive]

❧ aragorn son of arathorn ii. born on march 1st

‘but i am the real strider, fortunately,’ he said, looking down at them with his face softened by a sudden smile. ‘i am aragorn son of arathorn; and if by life or death i can save you, i will.’

[deheerkonijn]

Watching LOTR with your friends like

[deheerkonijn]

An imagining of Legolas’ room in Mirkwood. I love interior spaces and actually have a whole floor plan in mind for his suite in Thranduil’s halls, but for now I think it’s best if I take things one step at a time. 😆 This was done as a little low stakes color-play.

[roselightfairy]

More Recs

@enide-s-dear requested a funny L/G fic rec list (and I think knows that at least half of her fics are just auto-included on this list), but I’m happy to share some of the humor fics I can think of! A reminder that these lists are not exhaustive – I thought offering recs would be a great idea but as soon as I try I am hit with I Have Never Read A Fic In My Life Syndrome, so I’m sure I’m forgetting so many! But please enjoy these, most of which are recent, underappreciated, or both:

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things that go bump in the night by DeHeerKonijn

Summary: Mûth snorted. “Mahal, but he’s really giving it to him.”

Kharzul couldn’t decide if he sounded judgemental, amused, disgusted— or maybe even a little impressed.

Or, the one where politics are foregone because our resident dingbats are making up for lost time.

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THIS FIC NEEDS SO MUCH LOVE. (And I’m not just saying that because it was a gift to me.) I mean: outsider POV of two poor hapless dwarves listening to Legolas and Gimli have extremely loud sex through the walls? DeHeerKonijn’s classic gorgeous imagery that makes the space come alive around you while you’re reading? Hilarious punchlines every other paragraph? Check, check, and check.

The Trouble with…Pumpkins by Morvidra

Summary: “I’ll wager, Master Dwarf,” Legolas said, staring at the horizon, “that I could carve more pumpkins than you.”

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This fic always makes me grin hugely at my screen when I read it. Pumpkin carving is a Shire tradition, and Legolas and Gimli both brag about how good at it they would be … before ever trying. Snappy banter, lovely character chemistry, and a hilarious culmination in the form of our favorite Straight Man (literally) to these two, Aragorn. It’s gen, no relationship specified, but even die-hard shippers should be satisfied with the playful fun!

Tread Carefully by katajainen

Summary: Even broken and flooded with water, the circle of Isengard has many traps for the unwary. Legolas steps into one with unexpected consequences.

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Two words: Cat. Legolas. Temporary, but still – absolutely delightful. This is another bit of gen, but it contains some strategic cat-cuddling that miiiight be hinting at something more – and it’s a delightful read no matter what you’re looking for!

Mind Reader by Enide_Dear

Summary: Legolas temporarily gains the ability to read minds, but its difficult to seperate mortal minds from one another. Someones mind however is filled with smut. Elven themed smut. Could it be….?

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I knew I had to put at least one thing by Enide_Dear on this list (but seriously read everything; this author is a crack genius). Read this for a flustered Legolas, an extremely, uh, imaginative Gimli, and a little mystery that of course we readers all know the answer to. This work has had me laughing silently in the break room at work before; I hope it’ll do the same for you!

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If you liked any of these fics, please let the author know with a comment if you have capacity! Also, I encourage you to reblog this list so that we can spread the good word. :)

[minimuii]

Meet Speklbum, Eponya and Skye <3

[godzillabreath]

Memorial of some beloved pet rats with a laurel branch, commissioned by Gabe

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

has this been done before or….

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Am I really seeing a fucking Shrek 2 joke on a LotR photoset?

This is glorious, what a time to be alive.

[jimmytolans-blog]

lotr meme: ten scenes [5/10] → the lighting of the beacons

[edgebug]

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

[yetyoucomfortme]

best literary analysis ever

[fwizard]

#no this is my dwarf I’m keeping him

[paedme]

lotr meme: seven relationships [3/7] → The Three Hunters

“With hope or without hope we will follow the trail of our enemies. And woe to them, if we prove the swifter! We will make such a chase as shall be accounted a marvel among the Three Kindreds: Elves, Dwarves, and Men. Forth the Three Hunters!”

[juliastiles]

lotr + hugs

[silmaspens]

Elven Fashion Week

Nandor elves- wear rich and vibrant earth tones, complimented with a silvers and turquoise. Nandor clothing is sturdy and easy to move in, but ornamentation is not sacrificed for functionality. Their hair is almost always a shade of brown and is worn either very long and braided or styled short and manageable.

Avari elves- don’t see the light all that much and both their collective complexion and clothing traditions reflect that. Like the Nandor they prefer long braided hair or short and sleek styles. They prefer the darkest clothing of all the branches of elves, which they accent with deep blues, rich purples and sometimes irredescent hues. They never wear anything shiny or flashy, but they are fond of embroidery as long as it’s subtle.

Teleri elves (Sindar & Falmari)- are almost the same people aesthetic wise. Clothing, adornment and hair styling are all practically the same save color schemes. Sindar adore darker blues and greens, while the Falmari are into pastel, or lighter colors, namely sea foam green and teal. Falmari elves absorb themselves in pearls, shells and corals, while their cousins the Sindar prefer silver and precious gems. All Teleri elves have varying shades of blue eyes. Silver hair is common in the Falmari while Black hair is more common in the Sindar.

Vanyar- long golden hair, amber eyes and sun kissed skin are the main features of this branch of elves. Each vanyar has a fondness/devotion to a specific Vala which they model their personal clothing after. Embroidered golden feathers or jeweled vines for Manwe or Yvanna, a radiating headdress for Varda or flowing robes that dance and shimmer like fire for Aule.

Noldor- unless they are busy crafting, their hair is worn free, very long and unstyled. Almost all of the Noldor have green eyes and black hair, with red hair being very rare (they are the only group that has redheads). Noldor will wear all the colors on the spectrum in a variety of styles. They have the most ornate clothing of all the elves, and are famous for their intricate embroidery and stunning jewelry which is always worn with tremendous pride.

[pereczke]

My favorite mugs + a honeypot photographed poorly but with joy :)

[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[silmaspens]

House of the Golden Flower & House of the Fountain

[silmaspens]

Bad Guys™️

[multifandomimagines4everyone-de]