I’m beginning to suspect “civil” may not be the word of the day.
Look, I understand being hungry and frustrated. I even understand being upset when someone tells you that you can’t do something you want to do. But I am going to remain very firm on the “please do not eat people” part.
There are alternatives. Fish, squid, large quantities of ethically sourced seafood. I am even willing to personally transport it if that keeps everyone safe and prevents any more romantic trips, public beaches, or major coastal cities from becoming an all-you-can-eat moral emergency.
But humans are not on the menu. Because those people have families, friends, lives, bad jobs, favorite songs, dentist appointments they keep forgetting to reschedule, and absolutely no desire to become lunch.