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Ryan Ibbotsons 25 years old Artist

[fjcjessica]

I agree, humans are idiots. That’s why I never trust anyone.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Everyone's an idiot. But I don't know...

There... might be a few idiots in life worth trusting.

[fjcjessica]

Harmless as in just telling a joke, nothing more. I’m not into anything else.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Harmless it might be, then. Unless it's horribly insensitive.

[virginiawaters-blog]

But that would be so boring! The best part of it is that you never know what’s coming.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Then what would you do if you... maybe, somehow frighten someone with social anxiety?

[isaacflinn]

Trust no one.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Indeed...

[fjcjessica]

I guess so. You’re going to say that humans makes mistakes all the time now, right? Though I think that you can choose to not break into someone’s houses, there’s no need in doing that.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

No, no. I was going to say that humans are idiots.

[fjcjessica]

Being fooled is just stupid, but it’s always fun to do something harmless to someone. But I don’t do it on april the 1st, it just doesn’t feel right. It’s just childish.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

It depends on how "harmless" it is. But at least doing them out of April the 1st catches people unaware.

[violet-pratt]

My apartment has turned into a juice packet warzone.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Did a juice packet monster come rampaging in?

[virginiawaters-blog]

How can you hate April Fool’s? It’s so much fun.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Only if people limited their pranks to people they know and are friendly and close with.

[fjcjessica]

Yeah, this is actually something that should open people’s eyes. Like you never know when things like this could happen      Everything that you own, can be taken away within a minute.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Indeed. But that's the way humans are.

[fjcjessica]

Yeah, though I like to pull the fools on people, I just don’t like to be fooled.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

I don't like being fooled. Nor do I like undeserving people being publicly humiliated. It's a mean day.

[edwin-cooper]

I sense an interesting backstory here.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Nah, just observances.

[edwin-cooper]

Yes, it’s me, sweetie, visiting you in the body of a twenty-four-year-old underpaid journalist purely to tell you absurdly motivational things!

Okay, my friend, it’s time for you to invest in a calendar and pencil me in for at least two Saturday nights a month, because sunlight is good for the skin and people are good for the soul. Also I don’t like watching scary movies alone and I have a backlog of ones I need to watch.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Now this is where it gets suspicious... She doesn't tell me absurdly motivational things...

...Are you inviting me into your horror movie nights? A bit of a bold move when I prefer the moonlight and my soul physically hisses when it sees people.

[fjcjessica]

Me too     Like there isn’t enough of pranks already. There’s just an excuse for people to do mean things and then say april fools to you.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Exactly. Bodily harm came to mind many a time. Ahh... fun times.

[fjcjessica]

No, I get that. It would’ve been a buzz killer, I know. Honestly, I’ll be fine. I’m mostly still in shock     scared that they’ll come back, but I’ll be fine. And my things? They’re fine. They did not take much.. Just like a few things, not anything big.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

That's, um, great... At least there wasn't any bloodshed. Nasty things people are capable of when they're found out...

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Oh, it's almost April already? 

...I hate April Fools. 

[fjcjessica]

No, jesus. What the hell happened to him?    

.. Oh, it was a joke.[laughs a little] When you say it, I’ve actually heard that one before. It’s funny.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

I'm glad. But, um, not if he's a real person with those real injuries. But are you all right? And your things?

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