build a home

I'm Jess.

[fjcjessica]

[looks at your character and shrugs] Why are you here? [sits up and tries to not look all sad and down] You don't have to pretend that you care, we both know that you don't. [sighs] And I don't care.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

No, no. I was going to say that humans are idiots.

[fjcjessica]

I agree, humans are idiots. That's why I never trust anyone.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

It depends on how “harmless” it is. But at least doing them out of April the 1st catches people unaware.

[fjcjessica]

Harmless as in just telling a joke, nothing more. I'm not into anything else.

[isaacflinn]

Trust no one.

[fjcjessica]

I seriously couldn't agree more to that.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Indeed. But that’s the way humans are.

[fjcjessica]

I guess so. You're going to say that humans makes mistakes all the time now, right? Though I think that you can choose to not break into someone's houses, there's no need in doing that.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

I don’t like being fooled. Nor do I like undeserving people being publicly humiliated. It’s a mean day.

[fjcjessica]

Being fooled is just stupid, but it's always fun to do something harmless to someone. But I don't do it on april the 1st, it just doesn't feel right. It's just childish.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Exactly. Bodily harm came to mind many a time. Ahh… fun times.

[fjcjessica]

Yeah, though I like to pull the fools on people, I just don't like to be fooled.

[violet-pratt]

My apartment has turned into a juice packet warzone.

[fjcjessica]

Do I even wanna know how that happened?

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

That’s, um, great… At least there wasn’t any bloodshed. Nasty things people are capable of when they’re found out…

[fjcjessica]

Yeah, this is actually something that should open people's eyes. Like you never know when things like this could happen      Everything that you own, can be taken away within a minute.

[edwin-cooper]

Isn’t messy really in right now, though? I mean, I don’t even comb my hair any more and I get compliments on it, so maybe that applies to interior decorating as well.

Ah! Take mine, then! Please! For the sake of all humanity! 

[fjcjessica]

Yeah, I've heard some rumors about that, yeah.     Well, that's only because your hair does look nice, with that "don't care" style. And if he doesn't think my apartment is hot.. Then there's gotta be something wrong with him.

You're willing to save the humanity? Wow, you must be the new hero here in town.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Oh, it’s almost April already? 

…I hate April Fools. 

[fjcjessica]

Me too     Like there isn't enough of pranks already. There's just an excuse for people to do mean things and then say april fools to you.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

I’m glad. But, um, not if he’s a real person with those real injuries. But are you all right? And your things?

[fjcjessica]

No, I get that. It would've been a buzz killer, I know. Honestly, I'll be fine. I'm mostly still in shock     scared that they'll come back, but I'll be fine. And my things? They're fine. They did not take much.. Just like a few things, not anything big.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

Sorry, um… Ahhh… Did you hear about the guy downstairs who lost his left arm and left leg in a week?

…He’s all right now.

[fjcjessica]

No, jesus. What the hell happened to him?    

.. Oh, it was a joke.[laughs a little] When you say it, I've actually heard that one before. It's funny.

[robin-simmonss]

Someone broke into your house?

[fjcjessica]

No, I just had someone over while I was out and they decided to redecorate my place.

[justsamanthadavis-deactivated20]

"Stephen King.. is he a little too dark for my taste?" 

[justsamanthadavis-deactivated20]

[fjcjessica]

To be honest, a little blondie like you doesn't really come out as someone who reads Stephen King.     All though he is a great author, so I would recommed some of his books to anyone.

[edwin-cooper]

Well, there’s only one way to tell: go into your bedroom and see if a man in a sweater vest pops out right before you start crying at how beautiful it looks.

Ah, well, I tried. Kind of. But get on that! Make sure you have all the essentials - valuable stuff, socks, and the secret Nutella stash everyone has but no one talks about.

[fjcjessica]

That is kind of creepy though, I'd still be having a break in, but I guess it's okay if he actually says that it's beautiful in there; because it looks like a mess.

Shit, if my Nutella is gone; I swear to God world war III is coming, and that's not even a joke.

[shadesofryanibbotsons-blog]

W-wha? 

Did someone break in? Or was it, um, some twisted surprise party or something?

[fjcjessica]

Yeah, if it was a party; I think I would've been happy about it, right? It was a break in.