IN SHADOW

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starter call of sorts for whenever school stops being a douche to me

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@deadly--flower

“---- Do I even want to know what you’re getting me into?”

[txelonedragon]

@shadowgeniius continue from here

Neji looked over at the other for a second, and then looked back at the genins he had agreed to train for a week while their real teacher was away. And to Neji, they all seemed like little brats. This was going to be a real pain.

“This is what I get for owing someone a favour,” he sighed. “You sure you don’t want to help me out with this?”

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Yes, he was pretty damn sure that he didn’t exactly want to help. Still, he found himself here already. It looked like he would be helping regardless. How trouble- some...

“Nah, man. I guess I’ll help.”

[deidei-clay]

Let’s just never forget

[solarsquared]

Inspirational

[ladytema-deactivated20190921]

    ●⊱⋮- · ❝ I disagree with you over /one/ thing and     suddenly I’m disagreeing on everything? What     the hell? ❞

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A long, drawn out huff of air left his lips. This was turning into more of a bother than he cared for.

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"I'll be confiscating these," he says happily, taking the carton of cigarettes right from Shikamaru's hand. "These'll kill you. Really. Lung cancer. Just ask Sakura." Pocketing it, Iruka smiles. "Don't you just feel better already?"

Annoyance is clear in his gaze, but he just huffs. Both hands shove them-selves into his pockets. Really, it’s too troublesome to bother with. Not likehe doesn’t have more at home, anyway.

“Yeah, I feel much better afterbeing stolen from.”

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Yanks on his ponytail. This Shinobi's style was vastly akin to that of Abarai.

“Don’t touch the do.”

[shadowgeniius-blog]

“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“Riiiight. Whatever you say.”

Well, this was not something he expected to get yelled athim today. Troubesome...

[shadowgeniius-blog]

❝This is just my luck.❞

“--- Yeah, you’re luck fucking sucks.”

[shadowgeniius-blog]

starter call of sorts for whenever school stops being a douche to me

[sarutobisms-archive-deactivated]

  ❝ You tryin’ to sour my mood? Ya always ruin my jokes. ❞

[shadowgeniius-blog]

“Just stating the truth. So, you up for a game or not?”

[frommemetoyou]

Here it is! Your free pass to ask my muse for advice!

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Ask for help with anything! Awkward questions about life,  how to deal with tricky situations, serious conundrums, family recipes, how to fix the common cold- anything goes!

[nhilism]

[ofjinchuuriki]

Adult Naruto + Jounin vest

“If there’s such thing as peace, I will find it.”

[you-make-me-wander]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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sentence prompts ➝ imagine dragons

❝Don’t look back.❞

❝Look into my eyes.❞

❝I am hellbound.❞

❝Is it my fault?❞

❝Nobody can save me now.❞

❝This is all for you.❞

❝This is it, the apocalypse.❞

❝I can’t escape this now.❞

❝We don’t have a choice to stay.❞

❝I’m on top of the world.❞

❝No one can understand me like you can understand.❞

❝Emptiness is all you know.❞

❝Congratulations you are all alone.❞

❝I can hardly stand myself.❞

❝If you love someone, better tell them while they’re here.❞

❝I’m never changing who I am.❞

❝My age has never made me wise.❞

❝So, this is what you meant.❞

❝I’ll let you know that all this time I’ve been afraid.❞

❝You don’t have to make it right.❞

❝What was right is wrong.❞

❝Nothing can fill your shadow cause you are all I am.❞

❝I was never welcome here.❞

❝Innocence is gone.❞

❝I’m sorry for everything.❞

❝Searching to find myself but all I find is you.❞

❝Nothing really matters in the end.❞

❝You don’t have to hold your head up high.❞

❝There’s nowhere we can hide.❞

❝I’m not gonna let you change my mind.❞

❝This is just my luck.❞

❝I broke some rocks right through your window.❞

❝I’m wishing I had what I’d taken for granted.❞

❝I won’t run away this time.❞

❝Love is a game to you.❞

❝Would you turn your back on me?❞

❝I’m bleeding out for you, for you.❞

❝Who knows what’s right? The lines keep getting thinner.❞

❝I don’t sleep so well at night.❞

❝Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside.❞

❝It’s time to begin, isn’t it?❞

❝I’ve turned into a monster.❞

❝Don’t tell me that I’m wrong.❞

❝I’m a reckless mistake.❞

❝Don’t throw stones at me.❞

❝I shot a hole through everything I loved.❞

❝Stay with me, please.❞

❝Oh, quiet down. I’ve had enough.❞

❝How did it come to this?❞

❝I’m dying to feel again. Oh, anything at all.❞

❝I know that I did you wrong.❞

❝You can leave, now it’s your choice.❞

❝Show me what this life is for.❞

❝The blood’s run stale.❞

❝Life isn’t always what you think it’d be.❞

❝The kiss of death will have to wait.❞

❝I wanted your truth, but I wanted the pain to disappear.❞

❝You can have it all but life keeps moving.❞

❝I say it’s up to fate.❞

❝Maybe you could save my soul.❞

❝I’m trying not to face what I’ve done.❞

❝But i’ll take your word. Cause after all, you’ve never lied.❞

❝Come with me and we will run away.❞

❝Just when I thought I was clear of the mistakes.❞

❝If I seem dangerous, would you be scared?❞

❝We still are made of greed.❞

❝There’s always time to change your mind.❞

❝Trust me when I say that I’ll make it up to you somehow.❞

❝I’ve traveled all this way for something.❞

❝Your eyes, they shine so bright.❞

❝Nothing is forgiven unless you want it to be.❞

❝I’m only gonna do you wrong.❞

❝You’re all I know.❞

❝We are apart of the same play.❞

❝I’ve never seen this side of you.❞

❝I don’t ever wanna let you down.❞

❝Welcome to the new age.❞

❝These days, you tend to lie.❞

❝I know it’s hard when you’re falling down.❞

❝This road never looked so lonely.❞

❝I feel it in my bones.❞

❝I’m waking up to ash and dust.❞

❝This city never sleeps at night.❞

❝It’s not me you’ll save cause I’m a lost cause.❞

❝I never said that I want this, this burden came to me.❞

❝All the emptiness inside of you is hard enough to fill.❞

❝I wanna hide the truth. I wanna shelter you.❞

[wordsnquotes]

We were not lovers, we were love.

Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? (via wordsnquotes)

[asumas-gaiden]

"Then let me add to them with something I couldn't say back then… I've got nothing more to say to you three. Your Ino-Shika-Chō formation was perfect!"

Team 10

 Ino; Shika; Chō friendship