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21 People Who Are Eating Their Food Completely Wrong

lydia actually did this

I was sure I was gonna scroll down and the last panel would just be the artist sitting there doing nothing like every other “I’m gonna do a thing” comic I’ve ever seen so suffice it to say I’m very pleasantly surprised

lemonfodrizzlecake

I scrolled pass this like three times already but i only just now got the joke omfg

thepigeongazette

Another day, another shrine in my honor, sigh.

Oh by the way guys, due to my work hours changing, I will temporarily be updating Sunday and THURSDAY, not Wednesday. This should switch back in a few weeks.

pleatedjeans

20 Funny Signs Spotted in the Wild

pleatedjeans

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

just-shower-thoughts

Outdated memes should be called Memeries

feed-the-fauchereve-blog

thanks for the memeries

orenatus

Even if they weren’t so dank

I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.

Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?

Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.

ovadioisdead-blog

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

sheldontinydino

Tough day at the Sheldon office

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thebrothersjonas

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michaxl

shencomix

No, I’LL hang up.

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pleatedjeans

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slugdogcraft-deactivated2021011

This was supposed to be a dragon, but the arm and wing configuration was bothering me, so now it’s a velociraptor baby. The arms and legs are jointed to the body and can rotate up and down. All the seams are hand embroidered. The body is made of stiffened felt.