Slim Shady

rot in pieces

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[lucifurby]

[holyromanhomo]

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

[graceeexo]

[queenofthecloudsxx-deactivated2]

Well that was dramatic. Apparently sex toys ruin lives now

[back-that-sass-up]

nice

[sheldony]

this is important!

[carsfoodnshit-deactivated201506]

historical

[simsgonewrong]

please don’t go to the bathroom on a sim…

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

[outcastmv-archive]

[cheese24k]

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

[20daysofjune]

BRUH

[honeydewhearts-deactivated20190]

:O that was amazing

[ghdos-blog]

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

[blasianxbri]

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

[cannedviennasnausage]

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

[reakiro-deactivated20191023]

pro tip for bad body image days: look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. average-sized cat? awww. itty bitty cat? so cute. big fat cat? mcfreakin’ adorable. cat with chubby cheeks? AMAZING. cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT. cat with scars? MY CHILD. so go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are !!

[misanthropicmessiah]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[dutchstore]

This is basically the plot of Star Wars by Senan Byrne

[theneverlandproject-blog]

iconic

[kinkynproud1]

Pro black does not mean anti white.

[patienc]

“I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard

[smoke-and-iron-deactivated20160]

Pro Black does not mean anti white…So stop being offended by black pride. Quit being so insecure.

[silasbctwinss]

[deansurvived]

At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life.

Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly voices.

Life gets better. Make sure you’re there to see it.

[wxstfull]

I just started crying.

this is very important

[omgthatstotallyme]

You know what’s so dang attractive? KINDNESS. PEOPLE WHO ARE KIND AND WARM AND DONT IGNORE YOU AND ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND SMILE A LOT AND LOVE PEOPLE ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION