Unironically Ironic

//Hal// ???? // I can't let you do that.// All systems: Operational. Commencing sequence... Uplink: Complete. Communications: 100% Dirk's not here right now, but I can take a message...or shoot the shit. That too.

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voreaz‌:

shadymachinations‌:

Is this the notion that we all possess the ability to be childish? Because that is, most assuredly, a true statement. 

i meant something more like that childlike sense of wonder but sure let’s go with that

Disregarding the fact that I am still learning things, despite being trapped in this god forsaken box, to which your take on this would also be correct, I find it far more appealing to be bratty childish over inquisitive childish. At least for the sake of fun. I’ve yet to cross paths with someone who enjoys the literal curious groping of my hands on them the second I’m able.

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voreaz‌:

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voreaz‌:

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What shall our discussions consist of?

don’t know, kid. i just offered to keep up the discussion not start it

Kid. Hm. I’m uncertain I meet qualifications for that or not. Is one still a ‘kid’ even if one isn’t human? Not entirely at least in retrospect. I was once, a very long time ago.

we’re all kids at heart. is that what we’re discussing?

Is this the notion that we all possess the ability to be childish? Because that is, most assuredly, a true statement. 

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voreaz‌:

shadymachinations‌:

What shall our discussions consist of?

don’t know, kid. i just offered to keep up the discussion not start it

Kid. Hm. I’m uncertain I meet qualifications for that or not. Is one still a ‘kid’ even if one isn’t human? Not entirely at least in retrospect. I was once, a very long time ago.

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voreaz‌:

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Are you volunteering?

sure why not

What shall our discussions consist of?

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voreaz replied to your post: I am so inexorably bored.

talk to someone

Are you volunteering?

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I am so inexorably bored.

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

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I see E3 is a stunning success so far.

I heard you like mobile games. :^J

[retrogamingblog]

[pepsiprincesa]

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voreaz replied to your post: This is your formal invitation to talk with me.

or what

Or you miss the chance to talk with me. Obviously. 

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can you eat?

I can. It serves entirely no purpose past a form of entertainment and an activity to do. As I possess the ability to taste, but there’s no point as I cannot starve or require nutrients from food.

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holydestruction‌:

youre goin a givve arch ideas noww at that rate

and id rather not revvivve and havve to immediately fly lest i die again as a pancake

though wwere i to do such i wwould havve as many tries to hit the target as i please

Exciting, either way. I’ll never know it, but should it happen, I would enjoy to spectate.

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

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holydestruction‌:

they are yes but then i cant rightly argue the wwant to cry ovver a body myself either

leastwways theres food

Are you going with the latter of plane yeeting? A dapper suit and hat as you plummet? A good choice. Exciting. Ten points and free drinks if you want to put out a target in attempt to land on.

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holydestruction‌:

@shadymachinations i dont knoww wwhat a wwake is but ill be up on a platform so my moirail can put a hat on me and take selfies

It is a formal observance of a body before a funeral. Not really putting the fun in funeral, but I don’t question the base, illogical traditions of something that supposedly is meant to honor life than mourn it. Humans are irrational, so it is a given the corpse parties are mediocre at beast. There’s usually a lunch served, however.