Fuck (it, you, them, life, me, everything)

@thevoidthatstaresback

Gabby, frog, she/her, bitch, give me wackjob theories, I make wackjob theories, shitposts give me life, I have issues so don’t expect me to be fully coherent or understand things, may post art from time to time

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Me: I want soup

Me: I have no soup

Friend A: Then squire soup

Me: SQUIRE SOUP? IVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCK A MAN

Friend K: MY LIEGE THE SOUP HAS LEARNED TO READ AND WRITE

Friend J: *chanting* SUCK A MAN! SUCK A MAN!

Me: MY LIEGE THE SOUP HAS SUCKED HIS WAY INTO BECOMING A SQUIRE

Me: MY LIEGE PLEASE LISTEN TO THE BELLS JINGLE AS THE SOUP SHOWS YOU HOW HE’S GONE SO FAR

Friend K: RUMOR AMONG THE COURT IS THAT THE LORDS AND LADYS ALL CONSIDER HIM QUITE THE SNACK

Friend S: *posts a pic of their jester* ITS HIM

Friend S: SOUP

Me: WHERE CAN I GET HIM? WHAT STORE… say it

Friend S: the clothes store

Friend K: HE ALSO WORKS PART TIME AT THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL

Me: MY GOLLY DOES HE DECORATE?

Friend K: YES HES REALLY SPRUCING THE PLACE UP

Friend K: RED ACCENTS IN PECULIAR PATTERNS I HEAR

Me: OUR HOLY TRINITY OF JOKES

Friend K: but thats just a theory

Friend K: a color theory

#interaction #friends #clothes store #color theory #jester #three (3) jokes #holy trinity

“My boys dick size doesn’t matter, he won’t be using it anyway” ace and pegger solidarity

Dream I had last night

Tw: sexual assault

Ok so first day back at school we go to the front to get some stuff then me and some friends walk around the building to another enterance and we’re talking to this guy and when he’s about to leave he looks me right in the eyes and says “I love hairy girls” and I realize I’m just in panties but I didn’t remember even putting pants on this morning so I was like what am I gonna do, turns out there were some around mg ankles so I just pulled those up. Ok then as class is starting and we’re all in our different classrooms I realize I forgot my phone so I run out and run all around the building to get to the front. Then the people at the front are all packed up and about to go and I’m like wait I forgot my phone and they have all this other lost shit on their table but my phone wasn’t there and eventually after we did really weird shit with passes like video statement to prove that I was there and so were teachers. And ye then I just go back then we time skip to that night and somebody sent this really fucked up shit in groupchat. It was like the Chinese airplane pond or something but it was about this teacher that ate and drank his students shit and pee and like forcefully did them in like washing machines and shit and sniffed their clothes and for some reason in our dorm this guy was being interrogated but by like people that were 2d like you could only see their busts on the speech boxes and I was there helping for some god awful reason and he started looking at me like that and I hated it and so I left the room and I think I was naked the whole time and I left when he said “I wanna smell her clothes”. And so I put shit on and I ran as fast as I fucking could to get a teacher and I woke up like one other person in the dorms and they ran with me but didn’t go to where the teachers were and I was screaming teacher teacher. Then I saw them all through glass and I just had to pass through this room to get to them, but my English teacher was sleeping in there and I woke him up and I realized that it was a dream based on the fucked shit y’all sent to chat then I woke up.

If you are American, PLEASE SUPPORT THE SSI RESTORATION ACT OF 2021

This new bill has been introduced in both the house and the Senate.

Among other things, it will:

Raise the monthly disability income by just over 30 percent - bringing it to poverty level.

Remove penalties for recieving financial help from friends and family.

Increase the amount of assets a disabled person may have from $2,000 to $10,000 (this hasn't been updated since 1989)

Update outside income restrictions to allow disabled people to receive up to $399 a month without reducing their benefits.

REWARD, not penalize, people who want to receive additional income while on social security income.

REMOVE THE MARRIAGE BAN YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT THIS WILL REMOVE THE MARRIAGE BAN

For those unaware current regulations do a lot to oppress disabled people. In fact marriage equality doesn't even extend to disbled people who risk having their benefits reduced or outright taken away if they marry someone. This means that in common law states disabled people can't even live with their significant other or they risk losing their financial independence.

Current regulations mean that if you're disbled you can't have so much as one penny over $2,000 to your name. So buying a car and gaining more independence or freedom is largely out of the question for disabled people.

Current regulations penalize social security recipients who receive income from outside sources, even if those sources are reimbursement. Did you get paid to babysit for a few hours? That's income, and you get your benefits reduced. Did you loan a friend $10 and they pay you back? The government considers that $10 income, and you get your benefits reduced.

These aren't mere anecdotes - these are all examples of actual things that have happened to disbled people I know, and if you have any disabled friends in your life I'm sure they can tell you the same stories.

If you value marriage equality, if you value financial independence, if you value the rights of disbled people, please PLEASE support this bill! Contact your reps, vote, and make noise! This is a great thing!

UPDATE: Text SIGN PSLOAE to 50409

Resistbot is hosting a petition for this! They will automatically send letters to your representatives for you!

emotionalmorphine

This is super important, guys!

Guess who missed their therapy appointment on accident and is now dying because that was their last appointment with that therapist cause they’re moving and now their problems of premature goodbyes without real closure caused by their dad dying suddenly are amplified! Idk maybe somebody but also me

thevoidthatstaresback

If you don’t berate yourself are you even living

thevoidthatstaresback

I’m glad I’m going to therapy tomorrow, bad emotions have been wriggling lately.

Sometimes I leave things up online for me to cringe at when I’m 67 then forget about. Time to keep working on my Wattpad story

If you don’t berate yourself are you even living

Do you think vampires choose new names every decade to century to millennium?

Guns are sooo cool until you realize their only use sucks and guns aren’t really that cool

tetobaguettezone

what about swords ;-;

Though swords serve the same purpose, they are far cooler because

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because???

They just are

thevoidthatstaresback

It’s more of an art honestly, it’s the elegance of swiping through enemies. It is extremely hard to be shooting a gun and look cool unless there’s no drawback (I think that’s the word or it’s backlash) and you’re spinning in a circle with your eyes closed without a care in the world. Sword play is art and dance, so it’s cooler.

welcomedhappiness

Farewell online privacy

What happened?

welcomedhappiness

Trump happened.

just get a VPN?

You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.

Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!

So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?

A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy.

Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)

But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)

Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).

Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.

I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.

There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs

More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):

The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)

There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program!

I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.

Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/

Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.

I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.

Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)

Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)

This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.

EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!

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I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.

Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?

He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.

Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.

Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.

btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important.

Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!

@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?

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If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first.

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@elvesfromthedeep just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).

Sources

Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped

Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history

To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.

greeneyespurpleheart

Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.

With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.

Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right

tthatonefangirl-deactivated2019

Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!

li-ionsandtigersandbears

Reblogging again bc this is important

We have a VPN you should get one too

theesirenofthevoid

Please read.

Can you get them for your phones?

^ you can. & when you have a subscription you can use it on your phone and computer. no need for separate subs or purchases.

it is absolutely so important for safety. but one of my fave things to do with my vpn is access non-US netflix. I mean other places have all the new good place eps, all the ‘classic’ bggo eps…

i-cant-remember-who-i-am-deacti

IMPORTANT

What the hell are cheekbones? How do you know if they are high or low, I have heard nobody be described as having low cheekbones and I assume I never will. Cheekbones are made up, I refuse to believe they are real

meanautisticenbian

Hi, if you care about us Autistic folks then please boost this

I raise my arm, the red droplet slowly cascading down, I feed it more to continue its journey. They open the door and see the droplet about to drip to the cold wood floor and run to me. Their cold tongue touches hot flesh as they lick up the trail, before... gagging. “GOT YOU BITCH!” “WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE PAINT WATER ON YOUR ARM YOU ASSHOLE”

#story #vampire #yes I got this from dropping paint water on my arm #pranks #asshole friend

The smack that smiles back! Sadist

What is going on with the world??

dinodaddy-deactivated20221014

Jesus…

In a move that has sparked outcry from archaeologists, historians and locals, the Peruvian government has approved a multi-billion international airport near the famed site of Machu Picchu, Peru’s single most important tourist destination. Bulldozers have begun to clear millions of tons of earth for the project, which will be located in Chinchero, a picturesque Inca town.

Building the airport in this location will destroy an ancient landscape, one shaped by the Incan people with terraces and routes.

Critics also suggest that planes flying low over the nearby village of Ollantaytambo and its archaeological park filled with ruins and a massive Inca fortress with large stone terraces, would cause incalculable damage to fragile Inca ruins there and destroy the peace and beauty of the area.

The new airport will make access to the site much easier, and thus encourage greater numbers than ever before to visit.

But Machu Picchu is already overwhelmed by almost double the limit of tourists as recommended by UNESCO. [see also India’s Taj Mahal - an incredible site simply reeling under a relentless, ineffectively managed tourist, both domestic and international, onslaught]

It’s the constant battle between protecting the past and profiteering from it.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/may/15/archaeologists-outraged-over-plans-for-machu-picchu-airport-chinchero

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

What the actual fuck

onesinnerzerostandards

how about NO

strangelingincarnate

Opinions are divided in the agrarian town of Chinchero, where the airport is slated to open in 2025

PLEASE REBLOG!

hey! peruvian here

to be completely honest, there is probably nothing anyone can do about this at this point because it has been in the works since the 90’s. as you can most likely tell, our government is a fucking joke. still, this needs international attention. a lot of it. this is my country’s history, culture and one of the most beautiful things we have to offer at risk.

our best bet is at the very least causing somewhat global outrage to spread awareness and perhaps make this into something bigger amongst the middle and upper class people in the central cities as sadly the lower class and indigenous citizens (the majority of the country’s population) go widely ignored by the government and the former (middle and upper class) tend to also ignore shit unless they perceive it as affecting them directly

Did this, the paint bleeds under the tape and makes me reeeeeeeeee but I like the painting in general

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