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dust to dust | d.d.

summary: the child isn’t the only thing din djarin found on arvala-7. in addition to the kid, he finds you with your shrouded past, about a million secrets, and a personality that makes him want to tear his hair out and kiss you at the same time.

WARNINGS: smut (18+), blood and guns and stuff, swearing, tender, angst, fluff, mentions of torture, sickfic, din djarin is a virgin rights, you know the usual, slowburn?? asjndasknd idk pairing: din djarin x fem!reader word count: 44.0k

a/n: i have no words. i am simply,,, thots empty,,, no spoilers for season 2!! for vibes, listen to dust to dust by the civil wars or really any yearning tender song. but that one especially :) season 2 adaptation coming when season 2 finishes!!! i promise sndlknsklnf there are some unanswered questions so :^)

i don’t own all the dialogue!! some of it is lifted from the show. enjoy!

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Meeting the Mandalorian doesn’t go exactly how you thought it would. In fact, you never intended to meet him in the first place, yet here you are in his ship, sitting in the co-pilot’s seat and holding the kid in your lap as the three of you leave Arvala-7.

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[image id: three pictures from Chapter 9 of The Mandalorian. The first one shows the Mandalorian holding his pulse rifle. There is a Tumblr text post inserted into it from dateaboysuggestions that says “Date a boy who forgives you for your past.” The second image shows Cobb Vanth sitting holding his rifle. He is not wearing his helmet and looks past the camera with a squint and a half-smile. There is another text post from trophyuncle that says “date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge.” The third image shows Cobb and the Mandalorian standing side by side. Both are wearing their full armor and aiming offscreen with their rifles. There is a final text post from phoneus that says “date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson.” End id.]

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Mission: Who the fuck-

Carth: Language.

Mission: Whom the fuck-

Carth: NO.

bitchesofostwick

me: god i hate when men expect you to be their therapist just because they’re sad and you’re a ~woman with feelings~ and i just—

male bioware love interest: hi i have enough emotional baggage to crush an elephant

me:

olyphant-tim

#old married couple

wakalas

pedro pascal voice acting for the mandalorian: behind the scenes // final product

bonus:

anakiin-deactivated20210712

the mandalorian + text posts (5/?)

thorodinson

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)

continuancee

lizbid33

mytardisisparked

So I recently bought the Revenge of the Sith novel by Matthew Stover and I just decided to flip it open to a random page just to see what the writing was like. Boy was I unprepared for the iconicness I discovered.

The part I read was this of this old hunchback guy in a cloak walking towards clone troopers (this is after the troopers start killing jedi) with a baby in his arms. He starts telling the troopers that it’s a jedi baby and the troopers are like “uuuhhh okay crazy old man with a really ugly deformed baby alert back away” but the old guy keeps insisting that the baby is a jedi so the troopers are like “how do you know? it could just be any random baby” and then the baby says “you can tell by my lightsaber” and kills the troopers. The baby was actually Yoda and the hunchback was Obi Wan.

All I can imagine now was the conversation that led up to this very dramatic and hilarious ruse, and how exactly they came up with it. I kind of feel like it was the Star Wars equivalent of “Get Help” from Thor: Ragnarok???? Like???

Obi Wan: Hey Yoda, we should do “Jedi Baby.”

Yoda: Doing that, we are not.

Obi Wan: Oh come on, you love it!

Yoda: No.

Obi Wan: It’s great! It works every time!

Yoda: Humiliating, it is.

Obi Wan: Do you have a better plan?

Yoda: No.

Obi Wan: Excellent. We are doing it then.

Yoda: Doing “Jedi Baby” we are not.

……..

Obi Wan, 5 minutes later, cradling Yoda: Look! It’s a Jedi baby!

jediknobi

Anakin once knocked over a bucket of paint, tried to catch it with the force and accidentally sent it through the dyad bond right into Obi-Wan who just so happened to be in a council meeting

There is a long silence in the council chamber. Only the sound of paint dripping on the ground can be heard. Then Obi-wan is getting up slowly, with the grace of a prince and the vacant smile of a politician on his purple face; “If you would excuse me, Masters, a certain Jedi Knight will shortly be in a deadly situation and I need to be present to make sure he doesn’t come of it alive.” And then he’s gone, leaving behind him a trail of purple paint.

Every Jedi in a 10 klicks radius can feel Skywalker’s internal panic at his imminent doom. Plo Koon prays for a short death and rapid communion with the Force.

weillschmidtdoodles

I’ve had it for days in my head lmao

blu3tonguequinn

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If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.

If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.

I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.

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ethiopienne

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

alwaysbewoke

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch

“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s not progress. The progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They won’t even admit the knife is there.” - Malcolm X