superhero

my name’s B | her/she | im dead inside |

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[shadypartyhats]

on one hand, i do think that having meleys killing so many small folk at aegon ii’s coronation and then having them say that it’s an ill omen to parade meleys’ head around is quite contradictory. on the other hand, not everything is so black and white or without it’s complexities.

imagine growing up in king’s landing. every time a shadow looms over you, you look up to find meleys patrolling the skies and keeping you safe. from a child watching with wonder at the skies above to an adult who has grown used to dragons flying to and from the dragon pit.

the small folk don’t experience the intimacy or familiarity that we as the audience do with the dragons. to them, dragons are a living tale plucked from myths and ancient stories. there is nothing in the world that is in anyway comparable to dragons, and the terror and magnificence surrounding them essentially ends up deifying them.

now imagine you’re one of the small folk being ushered to witness aegon ii’s coronation. time and time again during viserys’ reign you’re told that rhaenyra is the heir to throne, yet it’s aegon being crowned before you. and all of a sudden, a dragon bursts through the floor in front of you. yes, hundreds die, but the gods have now spoken.

i do believe that rhaenys’ killing of so many smallfolk should have had more direct consequences in relation to her, but it also does reinforce the horror behind the parading of meleys’ head. they know the small-scale destruction and death that dragons can bring, and now they witness something so revered being mockingly made a spectacle of, now believing that rhaenyra (and the multitude of dragons on her side) will not let this treachery go unanswered nor unpunished.

[franzkafkagf]

me sitting down to discuss asoiaf with targaryen criticals, sansa understanders, theon enthusiasts, elia lovers, rhaegar haters, cersei scholars, stannisdavos girls and infertile conqueror truthers

[psyduckz]

time loop wrapped

failed to save a loved one 8402 times

punched your boss in the nuts 13 times

arrested 329 times

died by falling down a manhole twice

binged 178 tv shows

you spent 328500 minutes in the loop. that’s over 7 months nonstop!

top 10% of time loopers worldwide

[jeyneofpoole]

at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair… im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.

[mahougirlmutualaid]

😭 PLEASE READ, A CHILD NEEDS OUR HELP FOR MEDICAL CARE! Save Elvis Musagala’s eye! 😭

(0/$600)

(also willing to make jewelry or art as a thank you for donations, whatever you’d like!)

cash)app and v)enmo are savegodprovides, PayPal is fundraisersandotherthings@gmai(.)com

Hello!! This requires a little but of backstory to make full sense.

My best friend Yazid @wesonga01 runs an orphanage in Uganda, named God Provides Ministry and Orphanage. He started it because he wanted to make a better place for orphans as well as poor families, one that would not just feed them and then leave them alone all day. He schools them. feeds them, houses them, and offers all sort of support and engagement. He strives to make everyone there feel a sense of safety, family, community, and hope. He wants to let them be kids, and give them encouragement to dream. This orphanage is also my heart and soul, even if I’m just the person who writes the donation posts!!

Today a new orphan was taken in, named Musagala. Unfortuately, he was incredibly injured and in pain when they found him, a large injury and a dangerous, severe infection to his left eye. Yazid took him to the doctor immediately, and although they looked at him and gave him a checkup, they will not treat him without money.

But, the orphanage really doesn’t have that kind of money to spare, and are in an especially hard time.

They lost, quite suddenly, two family members, and they are all grieving, and having a harder time making ends meet. It’s been heartbreaking.

So, Musagala NEEDS OUR HELP! Truly, we can make a world of a difference in small ways. If you have a spare dollar, that goes a super long way.

And if you can reblog this post, it’s the BIGGEST help in finding people who can donate, and people who care! Send this post to your friends, share it to your facebook, instagram, twitter, put it in your discord group chat. Direct me towards people you think would care!

Anything you do changes this world, and opens up Musagala’s future. I mean it with my whole heart, you can save him.

Musagala’s gofundme will be in the replies! However, it’s actually much faster if you can send to their money accounts.

v)enmo and ca)shapp is savegodprovides and their pay)pal is fundraisersandotherthings@gmail (.)com.

I will also be linking lots of proof of the situation, since I know this may sound scammy. It unfortunately happens a lot on this site, so we have to be careful. :(

Thank you again for everything. Your support is the reason the orphanage can keep going, and keep the sense of hope in the children’s hearts. And, of course, my heart. You rock!!! Thank you so so very much.

We’re really short for volunteers right now, since my health has gotten much much worse, so if you’re interested, please message me! It would just involve helping strategize, writing posts here and there, and looking for people you think would care!

Have a nice day!

[youaremyvoice]

reminder that amazon workers attempting to unionize in Bessemer, AL (USA) are asking the public to boycott from today (mar. 7) until mar. 13! amazon has been putting in its best effort to quash union efforts [article], but workers are persistent in fighting for their right to join RWDSU.

the boycott includes all amazon entities: amazon(.)com, prime video, whole foods, alexa/echo, etc.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

friendly reminder that my blog is NOT trump supporter friendly!

[bonesmarinated]

she asked to be ugly, a sequel to this (x) +bonus

[npinkbin]

Crazy how quiet everybody was and is about chechnya. Like lgbt people are being tortured and murdered by chechen officials and by their own family and people. When the news first broke out in 2017 there was barely any posts on tumblr despite the fact that we found out a literal gay purge was happening and now the documentary about it was released two days ago and im one of the only people doing posts about it here on tumblr. Honestly the most heartbreaking part about the documentary wasnt all the fucked up things but the fact despite these horrible fucking things happening nobody cares barely anybody is talking about it. Youd think a website with huge amounts of lgbt users would make this trend but no when you go in the tags theres literally less than ten new posts. Putin isnt gonna do shit about it the lgbt chechens and the people evacuating them need support from other countries russia is not gonna fucking help them. Every day this fucking site is filled with stupid lgbt discourse and shit that doesnt fucking matter but when an actual gay purge happens and actual people are being murdered and tortured yall decide to be quiet and do absolutely nothing.

[npinkbin]

Go to

https://www.welcometochechnya.com/

For information about chechnya and the documentary about it, you can sign up for updates and find out how to help like by donating or spreading awareness

[npinkbin]

Direct link to donate to the people helping lgbt chechens to escape, the site is little confusing to navigate

Save Lives — Welcome to Chechnya

Until LGBTQI people can live safely in Chechnya, until those who are responsible can be stopped and held accountable, those who want to esca

[kapitanova-n]

or you can donate directly to Russian LGBT-Network 

https://help.lgbtnet.org/chechnya-en 

[movecl-deactivated20201016]

i'm literally begging you to help us defend our freedom of speech. we have eight days.

please reblog this post, especially if you live outside of the philippines. please help us.

i didn't make the carrd, but it's one of the most useful links right now. #JunkTerrorBillNow needs the most urgency, but there are other issues present too.

i'm begging you all to reblog.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Mr Kitty’s Emergency Vet Fund organized by Raine Kisby

If anyone knows me they know how much I love Mr. kitty. He has been apart of my life since D… Raine Kisby needs your support for Mr Kitty’s

Please share!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

but sir, that’s my emotional support unachievable dream scenario that I came up with in my head

[shadypartyhats]

Just wanna bring this back as all the characters are freaking over how Salem can’t be killed.

In “The Fable” (season 6 episode 4), Ozma asks Jinn: “How do I destroy Salem?” to which Jinn replies, “You can’t.”

Ozma asks how HE can kill Salem. Jinn says that HE can’t kill her, which means someone else may be able to. Salem isn’t invincible. She can be destroyed. She will be destroyed.

[thotzumaki]

Hey guys, I’m going through a super rough financial patch right now and I could really use some help! Please buy my art!!!!!