autistic detective stan

25, she/they, ace, exhausted nerd, artsy person, post-post modernist, old person in young persons body and child in adult body all at once, here to get my news and sometimes post or rant about stuff I really like or maybe reblog some memes.

[janployshompoos]

The first day I saw your face again made me realize first love is hard to get over after all. Then… let me give you another goal medal today.

A DOG AND A PLANE | EP8

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[johnsspacesuittight]

Phuwin is pissing me off why the heck is he so talented he speaks three languages, at least two of them fluently (I can’t judge his Chinese really but it sounds good as well), he can sing really well, he’s such a good actor, and he was fucking what like 18 when they filmed this??? like bitch wth

[johnsspacesuittight]

Finally watching Never Let Me Go, always wanted to, especially cause I wanted to get into PondPhuwin and felt I should start there, and oh my god this shit is heartbreaking stop I love ittt, I cried so much at the coming out scene when she talked about Nueng pretending to like vegetables for her and his father, and how she always knew that and he didn’t have to pretend for them, and then when he asked if she knew what happened I lost it because in her own way she had just expressed exactly how she felt about it before he could even ask and it ruined me dude shit

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[kblognar]

he was around already but wasn’t involved in supernatural as far as i’m aware

[sharksdancing]

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[databendter]

[alt: Image. An edit of a photo of a single shrimp underwater. Text edited onto the image says, ":shrimp emoji: You got shrimped! :shrimp emoji:. plus 66 mental health. plus 78 luck". /end alt]

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[johnsspacesuittight]

damn okay Akki and Veha can get ittt, the kiss in the shower took me tf out those bitches can SMOOCH, I am loving this pairing and these characters sm, like Mond was already my boy but this is such a good character for him he is killing it !!

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[brightlotusmoon]

[ekjohnston]

The closing stinger is ART.

[svenska-pollar]

Chokladbollar à la Tumblr

När jag startade en poll om att göra chokladbollar tillsammans med alla er, så visste jag redan på förhand två saker: Det skulle bli kaos, och oavsett detta, så skulle jag baka dem.

Eftersom detta är Tumblr, så anade jag också att eftersom det sista alternativet innehöll vanilj (en lycklig slump, de var i alfabetisk ordning), så skulle det bli väldigt mycket vaniljsocker i de här bollarna. Vad jag inte hade räknat med var de ofantliga mängderna kaffe. Eftersom jag inte dricker kaffe så brukar jag inte ens bry mig om att ha det i mina chokladbollar. Men det gjorde förstås bara utfallet intressantare: vad skulle det egentligen bli för konsistens på det här bakverket?

Så låt oss komma till sak! Här kommer receptet för Tumblrs egna chokladbollar, konverterat från AXA:s dito. Det är något avrundat för att gå att mäta upp enkelt, men om något verkar helfel så skyller jag på att jag inte haft en mattelektion på halva mitt liv.

Rör ihop 90 g rumsvarmt matfett och 1,5 msk strösocker.

2. Tillsätt 1 dl havregryn.

3. Tillsätt 5 msk kakao.

4. Tillsätt 1,25 dl vaniljsocker.

5. Tillsätt 1,4 dl kallt kaffe.

6. Arbeta ihop till en deg smet. Ställ in i kylskåp för att stelna något.

(Det här luktade gudomligt.)

7. Blanda separat 0,8 dl pärlsocker och 3 msk kokos för garneringen. (Du lär inte behöva så mycket men det är vad receptet säger.)

8. Forma små bollar av degen smeten och rulla i garneringen ...

8½. Omvärdera föregående steg.

9. Voilà!

Bon appétit!

Hur smakade de då? Tro't eller ej, de är helt ätbara! Aningen beska kanske, men vaniljsockret väger upp för både bristen på strösocker och för de stora mängderna kakao och kaffe. Jag kan tänka mig att det skulle vara gott med några kulor glass till men jag har ingen hemma för tillfället så det överlåter jag åt någon annan att prova.

Tack för att ni hjälpte till med bakningen! <3

[blackjame]

[dragongirlbunny]

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life