Bored asf

american| likes animals and hates people|male|introverted as fuck Sc:Shady_star14

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[theocseason4]

5A period, honey .

[nightblightowl]

3D

[redrosessoulcabin]

4 or 5D

[jackthesage]

1E

[libertybill]

Hit!

[homopower]

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

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[neorattz]

this is how i run in nightmares

[haus-of-hiddleston]

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

[igxbaddies]

[bitchesgetriches]

I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.” 

[asocial-event]

*furriosly taking notes* despicable. Who would do this. Criminals, that’s who.

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[breadwolf]

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

[mis3rybiscuits]

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

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