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updated: july 9, 2023
below the "read more" is a long post about my gender and preferred terms. this is set up this way to help those with screenreaders. there are two photos, and both have alt text. please let me know if i need to add or change anything.
please ask if you would like clarification and/or more information. the blank copy will be below mine.
op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name
but i stay silly! *āsaid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
ābut I stay silly!ā
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER
always reblog italian manwhore summer
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i think this may have been the first post i ever reblogged š¤
A legend says, he fell into the water and drowned because of the sun.
I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip
You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.
Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.
Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.
Artist- Vanessa Stockard
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
Happy Pride month! š
*Kon and Jon in space back from a mission*
Kon : The stars are beautiful from here.
Jon : Yeah.
Kon : But do you know who is more beautiful?
Jon : Yeah.
Jon & Kon enamored : Damian/Tim...
Kon :
Jon :
Kon : Tim is objectively more attractive.
Jon : Are you high? Damian is obviously the most beautiful.
Kon : Damian?! He's a scary, mean, stabby, assassin!
Jon : Oh you did not.
Kon : Oh but I did.
Jon : TIM IS LIKE A RACCOON HIGH ON PAIN MEDICATION!
Kon : LISTEN THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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Diana : Everyone! I received a signal of fighting in the atmosphere near the earth!
Bruce : We need to prepare.
Barry : I'm connecting us to the satellite for a visual! There it's-
Justice league :
Oliver : Am I tripping or is that your child's Clark?
Clark : I- I mean yeah but...
J'onn : The audio is connecting.
Kon audio : TIM IS THE BEST YOU BITCH! HE'S HOT, PRETTY, GORGEOUS, SMART, INCREDIBLE! WAY BETTER THAN MISTER EX ASSASSIN! *Laser eyes*
Jon audio : NOBODY ASKED YOU, YOU HALF-ASSED CLONE! DAMIAN HE'S WHAT EARTH HAVE DONE BEST! TIM CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF BEING LIKE HIM! *Throw a meteorite at him*
Justice league :
Hal : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH
Bruce with the biggest sigh of the world : Clark.
Clark really embarrassed by his kids : Yep- going right now!
Bruce: DAMIAN AL GHUL WAYNE COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Damian: Yes Father?
Brucr: Why have there been charges to your card for chlamydia treatment for the last 3 months?! You are SIXTEEN!
Damian: It's for the koalas!
Bruce:...What?
Damian: It's for the koalas father! It's a terrible epidemic for the wild population! Over 90% infection rates! $50 a month to contribute to helping keep the species alive is the least I can do!
Bruce: *deep breath* Next time, PLEASE, just ask me to set up a charity for whichever cause you're looking to sponsor. It'd give me less heart attacks.
dating the 141 means break-ins hardly phase you.
i imagine the live camera feed goes off one night while youre lying in bed. new sheets still hugging you warm after the dryer. the boys are off doing their personal night routines, heavy guard dogs lay at your feet.
with the chime of your phone, a notification alerts you of outside movement. you consider it to be a waving branch or passing car, yet check it nonetheless. something about inner intuition.
youre glad you did.
watching silently as someones shadow skirts along the darker parts of around your house. passing the kitchen windows with a ducked head, then round the back.
"fuck," you bite your lip. sighing quietly as you toss your phone. "johnathan!" four heads from the bathroom peek around the doorframe slow, eyes open with the use of a full name. johnny fights a grin, ready to watch his captain get chewed out by their lady.
"..ye' love?"
"theres some weird guy wandering 'round the house outside," you inform dryly. plucking your phone back up and leaving said comment there. you reach for your wine glass on the bedside table, sipping as their hearts fall to their ass.
sure, anxiety stirs low in your gut. nipping at your reason and concious. but youre also keen of what your boys have lived through, the dirtest negotiations and most horrific actions.
alway do they come back home into your arms.
you could blame it on pure lack of sleep, but its nicer to pin it on the assumption youre probably the safest person in town.
so you continue with scrolling through ao3.
paying a half mind as military tense rounds over their bodies. simon whistles for the dogs and grabs his pistol. grunting and rolling his bare shoulders in atonished anger at somones sheer audacity. i mean for fuck sakes the mans tired. ļæ¼
johnnys sneaking grin falls, replaced by a flat face as hes quick to grab a flashlight and gun. moving out the door on simons heels. big dogs herding around them.
"stay 'ere yeah love? dont open the fuckin' door," johns voice is a low growl. grabbing a hunters knife ( anniversary gift from you, his names carved in the wood ) and moving to the window. room lights flipped off when johnny left. scanning the open grass with an annoyed brow twitch. "kyle, wi' me."
kyle nods, glancing back three times to make sure youre content. careful to lock the bedroom door and leave a weapon with you, which he drills in not to touch less you hear the burglar. with a final glance, hes gone with the rest of them.
your ears perk for movement outside. glass shatters and a door kicks open. youre pretty sure you hear the guy shriek ā most definitely simons doing, weird fucker was waiting in the dark ā a brisk struggle before the house falls silent, words they dont want you hearing are exchanged then hes thrown out onto the grass.
hes quick to jump up and scurry off, wet pants uncomfortable and now stinking.
you sigh with annoyance, replacing windows was the biggest bitch. but whatever, sukuna is realizing his love for Y/N.
guys, i think someone pushed me into a fanfic by accident. like i had a one night stand??? and now im going to a wedding??? whatās next???? thereās only one bed?????
the one night stand man came back to see if he could hit again. i said sorry sir im #nervous without booze and also on my period. he said thats ok could i make a appt for wednesday next week?
right š§āāļø so i mightāve accidentally trapped myself into situationship hell
ok UPDATE he hated being called a situationship and heās been upgraded from āthe guy iām seeingā to āthe guy iām datingā ā¦. but heās also not my boyfriend
lmao so weāre dating but in order to stave off any feelings iām declaring him my #boytoy and itās actually freed up brain space for whatās importantā¦. hudson williams god bless
so incredibly funny. if you make me turn my feelings off to keep it #casual and #datingbutnotarelationship it turns out i will get a lot more bored. in good news, iām ready 2 reheat my rivalry
andddddd there we go folks, the final nail has hit the coffin šāāļø
oop and heās gone and confessed to having strong feelings for me
