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updated: july 9, 2023
below the "read more" is a long post about my gender and preferred terms. this is set up this way to help those with screenreaders. there are two photos, and both have alt text. please let me know if i need to add or change anything.
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hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections
They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.
āice water makes you sickā āice water gives you stomach crampsā iām sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals
These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
Itās like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.
tumblr are you telling me something
Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.
Ganalf...
sucking off your stressed boyfriend nerdjo! when he breaks down in tears in front of you (Ė¶>ā©<Ė¶)
smut, MDNI! you will be blocked. cw: throat fucking, crying, p in throat, bulge in throat.
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hands tightly balled into fists, he storms over to your dorm. he was pent up. soo pent up. maths and physics had been so hard this past month, it put so much pressure on him. satoru couldnāt bare it any longer. it felt like there was a constant weight on his back, an unspoken warning that he must be the best or everyone would be disappointed in him.
and that stung. it stung so bad. vision growing blurry, he seeks out your dorm. his safe space. a place to break down and let him be himself. soon enough, frustrated tears brim in his eyes. they start to track down his cheeks, tiny sniffles leave his lips. reaching your dorm, he lifts his hand, banging loudly on your door.
you were laying on bed, scrolling on your phone and humming to whatever music was looping on your spotify. when you heard satorus knocks, you walk over to the door. opening the door with a smile on your face, you expect to be greeted with the normal, goofy satoru, ā hey baby! whatās-ā
but your words stop. you look up. see his tears. hear his sniffles. without a second thought heās collapsing onto you. his arms snake around the skin of your waist and gripping so hard itāll be shocking if he doesnāt leave bruises. his head nuzzles deep in your neck while his tears roll down your collarbone, providing a shock to your system.
āsatoru? are you-ā
āno. iām not okay. far from i-it,ā he mumbles from your neck, arms getting tighter around your waist. you pull away, looking up at him. his shoulders were hunched. glasses crooked. hair messy. but worst of all, itās his eyes. his cerulean eyes that were usually so bright, so full of life were now dull. full and empty. āoh baby,ā you murmur, thumbs moving to gently swipe under his eye to collect the moisture gathering on the apples of his cheeks. stepping beside him, you close the door. you then grab his hands and guide him to your bed. āsatoru, please tell me whatās wrong. i hate seeing you like this.ā
āi just.. iām so pent up. and i hate feeling like this. like-like all the pressure is on me. everyday people ask me āsatoru, tutor meā, ācan you do my homeworkā, ācan you stay extra and teach meā. people want and want and want everything out of me! nobody cares how i feel! nobody cares what i want,ā a choked sob leaves his lips, bottom lip trembling.
āoh baby. iām so sorry. that must be so hard. listen, how about i take care of you, yeah?ā
now, he was expecting a hug. maybe a tea and his favourite mochi. with these thoughts, he nods and wipes his eyes. ā but what he didnāt expect was for you to drop to your knees in front of him, pulling his sweatpants down.
āwait baby. no. i-i didnāt mean this. we can just cuddle.. you donāt have to-ā
āno satoru. you were just crying about you doing everything for everyone. let me do this and make you cum.ā
a wracked whimper leaves his lips as his boxers were pulled down to his ankles, his cock spring free. it was a visual representation of his turmoil. the head was a vibrant pink. veins wracked up his length, making his cock throb with each little blow and kiss you planted on his dick. his balls were heavy and full, most likely due to him stressing and having no time to actually take care of himself.
āfuck baby, youāre this pent up?ā a moan leaves your lips as a pearl of pre-cum forms on his tip. he sheepishly looks away. his nails dig into your pink bedsheets. āitās okay baby. iāll make you feel soooo good,ā the murmur leaves you as your lips close around his cock.
holy shittt. itās the best thing satoru has felt. with hollowed cheeks, he sees your pretty head bob up and down his length, reaching the base and then coming all the way to the tip. his high pitched moans and whimpers fill the room. he wanted to grab your head. to pound into your mouth. fuck your throat until you canāt breathe.
but you were his precious angel. he couldnāt do that.
but then your eyes locked on his. you pull back and smile.
āuse me, satoru.ā
āw-what?ā
āuse my head. fuck my throat and cum on my face like the good boy you are.ā
he couldnāt hold back now. he was finally letting go. without a second thought his veiny hands cupped the apples of you cheeks. he pulls your head to his cock, slamming your head down to the base. your eyes widen and tears fill you eyes. and your thighs clench. fuck, heās letting go. he starts to thrust his hips. standing up, he pivots his hips, thrusting in and out of your perfect, warm mouth.
āsorry baby.. gonna make you choke,ā he growls, pupils dilating so that only a small rim of his signature cerulean irises were visible. āgonna fuck this mouth so good, yeah? fuck yeah. thatās it. lemme- fuckkk- lemme use that pretty mouth.ā your jaw goes slack at his words.
was this the same satoru that was just crying in your arms five minutes ago? fuck no. this was different. as if heās finally letting go of all the stress that has been torturing his mind. and itās so fucking hot. the angry, red head of his cock pushes down your throat which leaves a visible bulge in your neck each time he thrusts.
āsee that babe? thatās me- owning this pretty little throat. mine to fuck, yeah?ā his words only got you wetter and wetter. your right hand slithers down, starting to rub at your clit. āfuck yeah, rub that clit for me baby. make yourself feel good while i use your throat. like the perfect little slut you are.ā your fingers work faster, throat clenching around his cock as you approach your orgasm.
āholyyyyy.. tighten that throat one more time and iāll cum down it,ā he pants, tears once again forming in his eyes. his thrusts grow sloppier. lazier. like heās about to have the best orgasm of his life. with one small rub of your clit you cum, throat tightening and eyes closing.
āno no no baby.. keep your eyes open while you cum. shit, so hot. iām gonna cum.. fuck baby-ā
he sobs, pumping his load deep in your throat. you feel it. the warm substance painting your tongue white and seeping down your mouth. he pulls back, gasping and pulling you up. his mouth crashes into yours.
ābaby.. so perfect. thank you so much. feel sāmuch better. i love you so much.ā
āanytime, satoru. love you.ā
anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old š„ŗ" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming
i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.
