Randomness

Art, memes, shitposts, incorrect quotes of various fandoms I need to get out of my system. AroAce stuff probably. She/they, AroAce, INTJ

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Tav and the gang singing Loser, Baby from Hazbin Hotel to Astarion

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MQ is obsessed with FX cuz he knows that stupid poem, blah, blah...

My brother in christ. My sister in sacrilege. FX's official heavenly title is literally Biggus Dickus. You are telling me that you wouldn't tease the heck out of him every chance you get? Get out of here

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*Wrathion and Sabellian screaming and fighting over who’s gonna lead the black dragonflight*

*Player character just there for the black colour for the highland drake* Can I have a waffle? Can I please have a waffle? 

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Nozdormu: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And somehow, I’m always feeling both simultaneously. 

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Kalecgos: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Wrathion: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. Nozdormu: A realist sees a freight train. Alexstrasza: The train driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

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Kalecgos: People have asked me if I’m a glass half full of a glass half empty person. And I have have come to this conclusion *abruptly smashes the glass on the ground

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Sabellian: Am I right, Wrathion?

Wrathion: I’m almost certain that you are not, but to be fair, I wasn’t paying attention.

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Alexstrasza: Why can’t you two just be normal???

Wrathion and Sabellian: *incoherent screaming at each other*

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Wrathion: ah, my old arch enemy

Sabellian: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Wrathion: I have a life outside of you, you know

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Mage calling telepathically: What would you guys like for dinner? 

Priest: A bagel. *looks at Warlock*

Warlock: The souls of innocents!

Priest: Two bagels. 

Warlock: Nooo!

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Druid: Don’t get me wrong, I like Demon Hunter. It’s just that sometimes, I’m pretty sure they need an exorcism. 

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Paladin: What is the hardest thing to say?

Mage: I was wrong. 

Death Knight: I need help. 

Rogue: I am sorry. 

Hunter: Worchestershire sauce. 

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Rogue in PvP: If you ever start to feel safe, please remember, that I’m out there. 

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Hunter: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? 

Shaman: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded? 

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Rogue: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no. 

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Shaman: The floor is lava!

Paladin: *helps Druid on the couch*

Warlock: *kicks Mage off the counter*

Priest: *levitates*

Death Knight: *lies on the floor* 

Monk: Are you okay? 

DK: No.