[level5goblin]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[shaew0lf]

This year

[bitchycode]

[shaew0lf]

Why is this soooo me.

[thisamazingfutzup-deactivated20]

brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday?

me: 2:30

brain: you sure bout that, buddy?

*receives email re day/time of appointment*

me: see! 2:30

brain: you sure?

me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe

brain: okay but consider this - why not check again

[iraffiruse]

[shaew0lf]

Still don’t believe

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Worry pretends to be necessary but serves no useful purpose.

Eckhart Tolle  (via thestylishgypsy)

[comedycentral]

Click here for a friendly reminder from The Daily Show that Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter.

[2aminhouston]

[wanshinobi]

Being accused of having an attitude when you don’t have an attitude which results in you catching a stank ass attitude 😊

[rxmsxy-deactivated20260415]

ME

[shaew0lf]

Someone: *is late*

Me: Were we supposed to meet at this time? Is this really the place we were going to meet up? Is it actually Thursday today? Were we even meeting at Thursday? Do I actually know this person? Do they really exist? Do I exist?

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

[dire-dire]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

AAAAAAAH

[goddess-scarlette]

I AM SCREECHING

[candiikismet]

I AM DECEASED!

[dailytwitterposts]

[onlytwitterpics]

[itsagifnotagif]

It hurts how relatable this is

[babybunbuns]

[onlytwitterpics]