i'm going to hell anyway.

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[shagginglesbians]

[zalax]

Constantine + text posts

[aridante]

[arcusignis-deactivated20181222]

queermalfoy:

ya lit meme: [8/9] quotes → red queen by victoria aveyard

i am finally learning my lesson. anyone can betray anyone.

[roleplayiing-memes]

deadpool; starter sentences.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me!”

“Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.”

“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

“That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni!”

“A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls.”

“Love is blind, _____.”

“If I never see you again, know that I love you.”

“Why don’t you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up or I’ll sew your pretty mouth shut.”

“You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!”

“Shit. Did I leave the stove on?”

“Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!”

“Look away! LOOK AWAY CHILD!”

“Daddy needs to express some rage.”

“Ahhhh. I’m touching myself tonight.”

“I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to.”

“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable.”

“Crime’s the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch.”

“After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on.”

“I’ve never said this to anyone before, but don’t swallow!”

“So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?”

“Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!”

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.”

“All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!”

“Some of the best love stories start with a murder.”

“Looks aren’t everything.”

“Tell me where your fucking boss is! Or you’re going to die! In five minutes!”

“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.”

“Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas.”

“Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.”

[vendettafrank]

it’s not a fashion statement, it’s a deathwish / mcr

[boudoirduchaman]

[ryan-coogler-archive]

[riddlesregime-ops]

Memes

  jealous / possessive  meme

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”

[witchsuggest]

date a witch who kisses charms into your skin

[zalax]

Fangirl challenge: Constantine edition

Part 2: Favorite character

John Constantine

[silverskins]

happy munday y’all i was Killing It™ on snapchat and my eyeliner was 🔪 🔪 🔪 #deadly

[shagginglesbians]

so my wifis back after a day n a half or so i was mainly on ana but, i’m gonna go between ana n john today, i’m not sure who i have muse for they’re just kinda......arguing right now SO we’ll see what happens but i hope everybody’s having a lit monday!!

[cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey]

30 Days of Constantine: Least Favorite Character

Liv Aberdine

[wendixbro-blog]

A fucking PSA

👏 Stop  👏 comparing  👏 roleplayers  👏 to 👏 other 👏 roleplayers  👏 and  👏 make  👏 them  👏  feel  👏 like  👏 shit  👏 while  👏 they’re  👏 great  👏  and  👏 do  👏  a  👏  great  👏 job 👏 playing  👏 them  👏

[grinking-deactivated20180522]

#let me tell you a thing tho #it’s OKAY not to be okay with duplicates #it’s okay to feel shaky about your portrayal #not everyone has boundless confidence especially if you rp a very popular muse #but remember that you’re valid #no one has any more right to rp a character than you do #you’re doing a fantastic job and you don’t need to worry

[shagginglesbians]

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[ghostantine]

Inspired from this

The original is already screaming ‘JOHN’ so I decided to make an actual John version of it :’D

took the junk food away cos Chas cooks him good home food but added the drinking~

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Concern.

“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”