2% milk enjoyer

Smooch my forehead and let the earth laugh flowers :)

[shellsnroses]

Rhaena in Exile

Prints

[grasslandscolorado]

We live in a system that makes money off of your misery and ambivalence. It relies on people thinking that they are inherently bad for the planet and that the world is ending so why change? Why try? --This is untrue! We belong here, on this one beautiful green earth and we have to work together to protect it. You have the power to do more than you know. You have a role to play in your ecosystem!

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[shai-uwud]

Trying out this new thing called “lying”

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[aheartofdawn]

there's three rules of naming babies:

what do the initials spell? (I was *this close* to being DMV)

what are the the different abbreviations/contractions/etc? (Michael Hunt, William Stroker, Richard Small, etc)

the name that sounds cute on your little gurgling bundle of joy will still be the one they have when they are an adult filling out a job application. Remember that.

[retirededgelord]

Optional Bonus: if your baby will ever have a job one day, ensure that their email address (if in the standard First Initial, Last Name format) will not be something embarrassing.

Sincerely, someone who had to email an S. Lutz (slutz).

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[twofingerswhiskey]

[shai-uwud]

My college email had my initials FAP, I actually have 2 middle names but they dropped the second one.

[shai-uwud]

Telling my doctor that my hip burns like my lungs after a crisp winter morning run. It aches like some imperceptible frequency is causing my hip socket to sympathetically vibrate and its song runs the course of my entire leg

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shai-uwud]

Deciding to not have kids for economic reasons is actually not ur choice, it’s the absence of a choice! It was taken away from u!!!!

[shai-uwud]

Mutual friend just asked why the Velaryons are suddenly incestuous ??? Where have you been baby wake up they’re Valyrian, it’s like their favorite thing to do???

[segamascott]

[galaxywarp]

[shai-uwud]

They’re going to run out of QR codes soon and everyone’s being wasteful as fuck with them

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[original-character-chaos]

These ain't staying in the tags

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on12h

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[shai-uwud]

Be honest would you willingly live in Florida

[1rose2auto3wreckin4]