Radioactive

I'm Shailene, but you could call me Tris.

[sophia-cs]

Wow, I thought I’d seen the last of you.

[shailenejfc]

Someone finally got that. I could finally live in peace.

[yourlovatorp-deactivated2014020]

Oh my gosh I love you! I was obsessed with Secret Life of the American Teenager so there’s that. And can we please talk about the fact that you’re going to be in Fault in Our Stars? Like HELLO

[shailenejfc]

I still can't believe that I was cast in that. Even though I filmed and everything, I'm the crazy one who's still shocked about it. I showed up to the set the day after we finished filming and I got a text from Ansel calling me crazy.

[jfc-its-francisco]

Surprise!

[shailenejfc]

No one got the Emma Roberts reference. I'm a bit sad about that, but hi there.

[yourlovatorp-deactivated2014020]

No crying now!

[shailenejfc]

After all of what you did to help girls with body image and just being such a role model. It's amazing. Not to mention that I sing in front of the mirror to your songs, but we'll keep that a secret.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

I missed you!

[shailenejfc]

Don't tell anyone, but you and a few other people were the only ones I missed.

[yourlovatorp-deactivated2014020]

Heeeey!

[shailenejfc]

It's Demi Lovato. I think I'm crying.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

YOU’RE BACK!

[shailenejfc]

Major plot twist right there.

[shailenejfc]

Surprise bitch. 

[hazziewbu]

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[hazziewbu]

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[efronhbu-deactivated20140817]

Well then! Don’t believe me, but this pint of Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked speaks for itself.

[shailenejfc]

I'm also eating cookie dough ice cream from them, so I'm sure they come to me, not you. Sorry not sorry.

[loganfck-deactivated20180325]

I went to drink my coffee and it spilled onto my lips.

[shailenejfc]

I'm just going to sit here and laugh at you. I'll incorporate some clapping though, so it doesn't get too boring.

[umhutch-deactivated20140227]

Don’t tell me who or who not to fangirl over. I will hunt you down.

He kissed me, and I was dead. I think our friendship prevails here.

[shailenejfc]

Hunt me down? Are you forgetting that Tris was resident badass of Dauntless? I'm not a badass though, but. 

I'm still jealous about that. Not jealous about that saliva string that came with it, but still jealous about Sam.

[efronhbu-deactivated20140817]

Nah we never had an exclusive marriage. Cause at the end of the day it’s me they come home to.

[shailenejfc]

Lies. I'm already done at this point. You're just a big old liar.

[sam-claffers]

I still can’t believe she actually did that to him. And it just happened so fast… I’m still not over it. Hopefully I’ll be able to give him more of a hero’s death in the movie. I think the fans deserve it.

Oh God. I think she enjoyed it, honestly. Ha! I’m just really bad with dates, okay? I don’t even own a calender. Don’t judge me, Woodley. 

[shailenejfc]

If they left Peeta with his leg, then they should leave Finnick with his life. Because I'm pretty sure that Francis is going to do a scene where they tell Annie about Finnick dying, and I'm going to start sobbing. I already sobbed in the jabberyjay scene, like this is just not okay.

I probably would've smacked you with my bow, if I was hurt. That sounds like it would've been really painful. And hey, I don't own one too. Yet somehow, magically, I remembered the premiere date of Catching Fire. So yes, Claflin, I'm judging you even more right now. And especially because I know you have an iPhone, and iPhones have calendars in them.

[umhutch-deactivated20140227]

Oh, my God. You, too? I thought it was just me!

[shailenejfc]

You already know him okay. So you shouldn't even be fangirling.

[efronhbu-deactivated20140817]

Uhm ex squeeze me what you just said was a lie. Ben and Jerry’s have been married to me for years now.

[shailenejfc]

Married to you? They cheated on all of us. Get in line, buddy.