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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
The Boston Daily Globe, Massachusetts, May 23, 1915
X-Ray and Anatomical Stained Glass Windows by Wim Delvoye
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde // The Best of Both Worlds, Hannah Montana
The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde, Robert Louis Stevenson // Wizards of Waverly Place, Selena Gomez
Seven Deadly Sins â Pride, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Greed, Gula (Gluttony), Lust
DIY Character-Scented Candle :D
Your sense of smell is so powerful, it can transport you back to a childhood memory, an old friend, or the first time you heard that song that makes you cry. Pretty cool. Thatâs why I love to use scented candles when I write; using a scent to trigger my brain into writing mode can really aid in making the mental âmovieâ of my characterâs life crystal-clear, even helping me âhearâ and âfeelâ whatâs going on in their world more clearly than usual, too. Triggering your olfactory sense with a very particular smell just strengthens this experience!
1) Raid the Fragrance Aisle (drugstores & walmart/target will be cheapest.)
I bought this cologne because it smelled EXACTLY like how I picture my OC to smell like. It was super cheap at $13 for 3.5 oz. This one doesnât come with a spritzer head, but if yours does have a sprayer on it you can *usually* remove it with a pair of pliers. This will make it easier to add to the candle wax later.
2) Raid the Candle Drawer/Cabinet
Ideally, youâll want to start out with a brand new, unscented candle in a GLASS (not metal) container. (if you donât have any new ones, but a few old ones are lying around, Iâll be mentioning how you can swing this project anyway, so keep reading!) I chose this Bombay candle because I loved the fancy box it comes in. It will be an Experience every time I sit down to use it AND it keeps the dust off the top when itâs sitting on my desk. This candle is a soy candle, but regular wax will work just the same!
REMOVE any stickers on the bottom! They can stick to the bottom of your pot and burn. Usually they peel off the glass easily, but you can use a little lighter fluid if you have it on hand. Just make sure to rinse it off the glass afterwards because itâs (obviously) flammable, and weâre going to be turning up the heat.
3) Prepare a Nice Bath
This is a good time to put on some music, âcause youâre gonna be babysitting this thing for a while. Put the candle in a typical pot, whatever will hold it + enough water to cover it about Ÿ of the way comfortably without spilling over when the water starts to boil.
Turn the heat up to high to start with.
When it starts to boil (there are lots of bubbles, the candle might rattle a bit, but the water isnât White Rapids-level turbulent!!) turn it down a little. My electric stove has levels Lo thru 10 (high.) I turned it to about 7 for most of the time after initial heat-up. If you have to use multiple candles to get enough wax for one new candle, youâll just have to repeat this process a few times, OR (if youâre patient and like taking the easy way outâbut who does?), you can freeze each of the candles in their glass containers overnight; then, the wax will pop right out and you can put all of the broken-up pieces into a new, large glass container and use this double-boiler method the exact same way.
This candle took about 45 minutes to liquefy. I used a pair of tongs (like what you use to flip a steak on the grill) to push it back to the middle whenever it rattled out of place.
4) Turn off the Heat, Grab the Wick, and Add the Smells
Still using the cooking tongs (but you could use a fork,) I fished out the wick. I added about 2 teaspoons of cologne to the melted candle, a half-teaspoon at a time until I liked the strength, then stirred it up with a wooden skewer, though anything disposable (like a straw) will work perfectly and keep the mess down. I then used a safety pin and a skewer to balance the wick in the middle.
I let the candle cool down until it was tolerable to touch, then removed it from the pot so it could sit in the cooler air on the counter.
FIN! Isnât he cute?
Mine has freckles from the oil deposits of the fragrance. Donât worry if yours does, too. And make sure to trim the wick down to ÂŒ of an inch before lighting it or youâll have a bonfire!
Quick hack: If you donât have an untouched candle with a good wick, or youâre creating a candle in a taller container than the one it started out in, try to steal one from a candlestick that hasnât been too used up. You can pour hot water on it in a bowl to get it warm, let it sit, then take it out and gently pull from either end. Youâll eventually get the wick out. Then you can cut it to length and hang it in the new candle the same way we did with this one.
Use the wax toward your next candle project!
Extra Notes
Donât panic if it looks like the candle wax will overflow while itâs becoming a liquid again. Liquid expands, solids contract. If for some reason any does spill over into the water, or if you need to spoon some out to make room for the fragrance like I did, itâs very easy to collect that wax off the surface of the water in the pot once itâs cooled down.
Clean anything wax-covered by soaking it in hot water and wiping off with a paper towel but DO NOT pour it down the sink.
Have a question? Need more help? DM me! Iâll see what I can do. (:
OKAY, Montanans! RECRUITING TIME.
Hey there. My nameâs RJ and I created voicefinder, a resource for writers and other creatives. I also blog about the craft of writing (or I used to, before I became an elusive cryptid in 2018. <<) Iâm also writing a book! Itâs about (yes, you guessed it) werewolves and strip clubs. Donât tell Tumblr or theyâll fire me.
I live in the Midwest, but my novel takes place in an imaginary town in Montana. Thatâs where you come in, because I gotta do research, research, r e s e a r c h or youâll all know Iâm a fraud. I donât want to be crucified. ._.
YOUR MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:
I need as many Montananbananans to DM me (or submit an âaskâ) with incredible details of the places youâve grown up, worked, or frequently visited.
Iâm particularly interested in: small towns, old mills, any places with ghosts, local legends, edible wild plants (and toxic ones), and any slang your grandparents still use.
Also on my wishlist:
Any information on:
Places that have made you feel strange or wonderful or like thereâs a sense of lost time
Observations of human behavior in small towns, bars, churches (particularly Lutheran and Catholic), and clubs
Cool stuff I should totally put in my book
Natural places like waterfalls and hot springs that most tourists wonât know about / care to find
Have you found grafitti out in the middle of nowhere and wondered whoâd bother to do it? Or if it was really put there by a human?
Where could I reasonably hide a werewolf, or an entire group of them?
If you are Native American, especially living on a reservation or have family / friends who do, can you please tell me more?
If you are Native American, what kind of people outside of your culture do you disagree with / agree with most? (this wonât be published, donât worry.)
If you arenât a Native American, what is your view on them? (this wonât be published, donât worry.)
What kinds of guns do farmers own?
Do people 'warshâ their clothes? What dialect tidbits sticks out most when youâre talking to old people; what differences do you hear in people who are from another state?
Gimme the creepy stuff
But also the cool natural stuff
And any old buildings I should check out
pls just help i need it ;v;
I swear by all things holy, if I use the info you provide, I will put your name or handle (whichever you prefer) in my dedication when I release this sucker upon the world. And youâre totally gonna get a FREE copy, my fam. (I just canât promise when that will be >_>; )
vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car
the marble skin ensures they donât get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasnât paying attention and didnât plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree
Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose
The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.
Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.
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i met someone who is on a mission to become an aficionado of vampire works and told me her whole schedule and sent me her blog DOCUMENTING this journey and now i am entirely and utterly ELATED and invested in this and i want to do something similar but with a different subject
actually please visit her site because she does original stuff too (that i have yet to check out oopâ) and tbh shes really iconic in general
hi she has a discord server for this and i am joining it
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hey folks i made some treats, come geddem
(free to use, i just made them for fun while at work, also well aware i missed some so if u want any others just LMK nicely)
from top to bottom: trans, nonbinary, rainbow inclusive queer, lesbian, asexual aromantic, bisexual, aroace
hey guys i made some treats, come geddem
(free to use, i just made them for fun while at work, also well aware i missed some so if u want any others just LMK nicely)
from top to bottom: trans, nonbinary, rainbow inclusive queer, lesbian, asexual aromantic, bisexual, aroace
everyoneâs either a fucking vampire or fucking a vampire
At least Bill Gates chilled out and gave away some money when he neared $100 billion, Jeff Bezos is just out here raking in cash and donating nothing
100 BILLION
WHAT THE FUCK
Jeff Bezos has $105 billion now lol
literally was does one do with all that money literally nobody can even spend that much money in a lifetime
If Jeff Bezos spent ten million dollars every single day it would take him 27 years to get down to his last million
Yeah no, this is a perfect example of what they donât teach in schools about the wealthy and the âcapitalâ part of capitalism. (Or compound interest but ehhh Iâll simplify)
Letâs start with the most ridiculously conservative version of where Jeff Bezos keeps his money. (Also letâs lose a quick $5b and say he has $100b rather than $105b, for simplicity.) Now, letâs say he keeps $100b in a savings account that earns 1% interest, compounded annually.Â
(Let me make it clear that both the rate and the percentage are ridiculously low and nobody would do this ever, especially with one hundred billion dollars. This is for educational purposes only.)
So, that means, at the end of the year, heâll have âearnedâ a billion dollars just for having this much money in this particular savings account.Â
I put quote marks around âearnedâ because he didnât work for it. He got money for having money. HE GOT A BILLION DOLLARS FOR HAVING A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS. (And again I remind you that this is the absolutely ridiculous lowest version for explanationâs sake.)
So in this example, if he spends $10m a day for a year, thatâs $3b650m he spends in one year. BUT HE âEARNSâ BACK A BILLION DOLLARS JUST FOR HAVING MONEY. So he actually only spent $2b650m. (Again, these are not the real numbers; Iâm simplifying.) So your span of time has to be much, much longer than 27 years. Itâs not that straightforward.
BUT! Jeff Bezos doesnât keep his $105b in a 1%/yr savings account. He has a diverse portfolio, high-yield interest investments, most likely offshore accounts (I canât remember if he was in the Panama Papers or not), etc. So if the lowest possible example has him âearningâ a billion dollars a year just because he has money, imagine what heâs âearningâ just because he has money in a diversified portfolio where heâs getting way, way more than 1% back annually.Â
He could spend, as the above comment says, ten million dollars every single day, and literally make it all back plus a whole lot more. He would never run out of money.
Try to understand the evils of capitalism here.
A person with $100 billion could spend $10 million a day, every day, for his whole life, and that person would die with more money than they had when they began spending $10 million a day.
Extra credit: find out how much the people who work in the Amazon shipping centers are making. Let those figures sit in your brain for a few days. You get 5 extra credit points if your head doesnât explode.
The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.
itâs 3lbs, not 8. also itâs not really meat, itâs mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that arenât actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going âdude, i heard a weird noise and iâm 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighborâs cat which hasnât actually died yetâ would be just as expected as anything else.
Omfg dying
a bowl of tapioca managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus
also while im waiting for my tea to steep, since im petty, and they cant fire me any more than they already have i can tell you about the Button That Makes You Lie To People because i CANNOT stop thinking about it and its driving me fucking nuts
i worked at a fancy gourmet coffee shop, but not everyone who came in knew that or cared, so weâd occasionally get ppl who got all their coffee knowledge from starbuckses. starbuckae? starbukakke
anyway sbux has this thing where theyâre literally just wrong about what they call some drinks. for example, a cappuccino is traditionally a double shot of espresso with milk foam, like a few sips of drink, but at starbucks the smallest possible âcappuccinoâ is 8oz and espresso with that much milk? is really just a bastard latte.Â
but to explain that to someone who doesnt know better takes time, and there a line forming, and a latte⊠is close enough to what someone who thinks of a cappuccino as a 16oz drink is expecting. so if someone asked for a âlarge cappuccinoâ we were instructed to go âokay :)â, plug in a large latte, and then, before they could see, scroll down to the secret buttons, the forbidden buttons, the deceit buttons, and press the one called âcappuccinoâ, in âquotesâ, which would not only put a cappuccino on their receipt, but would send a message to the barista, across the room, who would then make a latte, see the pink âcappuccinoâ indicator, and goÂ
âlarge cappuccino? :)âÂ
and i just, like, thatâs just, i love how, food is made up and not real
My Uber driver is playing a talk debunking white supremacist talking points
I love this concept, Iâll drive you to the bar but weâre going to unlearn white supremacy on the way.