Have Courage and Be Kind

Brie. 30s. Writer. Taurus. Occasionally NSFW. Pretty things, aesthetic, writing and poetry, witchy, ya novels, video games, etc. Rec me fun queer YA novels.

[should-be-sleeping]

A WASP FLEW INTO MY MOUTH! And I was so brave about it! I couldn't panic because I am allergic and would have died literally. So I just exhaled really strongly and blew it right back out again! To anyone nearby it probably looked like I simply exhale live wasps. Like that's a thing I can just do. There's that.

[should-be-sleeping]

Afterward I glanced to my partner who was like, "what the fuck?" And then I nonchalantly reminded them of all of the places I keep epi pens.

[should-be-sleeping]

I can still feel all of its flailing legs in my mouth. Cannot recommend. You'd think the wings of a live wasp, in your mouth, would be the worst part but you'd be wrong. It's the legs.

[should-be-sleeping]

What if this is my villain origin story? What if I wake up with wasp powers like Michelle Pfeiffer in the Batman movie? 🐈‍⬛

[should-be-sleeping]

I hated it also, your friend is valid.

[headspace-hotel]

It was probably also a terrible experience for the wasp

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[animentality]

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

[lamignonette]

[deqncas]

the mutuals and i

[dogpuppy]

[teathattast]

[frownyalfred]

do I even need to caption it at this point

[sarking]

Lemme just write this real quick to get it out of my system

Oh no it's deeper in my system

[minyard-05]

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[lumiklovstad]

I can, and arguably I must.

[babystarbeam]

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

[raychleadele]

I don’t follow soccer at all so I have no feelings on the World Cup, but I’m loving seeing people discover the US for the first time and finding joy here.

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[rustyanddustychevron]

Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.