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Welcome to the realm of dark bidding. Lola or Leo depending on the day.They/Them. Sick AF.Probably crazy,Spoonie,zebra,V spooky 👻

[feministism]

[angstbotfic]

almost like only some lives count. 

[prominent-nipple]

“I think Madonna is particularly revolting.”

—

Whitney Houston, 1988.

[arandomthot]

All in the mood and then it starts sounding like bubble wrap

[future1luv]

Stretch stretch stretch lol

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[taviacw]

She had style, she had flair, she was THERE. THAT’S how she became The Nanny™

[divinemissmolly]

“Exhausted witch” is a mood though lol

[gothiccharmschool]

Exhausted Witch is SUCH a mood.

[lux-morningstar]

[animatedtext]

[veryfunnymemes]

[ariana-news]

September 18th: Ariana in New York

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[nessa007]

PREACH

[madeline-kahn]

The future of Wakanda

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[rihannanews44]

[theambassadorposts]

😂😂😂

[hydrotoxicity]