Shakespeare Hates Everyone

The Bard Yard

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“In their thick breaths, rank of gross diet, shall we be enclouded, and forc’d to drink their vapor.”

— Antony and Cleopatra

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“Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!”

— Twelfth Night

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“She was a vixen when she went to school. And though she be but little, she is fierce.”

— A Midsummer Night’s Dream

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“Four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one.”

— Much Ado About Nothing

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“Zounds, an I were now by this rascal, I could brain him with his lady’s fan.”

— Henry IV, Part 1

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“Well, God give them wisdom that have it. And those that are fools, let them use their talents.”

— Twelfth Night

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“You are a saucy boy. Is’t so indeed?”

— Romeo and Juliet

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“Why, what a caterwauling dost thou keep!”

— Titus Andronicus

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“How dares thy harsh rude tongue sound this unpleasing news?”

— Richard II

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“And wedded be thou to the hags of hell…”

— Henry VI, Part 2

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“I will do nothing at thy bidding; make thy requests to thy friend.”

— Timon of Athens

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“I do wish thou were a dog, that I might love thee something.”

— Timon of Athens

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“I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster. A most scurvy monster!”

— The Tempest

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“Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.”

— Much Ado About Nothing

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“So, my good window of lattice, fare thee well: thy casement I need not open, for I look through thee.”

— All’s Well That Ends Well

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“Never hung poison on a fouler toad.”

— Richard III

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“False face must hide what the false heart doth know.”

— Macbeth