sim shalom tova uvracha

ezra / 22 / butch lesbian

[shakespeareskippah]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is midrash

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[yehuditexcalibur]

Did you know that George Eliot published her own translation of Spinoza’s Ethics? I already loved both the Ethics and Middlemarch when I found this out. I still need to get my hands on it.

[girlwithwhitebeltinmoshpit]

[shakespeareskippah]

I love airports because it is such an honour to witness and be a part of everybody's first day alive on earth 💗

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[weepingwidar]

Wenzel Hablik (Czech, 1881-1934) - The Cloud (1910)

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Pointing a hand accusingly, Kumail Nanjiani says, "Alex, you must fuck yourself." End ID.]

[rachamemories]

Some of my favorite pieces of my synagogue's Judaica

[balinia]

Left seven species fingerless glove complete! Featuring barley, olives, pomegranates, and grapes.

The collection of yarns I'm using for this project is quite varied. The brown, dark green, red, and purple are all two strands of size 10 crochet thread of slightly different shades held together to achieve fingering. I have an unreasonable amount of crochet thread I'm trying to use up.

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[shakespeareskippah]

Would you rather listen to Tomorrow Never Came by Lana Del Rey or shoot yourself one William times all over your body

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.