Human Version Of A Weeping Willow

What is this thing called social life? 262 months old. Intersectional feminist. Pizza enthusiast. Really weird and opinionated person. I like to consider myself a strange optimist

[buddhabrot]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[animatedtext]

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[shindysbaby]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[thebootydiaries]

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[954mm]

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

That time of the year again

[forever-slaying]

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

[bantugal]

I love white ppl😍

[psychedelicfelon]

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

[mxnrique]

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

[wheredoyougofromhere]

My favorite holiday movie

[livelifegoldennn]

his screams in the background while his mom is crying and picking up the food is my favorite song

[triatic]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[africant]

[shock]

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

[shock]

[stansebastian]

THOR (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

[praial]

Japan: Cherry blossoms in full bloom at Mount Yoshino, Nara

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities: