ocelot's eyebags speak to me

adult | any pronouns | MDNI | please read pinned before interacting

[shalaslayska-2]

Intro post (under construction)

shalaslayska --> shalaslayska-2

any/all pronouns

adult; minors DNI. I do post and reblog NSFW content and would like to discuss and interact with other adults regarding that subject matter.

Additional DNI: proshippers, neushippers, radqueers, racists, homo/transphobes. pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles. Please let me know if I ever reblog from anyone like this and I'll delete it :3

Fandoms

Primary/Current: Metal Gear Solid, Neon Genesis Evangelion (1997)

Secondary: Berserk (manga and 1997 anime), Madoka Magica (2012)

Tertiary (used to be really into it at one point, but still holds a special place in my heart and thus an occasional reblog): The Legend of Zelda, Homestuck + Hiveswap, Undertale, Sailor Moon

OC tags: #pearl posting

If I ever double post, please drop a polite ask or dm to let me know! I will never intentionally spam tags or multi-post the same thing, my internet is just ass 🥀🥀

[solarpunk-nightbird]

Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?

Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.

Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you can shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3

[roach-meat-art]

:3

[ixjj]

[solazu1]

My spin on that one comic

[satan-offical]

hi

What's the nonbinary version of homeboy/homegirl

Dr. House

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[winteriine]

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[teaboot]

Yeah it was probably the wings

[adonischildsupportcase]

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[oodlenoodleroodle]

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

[captain-ahas]

never noticed how this soldier was standing in huey's trial

[mikashida]

alright that's enough

[evilwizardval]

ocelot i finished some months ago! i would change some things but this is my favorite ocelot drawing i've done so far ^^

[mikashida]

it's a russian taunt

[motherbase-hr]

Ocelot Unit: just because Ocelot does coke doesn’t mean you have to. Don’t fall for peer pressure

[shalaslayska-2]

Did you ever post Pearl's backstory? Like, how she even came to be

If its ok to ask

Ooooo this is a good one. I don't think I've ever done a public post about Pearl's backstory (I will have to do one one of these days, I've just been so busy with having school and work happen now). I did however, make an entire google slides presentation that I presented to two seperate friend groups on the matter, but thats another story.

I guess I will put it under the cut, TW for: implied sexual assault.

The TLDR is that her mom, Charlotte (I'm still working on her "The [Noun]" title), was part of the Cobra Unit with The Boss. Similar to The Sorrow, Charlotte was psychic and was also in a relationship with The Boss because yes. She didn't talk to spirits as much as The Sorrow did, she was more so into remote viewing.

During/very shortly after Snake Eater, the CIA started a mini-project that was trying to look for psychic soldiers that could give them an advantage over the Soviets, but one of their conditions was that said soldiers couldn't be Too Psychic because then they would know Too Much and go cray-cray. Charlotte seemed relatively Normal and they thought that she would go along with things. But the thing is The Sorrow visited her in a dream and showed her everything that happened to The Boss and she was mad as hell and wouldn't listen to shit. (I really wanted the mini-project to actually be MKULTRA but when I looked it up the timelines did not match up but we can be a little silly)

So then ofc they gotta bring in Ocelot to torture her (which is actually really sad because she got to a point where her mental state was so bad she thought he was The Boss coming to save her cuz their faces looked so similar) and surprise! She's pregnant! (Ocelot is not the biological father nor the assaulter). But then the CIA realizes that this is awesome actually because then they can just have a future psychic soldier born in-house with no connections to the civilian world that can be molded into whatever they want. And then the KGB is also now on that shit because that's who Ocelot is actually working for at this moment in time for the same reasons. The only people that aren't happy are Ocelot and Charlotte. Charlotte for obvious reasons...and Ocelot because now his ass has to somehow snatch a new born baby and haul it off to the USSR which he did not account for.

When Pearl was born, Charlotte actually survived but Ocelot killed her because she had figured out that he was a spy. During the 60s as MKULTRA was wrapping up, a lot of officials were worried that there was a mole in all of these really important projects, so paranoia was very high. He was not about to let her snitch on him so he did what he had to do and got the fuck out of there.

Ocelot did not want a kid, he just got. Stuck with Pearl. But then she eventually grew on him because he realized that he could condition her to be loyal to him and it eventually felt pretty good to have a tiny human stroke his ego and think he's cool all the time.

That is basically how Pearl came to be.