One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
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@shalomtwotwo
Martin: would you be a part of a gangbang if you had the opportunity?
Me: ... wat... no...
Me: would you??? O_o
Martin: i might ride along and see what happens
Me: ... *starting to questioning my marriage LOL*
Me: wait... do you know what gangbang means?
Martin: yeah, it's...
...
Me: i think you should look it up
Martin: *looks up gangbang*
Martin: oh...
Me: you need to start wearing sunscreen. You're starting to get wrinkles!!
Martin: if you want to look at smooth skin you can look at my ass
Me: ...
Background: watching a video on labor and delivery
Lady in video: talking about how doing squats is good for stretching your cervix
Martin: dude, my cervix must be so strong!!
Me: ... i don't think you have a cervix... 🤨🤔
Background: we're on our babymoon and have been using the hotel pools pretty much every day so far.
Other couples in the pool: look very intimate, usually wrapped around each other and whispering/giggling stuff to each other
Us: martin asks me to spot him because he wants to see how high he can jump from inside the water 🤣😂🤣😂
Background: martin walks over to me very randomly
Martin: *whispers* donald is old
Me: o_O??
Martin: *gives me a kiss
Martin: *whispers* but joe is even older
Martin: *another kiss
Me: ...
Background: ice breaker for college event, had to write down a story anonymously and then someone would read it aloud and we have to guess who wrote it and I wrote about how in elementary school we had a lemonade sale and I put ants in other kids' lemonade bc my mom didn't give me a quarter for lemonade.
Student1: *reads my story aloud
Student2: it's either martin or shalom!! We don't do lemonade stands anymore!!
Me: *so shocked and feel so old and dated 😂😂😂🤣*
Heheheh
Me: do you guys play wordle?
College student 1: what's that?
Me: oh. (*surprised and confused they don't know bc i thought it was a hip new thing) it's a new game
College student 2: is that like an old person thing?
Me: HAHAHHA... o... idk, but I'm beginning to think maybe it is... ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Background: we started serving in college ministry. Talking to these two girls and asking them about the dating culture in their fellowship.
Girl1: the guys are so immature
Girl2: we only have boys here, but we're looking for men!
Me: what does that mean exactly? What would a mature guy look like?
Girl1: for example, they would have to not say "deez nuts" every other sentence.
Me: ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... o. Wau. That's a pretty low bar...
Background: my mom sent some baby photos in the family chat. Me n martin talking about it on our walk.
Me: I look like such a brat/troublemaker in one of the photos 😅😅
Me: what do you think? Do you think we have a shot at having a cute baby?
Martin: well, you don't want them to peak too early in life
Me: -_-
Loooool.
Background: I had an employee at rei measure my shoe size and told me i was a size 9 when I've been wearing 8s my whole life....... OTL...
Background: i feel like without the greater context it's not funny, but i still wanna remember it hahah.
Me: *randomly starts singing the flintstones theme song*
Me: do you know the flintstones?
Martin: yeah
Me: did you watch the tv shows?
Martin: no
Me: it's because you weren't born in the US!!! (it stupid, but sometimes i bully him for being from Hong Kong 😂)
Martin: yeah, that's why you suck at math
Me: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Background: martin watching youtube recipe from an annoying korean woman speaking english
Me: i don't like her
Martin: *blahblahblah
Me: what's her name? What's her handle?
Martin: i don't know, i can't pronounce it
Me: *looks at the youtube handle
Me: ... her name is bible
Me: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Martin: don't make fun of her, yours is pretty close
Me: ...
Messenger conversations we have while we sit literally right next to each other as we work 😂😂😂.
Background: Martin's sister got in to law school and needs to decide where to go and we been discussing between the two of us on and off all day 😂.