F5 Season Boiiis

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[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[the-bakeneko]

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[puyopuyo]

wtfffffff winston got drafted

[puyopuyo]

please be respectful, i’m only seeing a loved one off before they go to fucking war

[night-lie]

Did you really think this would be a fair fight?

[milfbi]

his holiness father stelios

[cikero]

in these tough times I like to remember one of my favorite quotes

[cikero]

“Excuse me for dropping in” winston overwatch, 2016

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

[bedlund]

in light of the new tumblr update i just want to remind everyone of the tumblr tag replacer! if you use tags like “mine” and “my stuff” for your original content this could be really useful so you don’t have to retag a bunch of posts by hand

[losangelesvalorant]

birdring divorce timeline [x]

[blackpyrefly]

overwatch changes:

removed mercy specifically because you people dont know how to act

winston now has twice as much health and deals twice as much damage and cannot be assigned to a team. instead he is completely neutral and can damage members of both teams at his discretion.

[dwagom]

not enough fireworks and champagne on the whole fuckin continent to celebrate this the way you’re supposed to celebrate it

[dwagom]

*chef’s kiss from a hot-air balloon* fuck you, suck my dick you speculator fucks, you deserve all of this and worse

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I wonder if this is the ramification of the announcement that nVidia is going to make changes to their GPUs so you can’t crypto mine with them.

https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/18/22441847/nvidia-rtx-3080-3070-ethereum-mining-drivers-limit-cryptocurrency

[jadegiantess]

Also here’s a filter list that blocks scripts that mine crypto in the background to make it harder for them to do what they want.

https://github.com/hoshsadiq/adblock-nocoin-list

[dwagom]

good find, if you’re using uBlock Origin, do this:

1) click uBlock Origin’s icon in the browser, 2) go to the lower-right and click on “open dashboard” (the icon with the cogwheels), 3) go to the “filter lists” tab, scroll to the bottom, 4) tick “Import…”, 5) paste the url from the page and 6) then click “apply changes” at the top

[sonypraystation]

Hey bro why dont you play overwatch anymore

cause I beat it? Lol

[relatablepicturesofoverwatch]

Source

[bunny-blaster]

YOU’RE NOT CANCELLED.

YOURE

A CRIMINAL

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Hey i’s me. Monkey Overwatch. Hope you all had a lovely summer. Your dad loves you. Your dad loves you so fucking much. please return my texts. Enjoy the burger i sent you in the mail.

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