Shal's Rants

A place for rants that I can't fit on my Twitter page. For more, follow me @GKickPerry.

[shalsrants]

Explain a bit

In my last post, I said I wasn’t mad at Amy at all. Not only do I still love her, but I don’t want anyone to put their lives on hold, especially not her. I am ridiculously sad, tho.

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Why I’m  sad

These days, I don’t care that I may never improve. I care that I can’t give my wife, Amy, what she needs. She wants to be a mom just like I want to be a dad. But, because of these strokes, that may never happen for me. However, se’s found someone who is able to and will help her take care of the child. Because of that, and some other things, I want to die. So many people want me to fight, but why? I have to rebuild my entire life, at some point, and I don’t even know where I’ll start from. I have no idea how much I’ll heal, if at all. I’m not mad at her, not even a little. I’m just sad. Like, so sad I don’t know what to do with myself. I can’t die because I am stuck  in a medical facility..I want to die but there’s nothing I can do. I love Amy and she loves me and wants to take care of me. Don’t know what I’ll do but I wanted to share.

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I’ve always wanted to join that gang of deaf people, but the gang signs are just way too complicated

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So every actual definition I’ve found of “racism” is essentially prejudice because of race, but it seems like people who really want to be racist for some reason choose to say “power + prejudice”.

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I will never feel bad about being white.

I will never feel bad about being a cis-genderered man.

I will never feel bad about being straight.

I will never apologize for any of the aforementioned things.

I will never take on guilt because of the aforementioned things.

I will only be accountable for my own actions as my own person. Period.

That is all.

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okay, that seems reasonable enough. sure, she's attractive, but she's definitely playing a game.

seems like a less than comfortable position to play a game in, and she's really considering that left analog stick pretty seriously. hopefully she's not missing any of the action while she contemplates which direction to move.

now that's just silly, you can't play the game that way. for one, you can't move with just one hand, and you're not even looking at the screen. plus you need to hit start first.

oh, you're not even trying. for one, that controller isn't plugged in, and for two, you're not even holding it right. are you sure you even have an N64 for that to go into?

yep, see, that's what I thought. you can't play those with that n64 controller, even if it was plugged in. that's just silly. you're silly.

are you... are you hungry? I mean, that's just not proper controller maintenance. those really aren't made to be bitten. would you like a sandwich? or some chips?

(All photos courtesy of this ridiculous clickbait article on Gamebreaker.TV. Go go lazy journalism!)

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The weird and wonderful world of playoff hockey.

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I have this thought about Emma doing Big E's entrance, but instead of talcum powder, she just uses glitter.

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Bolieve it.

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Need 3DS Friends!

I just got a new 3DS, so I need to add some friends. Add me: 1091-8824-9318 and then send me your friend code, too! Got Pokemon Y, ACNL, and Monster Hunter 3 so far.

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4-6 months? Ain't nobody got time for that.

[viralvdio-blog]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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I dunno. Isn't that how Rose met The Doctor?

[theversionpatch]

Setting the Framework

As part of my fitness goals, I have a few points that need to be met if I’m going to actually achieve these sorts of results:

1.) Change my diet routines 2.) Be more active 3.) Be more motivated

Not so easy, but certainly do-able. The program I’ve decided to embrase for this process is DDP Yoga. It’s a low-impact workout system which helps you lose weight and get into better shape. Exactly what I want, right? The workout also comes with a food plan to help clean up my diet and eat the right kinds of foods.

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[theversionpatch]

Welcome to a little blog on the internet that I’d like to call The Version Patch. I’m calling it that because this blog is going to serve as my personal fitness diary as I proceed to “update” myself. Time for a little background.

My name is Steve, otherwise known as Shalthis, and I’m a pretty big...

[myrockettomars-blog]

Mission 1: Boston, MA

So today marks the first stop on my rocket’s trip as I venture off to Boston, MA. I know, I know. It isn’t exactly a huge step, but it’s not only affordable, but I’ll be spending the day with a friend whom I’ve not seen in many, many years.

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[sister-otome]

I’d like to preface this first with an apology to Anne Stickney for typing too fast and mispeling her name. Then I want to apologize to @tartdarling for potentially making her choke on her morning cup of coffee as this is a health hazard in the workplace. 

And so I present… “An Ode to Fabulor”. I’m really glad I didn’t use that line about making the guys go Fapulor…. 

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The Rocket's Destinations

So, the stages begin. There’s been a lot of planning, a lot of talking, and a lot of changed ideas as I put this first round of Destinations together. But before I get into that, let’s play a little catchup.

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