expanding on a delicious thought from the discord...
warnings: toxic!reader (but König loves it), noncon-to-dubcon-to-consensual, gangbang, multiple females x one male, mommy kink ofc, bondage, blindfolds, cbt, overstimulation, very minor ass play, pathetic König, loser König, freak4freak, offhand mention of kidnapping
You have a lot of female friends, women you'd kill for and who would die for you, just true sisters. So when it comes time for your bachelorette party, you know it will be one to remember.
They know all your deepest, darkest secrets, your fantasies and the things you get up to with your mountain of a fiancé. They also know there's one fantasy you haven't told him about, and they're intent on making it happen... even if it means organizing the kidnapping of an extremely dangerous, 6'10" mercenary.
The mercenary, who is your fiancé, will forgive them once he sees what's in store, they're sure.
That's how König finds himself blindfolded and bound to a chair, a vibrating plug in his ass and his cock rock hard and weeping precome from the torture it's been put through for the last hour. He's surrounded by giggling women, though none have said a word, just tormented him by keeping the vibrator on its highest setting while they slap his cock around and dig their sharp nails into the sensitive head. A couple of them have ridden him already, most of them have taken him in their mouth and given him sloppy, teeth-filled blowjobs, and though physically, it's felt good, mentally, he's been in anguish, convinced that if he comes, it will count as cheating on you and you'll leave him when you find out. He's refused to give in, but his balls are heavy and aching, his cock is terribly sore, and he's struggling to breathe around his sobs. He's begging for you, trying to tell these women he has a beautiful fiancé already and that they need to let him go so he can get back to you, but they don't listen. He's half delusional after three hours, sure that he can smell you nearby, but he knows it's just his mind conjuring up your scent to try and comfort him. At least that's what he thinks until the smell grows stronger and your familiar, tight, wet heat sinks down onto him, welcoming his red, bruised--maybe even bleeding, he can't quite tell with the blindfold--cock home.
"Mama!" He cries, letting his face drop to your chest and nuzzle against your breasts, as he seeks out your nipple. When he finds it, he immediately begins to suckle, still sobbing and hiccuping, staining your soft skin with tears and snot. He wails as you dig your nails into his balls while you ride him mercilessly, cumming again and again and again as all that pent up arousal pours out of him. He latches onto your nipple with his teeth when you finally move to pull away, his hands still tied behind his back, and you laugh--that sweet, condescending laugh he loves so much and that makes his spent cock jump inside you--and kiss his forehead, settling back into his lap.
"Good job, girls," you tell his torturers, and he realizes suddenly why their giggles sounded familiar. Your friends, they're your ride or die girl group that threatened to cut off his own dick and choke him on it if he ever hurt you. His head spins, confused, a little betrayed, but mostly relieved. He thinks this must have been some sort of test, but that he's passed... and that's all that matters to him. He switches to your other breast and starts suckling with renewed fervor, using your nipple as a pacifier like he has so many times before. "He's so pretty when he's broken, isn't he?"
Your friends laugh as he blushes, humiliated and yet proud at the same time. The more he thinks about what's happened, with this new context, the more aroused it makes him. His soft cock tries to stir to life inside your cunt, but he's too exhausted, and it gives up after a valiant effort. Clearly, you feel it, because you laugh at him, and so do your friends, and then you squeeze your pussy around him and oh fuck, fucking fuck, he-- he's gonna--
SUMMARY: Clegane is tired of the constant torture and ridicule from Joffrey, so he lies, he says that he betrothed to a beautiful lady. Only problem is… he isn’t.
WARNINGS: Nonexplicit Smut
Romantic Trope Series
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The Red Keep’s great hall shimmered under candlelight, but there was little warmth in the air.
Wine flowed like blood. The court was in good spirits, or so it seemed on the surface—laughter crackled like lightning across the tables, nobles and knights crowded together, picking at meats and gossip alike. The King, Joffrey Baratheon, sat perched on the Iron Throne as if born to it, his legs spread arrogantly, a goblet clutched lazily in one hand.
Sandor Clegane stood at the edge of the feast, not seated, not speaking. Always the outsider.
He didn’t drink.
He didn’t laugh.
He didn’t belong.
The firelight played across his maimed face—one side scarred and melted, twisted and raw. His good eye glared through the shadows beneath his brow. He stood in his armor, as always. Guard, dog, monster. They never let him forget.
Nor would they tonight.
Lord Lannister’s cousin, some minor lordling fat on inherited power and richer wines, wiped grease from his chin and smirked across the room. “Tell me, does the Hound sit or sleep, or just lean against stone walls like a beast on watch?”
Chuckles followed. Another chimed in—one of the Reachmen. “He’s too big for the chairs. Wouldn’t want him breaking one and bringing the whole court down with him.”
“And the smell,” said Ser Hobber Redwyne, fanning his face dramatically. “Gods, no wonder his horse has a temper.”
A louder laugh broke free. Even a few of the small council members smiled behind raised goblets. Ser Meryn Trant chuckled, lips red with wine.
Sandor didn’t move. But his fingers twitched at his side.
“I think the Hound needs a wife,” Joffrey said suddenly, his voice cutting through the laughter like a dagger coated in honey. “Every beast needs a handler, does he not?”
Cersei lifted an eyebrow, swirling her wine. “I doubt any lady in the realm is that desperate.”
Tyrion said nothing, eyes fixed on the table, jaw clenched.
Jaime sipped his wine slowly, expression unreadable.
Sansa looked up, startled, her pale eyes flitting from Sandor to the King.
Sandor Clegane stood still. But the hall could feel the simmer beneath his skin.
“I’ve made my decision,” Joffrey announced. “We’ll host a tourney. A grand one. The winner will receive the hand of the most fearsome creature in King’s Landing.” He grinned down at Sandor. “Assuming she’d have you.”
The laughter now was raw, unfiltered. The kind meant to wound.
The Hound’s voice came then, slow and dangerous: “Careful, boy.”
That silenced some.
But not Joffrey.
“Oh? Did the dog just growl?” He rose from his throne, steps echoing down the dais. “Do you bite now, Sandor? Or has someone finally trained you to heel?”
Sandor’s eye narrowed.
“I wonder,” Joffrey mused, circling now like a cat around a chained lion, “do you think yourself capable of love, Hound? Of being loved? Or are you simply too… grotesque for it?”
The word hung there. Grotesque.
No one defended him.
Not Jaime. Not Cersei. Not even Tyrion.
He was alone in it—as he always had been.
A few courtiers looked away in mild discomfort. But not enough. Not loud enough. Not brave enough.
Sandor’s mouth curled slightly—not into a smile, but a grimace that twisted his burned cheek further. His hands clenched, knuckles cracking.
Then, softly, “You think love is sweet, boy?” His voice was smoke and gravel, deep as a pit. “You’ve never known the taste of it.”
Joffrey tilted his head. “Oh? And you have?”
Sandor didn’t answer. He didn’t have to. He turned from the King with a grunt and started to walk away.
“Oh, don’t sulk,” Joffrey called after him, delighted. “I’ll throw you a feast! You may even bring your beloved, if you ever find one. Just make sure she’s housebroken.”
The final round of laughter swelled again, vicious and echoing.
And Sandor kept walking. Past the flickering torches. Past the gold-draped sycophants. Past the courtiers who only knew how to laugh when the King laughed.
His boots struck stone, hard and fast.
But something in his chest ached. Not with shame. Not with fear.
With rage.
He had endured worse. He would endure more.
But tonight, something inside him cracked.
And tomorrow, they’d all see what happened when a dog stopped playing tame.
The night stank.
Flea Bottom was crawling with its usual sickness—wine, sweat, spoiled meat, cheap perfume. Sandor Clegane shoved through it like a bear through smoke, jaw clenched so tight his teeth ached. He didn’t know what he was looking for. A drink. A warm body. Something to get through the night.
No. That was a lie.
He was looking for a woman. Any woman. Someone willing to pretend—for a fee, a favor, a kindness he’d never earned.
Someone to be seen on his arm come morning. Someone to laugh and smile at him as if she meant it, if only for a few hours. To fool that golden little cunt on the throne, and the whole court with him.
And not a single one would touch him.
He’d tried. Quietly. Bluntly. With gold in hand. One had recoiled the second she saw his face, like his scars were contagious. Another told him flat out, “I’d rather fuck a corpse. At least they don’t smell like burnt leather.”
That one he nearly backhanded—but he didn’t. Not because he didn’t want to. Because her laugh reminded him of the court’s.
He stormed out of the brothel, steam rising from his breath. He didn’t look up. He didn’t see her until he slammed right into her.
A soft body. Perfumed. Warm.
She gasped and stumbled back half a step, steadying herself with elegant poise, not so much as a wrinkle in her silks. “Gods—my apologies.”
Her voice. Clear, soft, not like the others. A voice made for poems. She looked up at him, eyes wide, not with fear—but surprise. Curiosity.
He blinked. He opened his mouth, and—
“Marry me.”
The words tumbled out like they’d tripped over his teeth.
Her brows shot up. A breath of a laugh escaped her. “What?”
He was already regretting it. Already burning beneath his armor. But fuck it. “You heard me.”
She laughed again, this time fuller, richer. “Is this your usual approach, Ser? Should I feel flattered or alarmed?”
Sandor scratched the back of his neck, his massive hand nearly swallowing it whole. “I’m not good at this.”
“Proposing?”
“Talking.”
She studied him, amusement curling at her lips. “You’re serious.”
“I just—” He sighed. “I need someone. For a few days. A week. I don’t know. To stand next to me at court and pretend they don’t want to vomit when I breathe.”
Her smile faded slightly—not gone, just softer now. She tilted her head. “You barely know me.”
“I’m not asking for your maidenhood,” he growled. “Just your time. Maybe a laugh if you’ve got one to spare.”
“And if I say no?”
He looked away. “Then I’ll go back to begging whores who spit at me.”
A silence stretched between them.
Then, her voice—gentle again. “Look at me.”
He did.
Her eyes met his without flinching. “Fine.”
He blinked. “What?”
“You may have my hand.”
Sandor stared, blinking once, twice, like he’d misheard.
She extended it—palm up, elegant and self-assured. “But only if you give me your name first, Ser.”
He swallowed, clearing his throat. “Clegane. Sandor. Ser Sandor Clegane.”
Her brows lifted, amused. “The Hound?”
He waited for the sneer. For the wrinkle of the nose. It didn’t come.
Instead, she bowed slightly, graceful and proud. “Lady Velaryon. House Velaryon.”
He blinked again. “A lady.”
“You don’t say,” she teased, looking down at her silks. “Was it the embroidery that gave it away?”
He coughed. Might’ve been a laugh. Might’ve been a groan. “Meet me at the Red Keep tomorrow. You’ll know when.”
She tilted her head, watching him carefully. Then: “I look forward to it, Ser Clegane.”
She walked away into the darkness, the hem of her cloak whispering against stone.
And Sandor Clegane stood there, swaying just slightly, feeling like he’d just been hit in the gut and kissed on the cheek at the same time.
“Seven hells,” he muttered, touching his face like something might’ve changed.
Then he laughed. A dry, rough sound.
He’d either just met the cleverest woman in Westeros… or the cruelest.
But she said yes.
And that was enough—for now.
It had been thirty agonizing minutes.
The throne room was a furnace of tension and gilded cruelty. Sunlight spilled through the high stained-glass windows in soft shafts of color, but no warmth touched Sandor Clegane. He stood stiff as stone in the shadow of a pillar, half-shrouded in the folds of his dark cloak, arms crossed over his broad chest.
He had never felt smaller.
The Red Keep’s courtiers were already whispering, like insects buzzing too close. Their silks rustled, their jeweled fingers fluttered as they leaned in with rehearsed sympathy and barely veiled amusement.
“I suppose she drowned on the way here,” one lord quipped dryly.
“Or perhaps she changed her mind. I know I would have,” a lady replied with a titter, her bracelets clinking like bells.
Cersei sipped from her goblet and tilted her head toward the King, voice lazy and amused. “You must admit, Joffrey… if someone were to make up a lady-love, claiming she’s from a powerful house would be the way to do it.”
“She’s not coming,” Joffrey declared, loudly enough for all to hear. He lounged in the Iron Throne like a bored vulture, golden hair gleaming, fingers curled in irritation. “No woman in her right mind would willingly claim the Hound. Let alone kiss him.”
A low murmur rippled through the throne room. No one dared laugh—yet—but the tension begged for it.
Sansa looked stricken. “Please, Your Grace—”
“Please?” Joffrey mocked. “Please, your Grace, don’t be cruel? Shall I give him a doll to cuddle in her absence, little dove?”
Her face flushed red, but she said nothing else.
Tyrion, ever perched like a cat at the edge of danger, gave a sigh and stood from his seat. “Perhaps the lady is simply delayed, Your Grace. Seas do not always obey your schedule.”
“Delayed,” Joffrey scoffed. “Or invented. I say we give the dog a bone and send him back to his kennel.”
Tyrion’s brow twitched. He glanced toward Sandor.
The Hound didn’t move. Didn’t speak. But the weight behind his silence could flatten a castle wall.
He should have known better. Of course she wasn’t coming. Maybe it was a joke, or worse, a pity game. What had he expected? That a woman like her—a lady of elegance, sharpness, born of salt and silver—would really stand at his side before all of King’s Landing?
Then—
The great doors creaked open.
Every head turned.
Two knights pulled the towering iron doors aside, and warm sunlight spilled across the marble floor. A hush fell so quickly it was as though the entire room had been dunked underwater.
A herald’s voice rang out:
“Announcing—Lady Velaryon. Of House Velaryon.”
There was a pause. Audible surprise.
The name echoed, rippling through the nobles like a stone dropped in still water.
Cersei turned slightly, golden brows raised.
“Velaryon?” Joffrey repeated, frowning. “They said she was of House Velaryon?”
No one answered. No one could.
Because she stepped into the light like it belonged to her.
Her gown was sea-green and threaded in silver, the colors of the Driftmark coast. The silk clung to her body with practiced elegance, bell sleeves trailing behind her like mist over waves. She wore no crown, no heavy jewels. Just the ripple of wealth in her stitching and the way she carried herself—head high, shoulders regal, her walk deliberate and unhurried.
And her hair… it wasn’t braided in the old style. It fell loose, free down her back, with only a single pearl-pinned wave tucked behind one ear. A quiet rebellion.
The court murmured as she passed. No one seemed to know who she was.
But she commanded their silence all the same.
At the foot of the Iron Throne, she bowed deeply.
“Your Grace,” she said with a soft, velvet voice, eyes raised to Joffrey. She dipped her head again to Cersei, then offered Tyrion a gentle nod. The Queen Mother blinked. Sansa stared.
No one spoke.
Then she turned toward the shadows.
Toward him.
Sandor stiffened, suddenly aware of how large and dark and ugly he must seem compared to her elegance. He expected hesitation. Disgust. The reveal of the prank.
Instead, she smiled.
Soft, amused. Real.
She walked to him with grace that curled around every movement, her bell sleeves sweeping behind her, the scent of salt and sandalwood in her wake. The sound of her heels against stone echoed like a heartbeat.
When she reached him, she looked up.
And before he could say anything—before the doubt in him could open its mouth—she said brightly, “My dear, you look like a brute.”
The court gasped.
She reached up with calm hands and cupped his face, one palm resting against the burned side of his cheek like it was made of porcelain, not scarred ruin.
“Smile,” she added, her voice dropping. “Why don’t you?”
He blinked, stunned. Her hand was warm. Gentle. Real.
And for the first time since entering that gods-damned room, a low sound escaped his chest.
A laugh.
Rough and brief—but real.
He turned away, lips twitching against a grin, cheeks flushing beneath the scar. “You’re late,” he muttered.
“I know.” She smiled. “But I came.”
The King stood, face souring. “Kiss him,” Joffrey commanded. “Kiss your mutt. If this so real!”
Cersei said nothing. Tyrion narrowed his eyes.
“You don’t have to,” Sandor mumbled, pulling back slightly.
But she leaned in with a grin, loud and warm and confident.
“Well,” she said to him, voice lifted to the court, “kiss me, mutt.”
He froze.
Gasps again. Whispers.
Then she rose up on her toes and pressed her mouth to his—rough, sudden, heated. His lips parted, and it was awkward, but she didn’t shy away. Her hands braced against his chest like she meant to stay. When they broke apart, her thumb brushed over his chin.
“You don’t have to be so rough,” she whispered, eyes twinkling. “I’m not going anywhere.”
The court was in chaos now—half-shocked, half-horrified.
“This is a joke!” Joffrey barked. “I demand proof—bedding ceremony, this very night!”
The room went dead still.
Cersei looked mildly intrigued.
Tyrion groaned under his breath.
But she turned back to the throne, smiling sweetly. “If that’s what you desire, Your Grace,” she said without blinking. “It would be no hardship. Making love to my husband isn’t a problem.”
“We will wed tomorrow,” she said, smiling now. “If Your Grace would be so gracious as to host.”
The court didn’t know whether to bow or faint.
But Sandor?
He just stared at her, a thousand questions screaming in his chest.
And all of them quieted when she reached for his hand and laced her fingers with his.
The chambers were smaller than hers at home.
That was the first thing she thought when the door closed behind her with a soft thud. No open arches to the sea. No breeze to sweep through silk curtains. The walls here were heavy with tapestries, stone cold beneath her bare feet. A single window let in slanted light from the courtyard torches below. The fire was already lit in the hearth, but it did little to warm the quiet.
She walked slowly across the room, her bell sleeves dragging behind her, her sea-silver gown whispering secrets to the stones.
At home on Driftmark, her chambers were open and wide. Her bed had no curtains. The ocean could be heard in every breath. She missed it. The salt. The freedom. The space.
The door creaked open.
She didn’t turn, only smiled faintly at the window as the familiar heavy steps moved inside.
Sandor.
His presence always came before the sound — a weight in the air, a pull behind the ribs. He didn’t knock. Of course he didn’t. He never did things gently.
“You’re alone,” he said gruffly, like it offended him.
“I prefer it,” she replied.
There was a beat of silence behind her. She could hear his breath — short, sharp. Pacing. Boots scraping faintly against the stone.
“You’re a stupid girl.”
She turned now.
He was tense, jaw set, the torchlight throwing gold across his burn-scarred face. His hands were clenched at his sides. His voice shook with something like anger, but his eyes—gods, his eyes—they searched her like he needed an answer that could unmake him.
“You don’t know what you’re doing,” he muttered. “Why would you—this is just supposed to convince them.”
She stepped toward him.
Elegant. Calm.
“Relax, I said yes remember.” she said, as if reminding him.
He blinked, like he still couldn’t believe it.
“You’re playing some game ,” he said. “I’ve seen better men ruined by court women and their pretty lies.”
“Do I lie?” she asked gently, stopping in front of him. “You asked me to marry you. Now I am accused of playing games.”
He didn’t answer.
She tilted her head, one brow raised. Then, in a whisper, like she was teasing the sea, she added, “Kiss this stupid girl goodnight.”
His lips parted.
His eyes narrowed, searching her face. She wasn’t mocking him. Not playing. Just standing there, daring him, velvet and salt and moonlight.
When he didn’t move, she reached up and wrapped her arms around his shoulders.
Not softly.
She yanked him to her.
And he broke.
Sandor kissed her like he had waited his whole life for someone to choose him. It was not gentle. It was fire licking through storm, rough hands grasping her waist, mouth crushing hers, his breath hot and uneven. She gasped against him, and he took it, deepened it, hands sliding into her hair, holding her like she might vanish if he let go.
But she didn’t.
She held him right back. Firm. Certain. Her fingers gripped his tunic, her lips moved with his, slow and hungry and sure.
When he finally pulled away, his forehead fell to hers.
They stood there, breathless.
He hadn’t meant to lose control. But she didn’t seem to mind.
She smiled softly, still catching her breath. Her hands slid down his chest until they rested just over his heart.
“Good night, my dear,” she whispered, pressing one last kiss to the corner of his mouth. “Sleep well. For me.”
She turned and walked toward the bed, slowly beginning to unlace her sleeves, unhurried.
And Sandor Clegane, who had known fire, war, blood, and scorn—stood in the glow of the firelight, utterly wrecked by the way she had said my dear.
He didn’t say good night.
But he watched the whole time.
And he didn’t leave until the fire burned low.
The bell only rang once.
Not the high, rolling peal of a royal wedding, nor the trumpets and fanfare of noble procession. Just one solitary ring from the Sept tower—a sound more solemn than celebratory. It echoed over the courtyard like a final breath held in reverence, and drifted away like mist over Blackwater Bay.
Sandor stood alone near the altar, stone still, arms rigid at his sides.
The red of the Sept bled around him—candlelight flickering off tall marble columns, golden pools dancing on the polished floor. Above, the Stranger loomed down from painted glass, its expression unreadable. If Sandor noticed it at all, he gave no sign.
His leathers were brushed. His beard had been trimmed—poorly. A new surcoat had been thrown over his shoulders, black with the faintest sigil of House Lannister sewn into the hem, as was custom now, though he wore it like a man wrapped in old wounds. Sweat clung beneath the cloth. His hand opened and closed once, fingers flexing like he might rather have a sword than a wedding band.
He expected jeers. Or silence. Or worse—Joffrey’s laughter.
What he did not expect was honor.
The first to enter were the Velaryons. The banners of sea-green and silver unfurled behind them like ocean mist rolling in. They did not slink like defeated guests, nor storm like insulted nobles. They walked with the slow, regal confidence of people who belonged anywhere they stepped, salt-touched and sun-warmed, like they had brought the very sea with them.
At their head walked her father.
Tall, proud, and carved from the bones of ships. His cloak was pinned at the left shoulder, fastened over a neatly wrapped stump where his arm had once been. The stories had spread in whispers: a kraken, they said, rising from the depths during a storm when his daughter was just a girl. He had shielded her with his own body. His arm had not survived—but she had. And that, he always said, was the trade he’d make again.
When he reached Sandor, there was no scorn in his eyes. No fear. Just a long, steady look, as if weighing not the man’s title, nor face, but his spine.
Then the old sailor placed his hand firmly on Sandor’s shoulder.
“She laughs like her mother,” he said in a low, rough voice. “And she’s got my fire. Keep her laughing, and she’ll forget to set the world alight.”
Sandor couldn’t speak. Only nodded once, mouth slightly parted, startled by the warmth in the gesture.
A beat later, her ladies-in-waiting filtered in, all of them cloaked in the sea tones of her house—dusted jade, pale green, glistening silvers like salt crusting over pearls. One of them, younger than the rest, blushed furiously when Sandor glanced her way and whispered behind her palm, “He’s not as beastly as they say.”
And then she arrived.
The entire Sept seemed to still.
She didn’t just enter. She filled the room. Like light. Like tide. Like something ancient and elegant walking barefoot from the sea.
Her gown was soft seafoam green with long bell sleeves that whispered when she moved. The silk clung to her body as if the dress had been sewn straight to her skin. Her hair was not braided as tradition demanded. It fell freely in soft waves, the only decoration a pair of silver combs at her temples that caught the candlelight as she passed. Every inch of her was noble, but she carried herself like someone who had never once doubted her place in the world.
She did not stop at Joffrey.
She did not bow.
Her smile did not falter as she walked straight to Sandor.
He couldn’t breathe.
She was real. She hadn’t fled. She wasn’t some joke the gods were playing. She walked to him with a smile like moonlight over calm waters and placed a kiss—a real kiss—on the burned side of his cheek.
“Steady,” she whispered against his skin, her breath warm. “You’re not dreaming.”
He felt the words in his bones.
The ceremony moved on without pause. The septon droned about sacred unions and the joining of souls, while courtiers whispered behind hands, the Queen sneered from her seat, and Joffrey sat cross-legged, eyes rolling at every mention of duty. He sighed loudly, exaggerated and boyish.
“Let’s move it along, old man,” Joffrey muttered. “Before the dog chews his own leash.”
But the septon continued. And when it came time to speak, she did not hesitate.
“I do,” she said clearly.
Sandor’s voice was hoarse when it followed. “Aye.”
Then, soft-footed and without fanfare, the maester stepped forward.
It was the law, after all. The King had requested confirmation of her purity. And she, raised by the salt and waves, did not flinch at customs steeped in rot. Her maid followed her from the Sept with quiet dignity. And when she returned, her head held high, her cheeks a little warmer, she looked not like a woman humiliated—but like a queen who had simply walked through fire untouched.
“Untouched,” the maester said aloud to the gathered court.
Joffrey raised a brow, unimpressed. “Well then,” he said with a sneer, “go and make it true.”
They left to jeers. Laughter. Betting whispers from the back of the hall.
But none of it mattered once the doors closed behind them.
The room was heavy with candlelight, thick with the scent of fresh linens and rosewater, though neither masked the storm rising in Sandor’s chest. The door clicked shut behind them, muffling the last whispers of the court like a stone dropped into deep water. At last, they were alone.
He didn’t look at her
Not at first.
His boots thudded against the floor as he paced once, twice. Then, with a growl barely audible, he began unbuckling the leather strap across his shoulder, the motion sharp and practiced. He didn’t savor it. He wasn’t unwrapping a gift — he was bracing for the blow. The pity. The disgust.
He didn’t want her to see.
When he finally turned, she had already shed her veil, fingers toying gently with the combs in her hair, letting them fall one by one onto the low table. Sea-colored silk clung to her body like a second skin, the long bell sleeves dragging as she stepped out of her slippers and walked toward him without hesitation.
He avoided her gaze, hands moving too quickly now — to the belt at his waist, the buckle of his trousers. Get it done, he told himself. Get it done before she changed her mind.
“Stop.” Her voice was stern.
Sharp as the edge of a broken shell.
He froze, his fingers stiff above the leather. Slowly, his eyes flicked to hers — searching for mockery. For hesitation. For that look they all wore eventually: one glance at his face and the soft recoil, the twitch of revulsion, even when they tried to hide it.
But it wasn’t there.
Only stillness. Power. Patience.
And when she took a step forward, he took one back, his lips parted like he’d just taken a blow to the stomach. “I knew it,” he muttered hoarsely, the words slipping out of him before he could stop them. “Thought maybe you—maybe you looked at me like I wasn’t—” He didn’t finish. He didn’t need to.
She chuckled.Softly. Slowly. Like it had bloomed in her throat and poured through the room like warm wine.
“My Hound,” she said, her voice no longer sharp, but velvet-wrapped and thick with promise. She stepped closer again, her bare feet silent against the stone. “Please. Be gentle. Be slow.” Her hands slid up his arms, her palms steadying him. “I want to feel every bit of you.”
Something in him unraveled then.
Something tight and wound and aching that had never loosened, not once in all his years.
She kissed him slowly, her lips brushing his like she’d waited her whole life to know his mouth. His first instinct was to take it — to devour — to grab her hips and shove her down, take her from behind like he was used to, like it was easier not to see. His fingers dug into her waist before she pulled back, whispering a quiet “No.”
She climbed into his lap, straddling him with gentle precision. Her thighs spread over his, her skirts pooling at their hips. She cupped his scarred face between her hands and guided his mouth back to hers. The kiss deepened — not rough, not wild, but aching and tender and full of every unsaid thing that had built since the moment they met.
He tried to speak, but it came out coarse, needy, unfiltered. “Fuck… you feel so warm.”
Her smile curled into his mouth.
“Tell me,” she whispered against his lips, “tell me what you want.”
“To give you my seed,” he rasped, breath ragged, “a son, if you allow me.”
“Yes,” she whispered, rolling her hips against him with sinful grace. “Yes, my love. Give me your heir.”
He groaned, head dropping into the crook of her neck, pressing kisses into her skin as she guided him in, inch by slow inch. Her breath caught, but she didn’t flinch. Instead, she cupped the back of his neck, holding him there, whispering praise as his hands trembled on her hips.
“You’re inside me,” she murmured, voice thick and heavy, “so deep, gods, I feel you in my bones. That’s it. My good, strong husband…”
And he lost himself.
He moved with desire now, each thrust slow, drawn out, his forehead pressed to hers as she rode him to completion. When she felt him start to shake, she kissed him harder.
“I love you,” he whispered hoarsely, the words rasping up from some deep, unused place inside him.
She pressed her lips to his ear. “I love you too.”
He held her until the candle guttered out, until sleep dragged him down with her body curled against his chest and his arms locked tightly around her waist, like he feared she might vanish come morning.
The next day, the air inside the Red Keep hung thick with anticipation. Court was assembled early, robes gathered, wine poured, mouths whispering.
Joffrey lounged lazily in his chair, one leg thrown over the arm, smirking. “Well? Was the dog house-trained?”
A lone voice cleared his throat. One of Sandor’s sworn men — red-faced, eyes darting to the floor. He bowed low.
“It was… consummated, Your Grace.”
Joffrey scoffed. “He probably mounted her like a stray. Gods, I pity the girl—”
“She was on top,” the guard mumbled quickly.
The room went still.
He swallowed thickly. “She said—uh… she said, ‘My Hound, please… be gentle and slow. I want to feel every bit of you.’”
Silence.
Then a loud, cracking laugh from Tyrion, who nearly choked on his wine.
Sansa turned sharply, her cheeks burning, though the corner of her mouth twitched ever so slightly.
Even Cersei narrowed her eyes, lips pressed tight, as if trying to decide whether the embarrassment or the scandal was greater.
Joffrey slammed his palm down against the arm of the throne, face twisted in rage. “Summon her!” he shouted. “I want her brought to me. Now.
The Red Keep’s throne room was cold in the morning light. Not cold in temperature—though the stone still held the chill from the night—but in presence. It was the way the light filtered down like judgment, the way the Iron Throne sat jagged and too high, the way silence clung to the walls like it was listening.
The doors creaked open.
She walked in alone.
No guards. No fear. Just the sound of soft silk brushing the floor, her sea-green skirts gliding like mist over stone, bell sleeves floating at her wrists. Her hands were clasped before her, posture straight, unshaken. Her silver hairpins caught the light as she bowed her head, not too low, not too long—just enough to be respectful, not submissive.
Joffrey looked at her like one might a puzzle that refused to be solved.
She was far too calm.
Far too lovely.
Far too untouched by the cruelty he had come to expect from the world he bent beneath him.
“You,” he said, voice sharp and uncertain. “You can’t possibly mean it.”
Her head tilted slightly, smile warm, unbothered. “Mean what, Your Grace?”
“That you’d lie with him. With a dog.” His voice rose. “You expect me to believe a lady of your name and standing would lower herself to that?”
She offered him a gentle shrug, silk whispering as she moved. “Do you take me for some fool?”
He snapped upright in his throne, jaw clenched. “Yes! I—”
“I take you for a king,” she said, cutting in with soft authority. “Whether you are a fool or not… is up to you.”
The throne room froze.
Even the guards glanced at each other, uncertain if they should breathe.
Sandor had been standing stiff and silent beside the dais—let out a short, amused breath. A low rasp of a laugh he didn’t bother to hide.
Joffrey’s face twisted. He rose, nearly knocking his goblet from the arm of the throne. “You—”
But she didn’t flinch.
Instead, she turned to Sandor, her voice kind but sure, as if they were alone.
“I would like to take him home with me. To Driftmark. My home.” She turned back to Joffrey. “I will leave twenty guards behind. And gold, if that is your price.”
Joffrey scoffed, lips curling. “I don’t need your coin for that pity of a man.”
The words hung, suspended.
“So be it,” she replied. Calm. Clean. Final.
And they turned to leave.
Her chambers were already being packed when they returned.
Her maids worked in silence, folding fabrics, fastening trunks. The air was warmer here, filtered through gauzy curtains that fluttered against the stone window frames. She moved through it easily, barefoot, shedding the tension of the court like a cloak left behind.
The door to her chamber clicked gently shut behind them. A servant had lingered to bow, then gone without a word. Outside, the keep still moved like a stirred anthill — talk of the Velaryon bride, the dog-husband, the Driftmark exit. But in this room, time had slowed.
The warmth hit Sandor first — the difference. The air inside wasn’t the cold stone of the barracks or the reeking stalls of the city. No, this smelled of orange blossom and salt, of soft powder and faint perfume. The sea lingered on her belongings, like her homeland refused to let her go.
His boots sank into a thick woven rug, seafoam green, surely imported, and he felt out of place already. He lingered at the threshold like a soldier returning to a battlefield, stiff and unsure. Her back was to him, delicate fingers unfastening a silver clasp at her collar.
“My rooms at home are bigger,” she said softly, not looking back. “Higher ceilings. Open air. You can hear the gulls and smell the tide. And my windows… you could lean right out over the cliffs and let the wind wrap you like a shawl.”
Her voice was wistful. Not bragging. Just remembering. He watched the gentle rise and fall of her shoulders beneath the silk of her gown. Sea-green, again — the color suited her. Or perhaps she suited it. She belonged to it.
She wasn’t made for stone walls and whispers.
She turned slowly.
The dress had loosened at the collar. Her hair had fallen a little, tendrils slipping over her collarbone. Her eyes searched his face—those bruised, stormy eyes, too clever for their own good.
“You’re quiet,” she said softly, stepping toward him. “Did Joffrey’s venom sink that deep?”
“No.” The word was low. Hard. “It ain’t him.”
Her brow furrowed, head tilting just slightly.
Sandor’s hands moved toward his pocket without thinking. His fingers fumbled against the worn leather pouch at his belt, callused fingertips scraping the seam. It felt heavier than usual. Wrong in his hands. Like it wasn’t meant for this.
Still, he pulled it open. The sound was loud in the silence — the coins inside shifting like bone dice.
Her eyes dropped to it.
“I should… pay you.” The words scratched at his throat like gravel. His eyes burned. He didn’t look at her. “For pretending. For being kind. For making me feel like—like…”
His voice cracked, the rest lost to the air.
“I thought I could walk away,” he muttered, jaw tightening, “but… fuck, I don’t want to.” She watched him. His face was turned half away, his mouth a grim slash of regret. But his hands were trembling, white-knuckled around the coin pouch.
Her chest ached.
She crossed the space between them in silence. Each footstep was soft — not because she was afraid, but because she was deliberate. She moved like water: graceful, slow, unable to be stopped.
Her hand touched his, gently, just enough to still his fingers.
“Sandor,” she whispered.
He glanced down at her, face unreadable — except for his eyes. His eyes were wide, helpless.
She took the pouch from him and set it on the low table beside them without breaking his gaze.
“You can still be sworn to my father,” she said softly. “Still serve my family, if that’s what you want. No shame in that.”
He exhaled hard through his nose. His shoulders curled inward, as if bracing for the goodbye.
“But you’re still my husband,” she said, her voice velvet-wrapped steel. “You still hold that title. And if you want it, my lord—” she reached up, cupping his scarred cheek with one warm, steady hand “—you may keep it.”
His breath caught. His hand twitched at his side. “Don’t mock me,” he muttered hoarsely
She stepped closer. Pressed her body against his.
“Your brute charm…” she smiled, voice like silk against his throat, “…has worked on me.”
He made a broken sound—half breath, half laugh—and then she felt his arms come around her, not forcefully, not desperate, but like the closing of a door against the cold. His head lowered into her shoulder, resting there a moment as if he didn’t quite believe she was real.
Her hand moved through his thick, dark hair. “You’re mine,” she whispered.
He pulled back slightly, just enough to meet her eyes.
Summary: You’re the new girl at the brothel recently opened on the Street of Silk. Still getting used to the ways of the house, you’re not quick to hide like the others, and it falls to you to take care to that dreadful man everyone avoids. A serious and quiet client, ill-tempered despite having just won the Hand’s tourney.
Word count: 4000
Notes: 🔞 MDNI. Sandor Clegane x whore!f!reader; typical period sexism; rough s3x; sweet at times if you squint; Sandor is quite reserved; and dry; and quiet; read only if you wanna get f4ck3d by this dog. Img url.
This fic responds to this idea, first intended to be a multichapter story in which they fall in love :D. Depending on the reception and my scarce free time it might get done :P
Warning: English is not my first language so I apologize for any mistakes I might make. <3
Set at the end of the Street of Silk, not far from houses of greater renown, the brothel was the perfect place for those who sought discretion yet would spare no expense in the pursuit of pleasure. It had not been long established, yet the array of women, beautiful and compliant, left it with little to envy in the offerings of older brothels.
You had been the latest acquisition, three moon-turns past. Laden with the debts of your late father, with an elder brother you had heard little of to see them paid, you were fair enough, young enough, and willing enough to serve as passing sport for any man with coin in his purse. It had been years since you’d lost your maidenhood, taken by your uncle’s squire in a struggle that ended with you bent beneath the bridge that spanned the road to your father’s house. Too fair to resist, he had said when it was done. The coupling had been painful, yet it taught you the cruel truths of the world, and hardened you for what was to come.
The men who came to claim your father’s debt were fearsome, swift to impatience. So you had taken to the streets, earning your bread and honing the arts of love and pleasure to fetch a higher price. But the streets were perilous, and when that woman of the Street of Silk found you and offered a place in her brothel, you had not hesitated. It would allow you to keep paying down the debt without risking your life in the alleyways, albeit slowly, for the mistress claimed the lion’s share. For you? Only crumbs, though sweetened with the promise of her protection.
The mistress ran her business impeccably. The house’s patronage followed a pattern that allowed her to arrange the rooms, be they private chambers or shared spaces veiled in fine silks. In the same way, it allowed her to rotate the girls and set her prices according to the night’s demand.
The first to come were most often sailors, soldiers, and men who had set coin aside for the chance to spend a night between the many treasures the brothel had to offer. For such clients, the beer and wine poured was of middling quality, yet they might choose whichever girl they fancied, so long as she was not one of the mistress’s protected doves. Later would come the lesser lords, the sons of middling houses, or newly made knights, who might be served finer wines. These would often take more than one girl to make up for their pride, so long as the price could be met.
Last of all, in the deep hours of the night, perhaps for the discretion that darkness bestowed, came knights of high rank, men burdened by vows of chastity, and even lords of great houses, these last resting until the break of dawn to spare themselves the wrath of their wives. For such as these, the finest Dornish brandies were poured, fruits brought from the Summer Islands laid out upon silver trays, and the most pleasurable and beautiful women were offered as yet another exotic delicacy.
With such clientele, the takings were more than enough for the mistress to keep recruiting fresh blossoms of beauty, as well as to hang tapestries that lent the house an air of refinement. As a certain brothel keeper from a nearby establishment was fond of saying, “Whores make better investments than ships. They seldom sink, even when boarded by pirates.”
That night was already well advanced. The first tide of sailors had already arrived, loud and in number, and many of the rooms and girls were already engaged. It was one of those nights when Madame seemed well pleased with both the attendance and the profitability of her business.
You had not yet been assigned a client and were enjoying, along with six other women, some chatting and giggling that drowned out the melody of a half-drunk lute player. Your half opened gauze gown bared your breasts as you leaned forward while another woman lined your eyes with kohl. She was young, with a sweet voice and an eastern accent, and had taken you in as both friend and confidante to help you learn the house’s rules. Bless her for it, though you still lacked the cunning of the others.
As the front door bell announced the arrival of new clients, some girls hurried to spy on the men who entered. The mistress had told them a thousand times not to be nosy and to wait for her to make the assignments, but the women always allowed themselves this little mischief. Since your friend was still giving small touches to your eyes, neither of you noticed that the other girls had vanished, until seconds later you saw them rush back into the main hall, breasts bouncing beneath their gowns as they tried to hide behind curtains.
“It’s just one, but he’s hideous!” one of them cried. “Tall as a tower and frightening…”
“He’s a monster! I pity the poor girl who has to take care of him!” whispered another.
Your friend stood immediately and gripped your wrist to help you hide, but you were not fast enough. Madame entered the common room, brow furrowed at the sight of the women scattering, already taking note of the reprimands she would deliver later. Then her gaze settled on your retreating back and hardened further.
“You,” she said dryly and you froze mid-escape. “Upstairs. The room with the big bed. And see that the lock holds this time. He wants privacy.”
Though the rooms were usually prepared in advance, Madame always kept the clients lingering a few minutes to give the girls time to settle in. A pitcher of wine -which you suspected was among the watered down ones- had already been brought up by one of the apprentices. You blew away whatever dust might have gathered on the cup that accompanied it, set a small cushion to shield the rather battered wall from an ebony headboard as large as the bed it framed, and were lighting a stick of incense when your friend arrived to help you.
“Have you seen him?” you followed her with your eyes.
“…yes,” she avoided your gaze as she fluffed a pillow.
“... and?”
She didn’t answer.
“Is he that horrible?”
The woman crouched by one of the bed’s legs to check its sturdiness.
“Well,” she said, “he is… tall, indeed. And drunk…” She knew all your expressions well, and moved swiftly to reassure you. “I heard he just won the Hand’s tourney."
You sank onto the mattress. A knight. The victor of festivities you never have even heard off. Were you meant to feel honored to lie with him? You laughed in bitterness and covered your face with both hands.
“Listen…” the woman sat beside you and pulled your hands away from your eyes, holding them for a moment as she looked at you with a small smile. “The mistress has made him pay twice for the inconveniences.”
“What? What inconveniences?”
She pinched your cheeks to bring some color to them, pondering something for a moment. But whatever she’d been about to say, she decided to spare you.
“You’ll manage. You’ve handled worse men,” she lied.
As you opened your mouth again to voice your doubts, you heard Madame’s voice as she climbed the stairs.
“I picked one who won’t flinch. Steady hands and a soft tongue. Both ready for a man who knows what he wants...”
“Scream if he gets too rough,” your friend cupped your face and waited for your nod before slipping quickly out of the room.
Madame always instructed the girls to receive clients with enough light for them to see what they were paying for, so you busied yourself with a set of candles bright enough to illuminate half of Westeros. When the door opened, you didn’t see the man duck his head as he entered, but the wood that always groaned under a big pair of boots nearly splintered.
“Welcome, sir,” you said, wick in hand and without turning to him.
A metallic clang that you guessed was his armor against the door preceded a slurred, “bugger me…”
Your friend had been right: he was drunk. What she hadn’t told you was that his mood was even worse than his balance.
“Congratulations on winning the tournament, sir.” You forced yourself to speak, with a politeness so rehearsed that you might have been taken for a lady.
“Spare me your niceties, woman,” was his dry reply.
You didn’t often see the cream of society, but the sheer rudeness of this man made you snort. “Yes, sir.”
He grunted, showing no care to conceal his annoyance, then poured himself a glass of wine as he muttered, “too many cursed candles. Leave but one.”
You didn’t like being nearly blind with a man you hadn’t even glimpsed yet, but the client commanded, and as the mistress had warned, he wanted privacy. When only a single flame remained burning, you prepared to turn around.
“No. Keep your back to me.”
Your brow furrowed.
“Very good, sir.”
There was something about the man every time you gave him that title. You could almost feel him bristle and you didn't understand why.
“Take off your gown.”
His voice made your skin crawl. You obeyed, feeling his gaze sink in your shoulders like sharp teeth as you shed the gauzy fabric. Beneath it, you wore only sheer stockings that reached mid-thigh. No corset or smallclothes to cover your feminine parts. Believing that he demanded full compliance, you bent down to remove them.
“Leave them,” he rasped, and you released the ties at once. He wasn’t the first man you’d encountered with… peculiar tastes.
Behind you, you heard the man shedding his metal shell. He grunted when some piece resisted. You had seen knights disarm themselves many times, and they usually needed help with certain pieces, but you wouldn’t offer unless asked. He didn’t. From the time he was taking, he must be fully armored, yet it wouldn’t be a problem; the room had space enough for two, sometimes three men, to leave their belongings.
You didn’t hear him approach. Large fingers as thick as tanned leather landed on your hips, kneading your flesh upward until they groped your bare breasts. Your client panted as he pawed the most tender parts of your body, and you indulged him when those hands that could strangle a bear guided you toward the bed, one broad palm pressing between your shoulders until yours met the mattress.
“Up. On hands and knees,” his breath was thick and fruity with the scent of wine.
You climbed onto the bed, and immediately noticed him fumbling with what remained of his garments. One hand clamped onto your hips again as he guided your ass backward toward him. You bowed your head, and caught a glimpse of the only thing you could: the bulk of his frontal thighs behind you, strong and covered in hair, adjusting clumsily to your smaller height. Several curses later, he growled and shoved a pair of cushions beneath your knees so you were lifted as he wanted. It was rude and forceful, and you swallowed the urge to turn around and slap him.
With one rough hand still at your hip, his other spread your ass cheeks, prying your southern lips open in an impatient and far from gentle check. A heartbeat later, it was gone, and you could easily imagine where. What pressed against your womanhood next was daunting in both hardness and size, like the rounded head of some great drawbar from the gates of King’s Landing, if iron could pulse with the warmth of living flesh.
He pushed forward, blunt and graceless, trying to force his way through sheer stubbornness alone. Though he was right about the path and the place, you could tell he was not used to such closeness. His attempts were ill-aimed, shifting from one angle to the next as though brute insistence might win what precision could not. For all his effort, he scarcely managed to breach you more than the width of a fingertip.
“Stay still or I’ll make you,” he grumbled.
“I haven’t moved an inch,” you said in your defense. It was true.
The man growled with frustration behind you. What had he expected? He was built like a warhorse, and you’d been given no time to prepare. His manhood would break you, you were sure of that. You could feel your body tense and recoil instinctively, denying him like an inexperienced maiden. He pressed again, harsher this time, and his fingers clawed at your hips as he angled your ass up and back towards his center. Then with one last forceful shove that drove the air from your lungs, your body finally yielded. The sudden bite of pain drew a pained groan from you.
He stilled.
You closed your eyes, bracing for the reprimand you knew as coming. Another client might have lost patience, demanding the obedience he had paid a high price for, yet to your astonishment, he said nothing. He just pressed the heel of his hand to your groin, just over the artery where your blood was racing, and sighed.
“Calm down, girl. I won't hurt you,” he said, voice hoarse but warmer now.
You could barely breathe. You should have run faster to hide in the hall. You wished your last client had been at least a third as large as this one. That way you would have been properly stretched. But neither the young man who came with his father to lose his virginity before his wedding, nor the father himself as he, in his words, reminded you how a man fucks, were even half as thick as this one.
"Breathe… and stop shaking."
Were you trembling? You were so frightened you hadn’t even noticed, so focused on grounding yourself on the pillow beneath you. You felt his other hand move to your inner thigh, brushing it in soft pats through the stockings. It was gentle, in truth, though to you it felt more like he was petting a skittish mare.
You allowed yourself an abundant intake of air. Your flanks inflated and deflated with it while his legs remained firm behind you, like two columns holding the weight of a looming fortress you were not allowed to see. Aside from the small pats of his hand, his body remained completely still. You silently thanked him for that. From the next room came a rhythmic pounding against a wall, and then moans from a couple clearly enjoying their time more than you. The filthy sounds made your client’s cock twitch and you hissed, though in truth it served as good practice to help you adjust to his body.
He shifted his hand so that it was now his thumb that checked your pulse. “Come now,” his wine soured breathing hit behind you, his hardness throbbing in agony and less patient than his master.
You swallowed, and wanting to give yourself a little more time, lifted your head and looked to your side with no particular purpose, toward a window which offered only darkness. There you found his reflection, blurred yet clear enough to let you see he was truly a sturdy and towering man, with long hair that seemed more abundant on one side, and hungered eyes that did not tear away from your ass. His image should have terrified you, yet there was something vulnerable in him that drew you close to what you would have called empathy.
When his manhood complained again, straining to release even a little of its aching tension, your pulse no longer pounded in your throat. The man seemed to sense it too, for his thumb left your groin as he breathed, “that’s it,” behind you.
His movements were slow at first. Not for your sake, but to give himself time to adjust to the overwhelming pleasure your warmth granted him. No man wanted to blow his load too soon, least of all when the whore had been so expensive. You had never felt so stuffed. Even though he gave you time, the drag of his massive cock as it sheathed and unsheathed stretched the skin around your lower lips, tightening you as no man ever had before.
His hands found a hard grip on your hips. Your breaths turned heavy and uneven, his from the effort of driving into you, yours from the strain of taking him. You glanced at his reflection again. His broad shoulders were taut, his head tipped back slightly. You could not see his face, but the way he fought down his moans told you his jaw was locked tight.
His stones, girthy and heavy, bounced rhythmically against your slit, making the honey pour from it more abundantly. You remembered that time you witnessed the neighbor’s bull mounting your uncle’s cow. It was savage. He wasn’t purebred, and when your uncle tried to tie him, he almost destroyed the stable. You were just a little girl and your mother quickly covered your eyes, but those dark sacks, swaying and overflowing with seed, were etched into your memory forever. Now you were that poor cow, you thought, and it almost made you laugh.
His pace quickened. The slapping sweetly reached that spot which made women go wild and which so few men ever bothered to explore. Not everything in your duty as a whore had to be suffering and pain, so you indulged yourself in a little pleasure. Trying to be as discreet as you could, you greedily lifted your hips to him. He noticed, both hands clamped to your waist as he muttered a curse, then with a lumbering grunt, he pressed you harder against him. He was not a talkative man amd that was for the best. You could not stand those who leaned over you and whispered stale-breath nonsense. Promises of getting you out of there and of giving you a decent life. Some even told you they loved you, smiling crookedly as they helped you bob your head between their legs.
His hips met your ass harder as he drove deeper inside you. You could feel him everywhere, in your cunt, opening his way through your stomach, you could almost feel his headcock, big as a fist slamming against your windpipe. One rough hand ran up quickly to your breasts, grabbing one in a rough handful. Your perky nipple was caught between two thick fingers that squeezed it almost by accident. You moaned.
“Stop that,” he said in a broken snarl. “No mummer’s farce. W-we both know you’re not enjoying this.”
You bit your tongue. For a moment, you thought of telling him you were not pretending, but you refused to feed his ego. You dropped your head and nodded instead, not certain if he saw you or not. Though loving sounds had been coming from the next room without pause, it was yours that drove him wild. His response was to pound into you with all he had. He fucked you as if he hated you; as if he hated the damned place. And above all, he fucked you as if he hated himself. You wondered what had happened to him in the tourney, or in his life, but the rage, the pain as he thrusted his cock as deep as he could made your heart ache more than your cunt.
Stiffing your own sounds was difficult, yet you managed as decently as you could considering the immense stimulation the man provided. What you could not stop was your insides from fluttering around him, claiming his seed like the greedy little whore you were. It was as though your bodies understood one another better than you ever could through words. How contradictory, all the girls fleeing his company, looking at you with pity and worry and there you were, two tears welling up in your waterline as the bastard dragged you to the very edge of pleasure.
Your fists gripped the mattress to brace against his more vigorous thrusts. His hand roamed round your body, furiously, halting between your shoulders and shoving you down the mattress while he kept your ass up. He wanted submission. With another man you would have resisted, despite the direct instructions of your employer, and you even tried, tensing your arms against his impressive strength.
“Down,” he commanded, pressing harder.
The way he said it licked down your back well enough that you shivered, and you obeyed, ass unwittingly slopping up to meet him. His hips rutted into you and your body answered again with a firm clench around his length. He groaned with lust. He was reaching that point where there was not turning back. The hand between your shoulderblades remained firm as steel. His other one stuffed itself into your stockings, tearing the delicate garment on its way down and dwarfing your thigh as he fisted the plush flesh.
“Ah~”
His legs jerked, taut abdomen contracting and rrelaxing as he panted hard. What came next was something you knew all too well. A pained, rough groan, followed by a thick warmth spilling inside you. His uneven, jagged nails dug into your thigh, scratching until they drew blood. The bastard did not stop until his balls felt light and empty.
He released his hold, no longer keeping you pressed against the mattress. Your breathing was as ragged as his; your brow slick with sweat. When at last you gathered yourself, you lifted your gaze ahead. The cushion he had set between the headboard and the wall had fallen. The paint was more flaked than before. Your client shifted behind you, likewise struggling to catch his breath as he pulled himself out. His absence almost drew a pathetic whine from you. He leaned forward, clumsy hands rolling down your ruined stockings and fingers pausing to acknowledge each mark on your skin. He clicked his tongue as though reprimanding himself.
“Took me well,” his voice was hoarse beyond anything you had ever known. The praise, blunt though it was, might have touched you had you not heard him stumble backward a moment later.
Having learned well the lesson of granting him privacy, you did not turn around while he armed himself again. It did not take long. He likely fastened only the pieces strictly necessary. Another sign of how little he wished to be there. For the first time, you thought the reason might be shame.
When the door opened, you sat upon the bed, hoping for at least a glimpse of the man who had nearly split you in two. You caught only the lower third of an immense longsword disappearing through the doorway.
Your friend did not take long to come in. Rushing to attend to you with a set of clean clothes in one hand and a tray bearing a teapot in the other. She set it upon the bedside table, and knelt before you.
“Are you hurt?” she held your chin and tilted your head from side to side, inspecting your cheeks, your neck, and moving down to study your breasts and sides.
You shook your head, still dazed. She sighed in relief, then spread your legs to continue her assessment, and frowned when she reached your thighs.
“Drink” she gestured toward the teapot.
You swallowed the honeyed infusion while she cleaned the mess between your legs, a task that took her a little longer than usual. When you set the empty glass on the small table, she rose on her feet and refilled it to the brim.
“He is a big man, love,” she said as you looked at her with one eyebrow arched.
You forced yourself to drink it when Madame appeared at the door, radiant and pleased with herself, just like after a profitable venture had been concluded. She did not bother to enter, but watched you from outside with a satisfied smile.
“Well done, girl,” you heard her while your friend placed a third glass into your hands. “He will come back.”
After winning the Hand's Tourney, Sandor gets back to his chambers stupidly drunk and horny. You, his maid, have to turn into his babysitter for the night.
Pairing: Sandor Clegane x Fem!Reader
Tags: mentions of violence and blood, no use of y/n
Word count: 1.5k
A/N: first time writing from sandors pov omg / not tagging anyone cuz it is really just a drabble, just thought itd be fun to write and maybe yall'd like to read it
Every once in a while, the gods smiled upon the miserable, doomed souls. Just to remind people of how little they had, and how cruel the cunts could be. Today was one of these days, a day where Sandor had it all: as much wine as he could drink, all the food he could eat, a big fat bag of gold.
The best part? He got it all by fighting his brother. And winning. Technically.
The feast and the wine and the food were meant for the king to celebrate a tournament made for nothing other than spilling blood just for the sake of it, but if king Robert raised his goblet and cheered for him, than everybody else joined, even if they were all holding their breath over Sandor and Gregor’s fight. Or The Hound and The Mountain’s fight, and all the history behind it. Sandor knew the whispers and the twisted stories people liked to tell.
None of it mattered now that he was so drunk he barely stood up on his own feet. Sandor had stayed on the feast just long enough for people to stop coming to congratulate him, just long enough for the king to get drunk enough to forget about him, which was conveniently long enough for him to get drunk himself. Pushing the servant boy aside, Sandor got a wineskin full of the good wine they were serving and exited the room. He half remembered someone putting a flower crown on him, or trying to. Were he in his right mind, he would’ve growled at them, but his head was so drowned in alcohol he just slapped the crown away. He might have stumbled on a wall or two before pushing open the door to his chambers, only to find you, a maid, inside it.
You were the same one from every other day, the one who swept his floor and cleaned the hearth. The one with the tight apron and the tits he wanted to suck on. Again.
Sandor closed the door by leaning on it, then took yet another large sip of wine. His body felt too light for his many pounds, and he lacked all the discipline a warrior ought to have. To hell with it, he had just faced his brother, and won. Technically.
“You’re early.”you said, not even turning to see him. You recognized his heavy steps. “Was the feast not to your liking?”
He grunted, letting his weight down on a chair. “Fucking feast…” He muttered, not even himself understanding half the words leaving his mouth or why he was saying them. The sound of the gold bag being put on the table did not startle you who kept on changing his bedsheets, bending down, your ass drawing all of his attention.
“What?” You smoothed the sheets with your hands, then turned around to face him, your eyes getting every detail of it: his dirty armor, the bag of gold, his heavy eyelids, the petals clinging to his neck. “You won? I thought you were not even fighting today.”
“I’m a rich fucker now.” He sighed, sounding almost sober, almost resentful of his own words. No matter how many gold dragons he had, it was implicitly clear that coin, when possessed by people like him, was only meant for spending with whores, ale, maybe a good piece of fabric or shoes. His money did not mean much.
“Yeah? And what are you doing with it?” You went on cleaning, too used to him. It was no news to see the Hound drunk or covered in someone else’s blood. “You could buy anything. Maybe hire another maid? This here is too much work for a woman alone.”
“I’ll buy you a gag… noisy wench.” He rested his head on his hand, enjoying the silence and the darkness when he closed his heavy eyelids, then he turned his head just a bit, opened his good eye, looked you up and down as you went on cleaning.
You chuckled, as if the Hound was telling you a joke. You knew the noises of the tourney and the feast were probably still ringing in his ears, so you let that pass. “You scowl harder when you’re drunk.” With a wet rag, you started cleaning the crumbs and dust out of the table, forcing Sandor to sit up straight to stay out of the way.
“So, who did you fight?”
“My big brotha’.” Sandor scratched his beard, took another sip of wine, another look at your ass, then scratched his balls over his pants, which was not near enough. “He was going to kill the Tyrell boy.”
“So you played the hero, mn?” You stopped, a hand on your hip, leaning against the table. “You’re a real knight, Clegane.” He narrowed his eyes at the small smile you dared give him, the simple allusion of him being a knight making him disgusted enough to be repulsed by his dirty armor.
“Piss off, woman.” He cussed you out as he started fumbling with the straps of his chestplate, paying no attention to what he was doing because his eyes were still on your mouth. Then on your figure, your hips, your tits again. “You should giv’ me yer favor.”
“Favors are for knights… from ladies. And it should happen before the tourney, should it not?” You left the wet cloth over the table to come help Sandor with his steel. He just let you, shoulders slumped.
Another sip of wine, another droop of his eyelids, another look at your hips, another throb of his cock, another grumble, another cuss, though he was not sure if he was grumbling and cussing out loud or on his mind.
“(...) shouldn’t have changed the sheets until you've had a bath first.” You sighed, one strap untied, a few left to go. “You’ll have to get up.” He did. You tell a dog to sit, he’ll sit. And he’ll wait for a treat, which in this case meant his hands went straight to your hips. He saw you looking up at him, smirked, squeezed your hips, brought you closer, so closer you could barely reach the straps of his armor.
“What would you want as a token or favor, anyway? You should ask from ladies who have stuff to give away.”
That seemed to get him out of his drunken bliss.
“I’d get your apron.” He steadied himself, his grip turning a bit rougher. You laughed, pushed him back a bit, getting some room. Sandor pulled you right back in. He wanted to hump your leg like a dog, lick you all over like a dog, sleep for fifteen hours like a dog, fuck you like a dog. “Tie you with it. Gag you with it.”
“You’re drunk out of your mind, Clegane.” You pulled away, hung a piece of his armor, came back to pull out his gauntlets. “So drunk you would probably pass out and crush me to death.”
He grumbled about not being drunk, and even though he did not remember closing his eyes, when they opened, he was sitting on his bed and you were kneeling in front of him. Your apron was still on, but his boots were coming off. He reached for your face, held your chin, pressed his thumb over your lips. He really just wanted his balls as empty as his mind was.
Eyes closed again. Just for a second. This time, he remained conscious as he said “Won’t crush you. I’ll fuck you against the wall.”
“You can barely stand up.” But he did, just to prove you wrong. “Well, you still stink.” You mirrored him, helping him out of his sweat-smelling shirt. “And you’re such a bad flirt.”
Sandor really needed some sleep. He wanted a warm bath first, and another sip of his wine, and the feel of you on top of him, and every time you worked another button of his shirt, he imagined your hands around his cock. Gods, he wanted to fuck you.
“‘M not flirting.” He only registered what he was saying seconds after he already did. But the moment he got a handful of your ass, he felt it then and there. He felt himself lean in, closer, he felt your smell, he felt your lips on his, he felt you pulling back and he cursed. Maybe out loud, maybe in his head again.
“Sit down, Clegane.” He obeyed, hoping to get a treat this time. Eyes closed, open again, and you were having a sip of his wine. “Lay down. Close your eyes.” He did, grumbling about wanting to smell your cunt on his beard.
Sandor let out a big, deep sigh. When he felt you kiss him, he lifted his hand to pull you closer. Or maybe he just thought of it, imagined it. Or dreamed of it. When he woke up the next day, his room was clean, his armor hung on a corner, bag of gold safely tucked away on his chest, shirt hanging on the chair, boots by the bed… Everything in place, and you were not there.
Charlie is the only child of Gillian Owens and the only boy born to the Owen’s family in two generations.
A witch from a long line of powerful witches destined to fall in love, to be in pain, to rise above it.
He falls in love with Renée one summer she comes to the island on vacation and flees transfers to Forks not a week after they met for the next year.
He stays with a friend of friend of friends coven member and builds up a life in a small town not steeped in his own ancestors romantic troubles.
Charlie’s happy, in love, young, deeply scared to be a father something’s he’s never truly known but eager to marry Renée even if he can see the wistful glint in her eye.
(A glint he saw in his Ma when she stayed in town for the few weeks she would to remind him of who actually gave birth to him)
He takes Renée’s last name one final slash to an already dead animal.
As time went on life wore him down until he couldn’t even remember the boy witch he was. Couldn’t remember a time he wasn’t a Swan.
a baby (a girl with his eyes and her mothers nose) so soon after they graduated but he picked up more shifts, took some classes and eventually landed as a junior deputy
Then they started fighting and-
The Owens woman lifted the curse Aunt Sally and Ma freed themselves and every Owens from Maria the very first Owens to the newest generation, Isabella but at the time he first heard this story was himself
If it wasn’t the curse then it must’ve been him
“I’m so sorry, birdy.” Great Auntie Jets voice is softer than the snow falling outside his window of his hollow house. Calling them was really just cursory, he knows they probably knew before him knew when Renée looked up lawyers.
Still he cries into the receiver as his favorite aunt whispers reassurances he clings to
After everything he sorta forgot his magic
Honest Charlie doubts he even deserves it anymore he chose not to use it way back when and now he couldn’t light a candle much less a matchstick now.
It takes a few years after the divorce before he feels himself again not anything close to Charlie Owens he doubts he’ll ever feel that young again but Bella visiting helps him resettle himself back into the skin of Charlie Swan
He starts going back home on yules eve and all hallows went back random weekends and had lunches with his cousins met their kids walked around a town that still couldn’t look him in the eye
but a handful of months isn’t the same as living in a house steeped in the magic of all your ancestors, of waking up in the middle of the night to practice your craft
He missed parts of his magic and a grieving part of him whispers nasty thoughts about if Renée would’ve left if he could cast but Charlie was on his way to being happy
And visiting his Ma was just a reminder of how happy he was to move.
With his life and his little sheriff job in a town still by the seas (because Charlie could never run too far from the waves) making friends and getting to know the locals.
In a town where the deaths of men he knows he loves but will never meet haunt his every step.
Where he doesn’t feel an instinctive need to lower his eyes when walking in town for centuries of fear and hatred could not be erased even with the new curse free Owens family.
And there’s nothing more magical than that.
Except the new family that moved into town.
He felt it in the middle of the night. Not as violent as he would’ve asa teen but
But he still awoke something had shifted in his town
Something had changed not for the better but not wholly for the worst.
The ward stones he threw at the borders of Forks when he first moved back when he could still hear the winds whisper and fire crackled in his palm.
They buzz softly in his skin calmed down from the jolt that woke him up but still present.
Insistent.
Charlie grumbles now too awake to do anything but deal with whatever problem the newcomers will bring
He crawls out of bed pushing old take out containers and empty beer cans as he does
His head jolts back with the force of the vision and his body goes taut he rises to his top toes from his own buried magic
He sees
he sees
he sees
a family a group a coven
Dangerous despondent arrogant
Not alive not dead
Porcelain skin pure and untouched by life, hard as diamonds
Venom acid changing life destroying
And last fangs not bared but seen subtly when they talk when they smile behind closed mouth smiles
Vampires.
Hes too old for this shit.
And he breathes, he blinks again and stutters. “Fuck.”
At least Charlie stumbles to the landline keen on talking to Great Aunt Fran for once.
She always had a thing for vampires
(I def wanna expand on this but idk if I will) if someone else wants to just send me the link so I can read it😚)
Has anyone shipped megamind and superman (david corenswet version) yet
Just thinking about the parallels between megamind being sent to earth to do good and thinking he was sent there to be evil, and superman being sent to earth to colonize but thinking he was sent there to be a superhero. Think of the dynamic!! The DYNAMIC people!!
“FUck baby are you wearing crotchless panties fro me" he mouths at your exposed hips, lifting your sweater to reveal your big stomach fingers gliding your lips Playing with the sticky frayed strands.
You chuckle "naw these are just my oldest pair"
Simon chuckles “let’s make that hole a bit bigger, luv.” He kisses his way down your big hip finger hooking into the hole above your pubic mound.
"you rip these panties I’ll leave you for John.”
You warn only half serious, John would love to get his hands on your thick hips but ever since you got that horrible rash from some hick back home years before you met Si, beards just lost their appeal.
“luv tha' eld tagetha by a string.”
“John would respect my choices.”
His groan his lost in your big stomach as he pushes his face into it.
“S’alright lUv.” you mock voice rockier than the gravel in your garden.
He lifts his head to snort his eyes crinkling
"Barely doin the' job mise well take em off" His thick fingers hook the once bright pink underwear and peel them off your skin
Simons large hands never pulling off your soft skin
You laugh bounces off the walls of your shared apartment Simon was always like this on leave
on his next deployment you got a next care package with a pack of pretty new underwear and a dispoasable camera
The cheerleaders who eye him from the corner of their eyes, the goths who stare unblinkingly and the jocks who puff out their chests when he lazily walks by
Boys, girls, that one kid who wears a collar and only answers to Spot.
Percy Jackson is fine.
…He’s also a domestic terrost
But like that doesn’t have anything to do with you
He’s funny with a dry wit that borders on thoughtlessly cruel like he’s used to rough play and pretty blue eyes that darken when some asshole catcalls his friends
You try so hard not to be too obvious but the blonde one definitely knows
Maybe the way you almost cried with relief finding out the gorgeous grey eyed blonde hair athletic girl wasn’t into him after sitting at the same table in the library after school
Annabeth you learn does not go here which checks out you only ever seen her between classes and at lunch or study periods
That makes sense
“We’ve been through a lot together.” She says answering a question you never asked.
You just let her borrow your library number one day when she took a book she couldn’t finish in an hour.
somehow that bought you a ticket to a dedicated library buddy while you wait for your sister and she waits for Percy to get out of swim practice
“Thats none of my buiness.” You rush to say
Annabeth smirks her head tilts, her ear touches her shoulder and for a moment you feel like mouse in a field
“Seaweed brain is an idiot. He never knows what’s going on. It could be right in front of him. Or in his own heart.”
You blink unable to break eye contact with the girl who has the color of storm clouds refusing to dig into what she said, refusing to hope
The library door bursts open Annabeth snaps forward her hand automatically reaches out place herself in front of you
You only sigh in relief your saved from responding
“Sorry Annie” Percy whines
And there he is
Running towards your lil circle table breathless in a crop top that shows off his lithe torso, abs flexing with every heaving breath
…and a few concerning scars that someone your age should not have
A smooth voice saying your name pulls you out of staring at his stomach like a Victorian maiden flush with the devils temptation
You hum and widen your eyes looking up to his face.
His eyebrows are scrunched and he continues whatever he was saying, seemingly apologizing to you and Annabeth
“I just got out of practice and Coach Bickers been a bit of a hardass since I ripped out a locker.”
You blink and hum again this time in disbelief.
He laughs and makes a don’t mention it gesture continuing on the one sided conversation that echoes in the empty library
Percy smiles bright with all his (sharp?) teeth and his body is facing you and looks over to Annabeth every now and then to drag her into the conversation
“Yeah Annie here wasn’t supposed to…”
You notice his smile is brighter here than when hes in shared classes or walking past you look to Annabeth expecting her to have an equally bright smile
She’s looking at you Annabeth nods almost smugly and packs up she snags your library
“Thanks for this.”
Her head tilts again. “Perce you should stay with her Mr.Chrion needs the floor plans for cabin 8.”
You swear the air around him glows with how his face brightens. “Of course.”
You stutter “Um yeah Yes I don’t see why, it’s not like my ride my sister isn’t here yet I don’t mind you don’t have to-.”
You take a deep breath keeping your head down you force out
“I have no problem with Percy sitting here. My sister is not here to pick me up yet and honestly she’ll be another hour. I don’t want you to feel like you have to though.”
Annabeth looks to him to respond
Percy Jackson huffs and tugs out a chair swinging it around so he can sit in it backwards “Id love to. I’ve wanted to hang out with you for a while now anyways.”
His forearm flex’s as he leans on it and looks up at you through black eyelashes.
You nod softly feeling the blood rush to your face and with nothing else to do turn back to your book
You say an automatic bye to Annabeth without looking up.
Percy waves almost falling out of his chair. His eyes shine when you giggle and he begins to talk to you about some girl named Clarisse who’s is also a counselor at his childhood summer camp.
Duncan is a small god of chivalry, travelers, horses, and protecter of woman and children (what else do you think would fit?????)
he has many small shrines and is adored by the smallfolk with many high lords not knowing who he is
he has many titles ser duncan the tall, the god who walks among us, the small folk god, the god of knights, the god of kindness, the tall god, the god of travelres
Lyonel was minding his lordly business getting blasted drunk at a feast celebrating one of his nephew knighthoods on that fateful day.
The day a god entered his keep. The day he fell in love.
His favorite sisters eldest. Or his least favorite brothers youngest son?
Either way a classic Baratheon feast was earned!
The stag king had much to drink and didn't truly know the answer when he was sober anyhow.
The dancing was well underway, and Lyonel had just finished a poetically bawdy rendition of Lady SeaBents' Three Knights so he sat down cursing the jolts and cracks that seemed to ring in his head like the towns bells.
At five and thirty the aches never seemed to ease like they did when he was a young buck.
He sat, lounging in his chair humming at some of cousins japes but not truly adding to any conversation happening around him as much a king as nay Storm Lord before him content to bask in the joys of his family and lands.
Playing with a toy of a knife his eyes bounced over the banquet hall now partly a ballroom. Seeing familiar faces of his family, seeing many new faces as well but seeing many that tug at his mind in faint remembrance.
Lyonel likes to tell himself that tug at his head is what has his eyes jolt back to the tall man. He looks familiar like a dear friend to ones father not blood but still important someone that held little true consequence but someone you could still never bear to disappoint.
There on the side of all the fervor still fully interested in the food not yet taken away the only one near the man(event the servants had unknowingly given the man a wide berth) was a bald boy glued to his side rattling on with the joy of a young boy in a new place.
The Laughing Storm had never seen this man before and yet his minds eye twitched all the same.
Tall it was the first thing that anyone would describe when speaking of the dirty stranger but Lyonel noticed the eery blue of his eyes a blue as clear as the sky on clear day, something any Stormlander was not used to seeing. With limp light auburn hair.
His jaw was thick and his nose straight down with a bump towards the beginning that seemed twisted in a way that sung of an unhealed injury more than parentage. A handsome face covered in dirt.
A man who seemed to glow beneath the dirt of the road and poverty.
Watching the man longer made it clear just exactly was going on.
Acting meek and small but there is no hiding what he is. No muck that could cover the golden ichor that flowed through the veins on the gods massive arms.
The Baratheons feast had been blessed by a god. Not a god they worshipped but a god nonetheless.
For a simple feast.
For a boys knighthood, one of his many nephews one they technically have every few months hell they had one last week for his nine year old niece successfully embroidering a three legged stag that looked similar to what a deer might look like if one was drunk and had their eyes closed.
The god trying to be small leaned against the table not really putting any weight on the thick cherry tabels trying to hunch into himself and disappear.
To pass by unnoticed and unworshipped.
A god not eating as much as pushing food into the now clearly his son(a demigod?) though Lyonel can see no resemblance between them, pale small hands.
That just would not do.
Lyonel nudges his sister Franis and nods over to feasting tables. She rolls her eyes but leans forward shamelessly looking her fill not long after her eyes widen and she looks over to Lyonel.
Never can one say his sister isnt clever. He nods shallowly and they speak without saying anything.
Her face turns white and she nudges Lenoard.
Eventually his immediate family at the table knows there is a special guest.
The mood has soured and the drinking is no longer merry. The air is contemplative and pensive.
Lyonel tires of this in seconds. Banging the table when he rises.
"Giant!" He yells over the music a few dancers miss steps though the minstrels never miss a beat. His sister hisses his name and his many cousins groan.
The god looks behind him and Lyonel bites his tongue to keep from laughing. He was clearly a tolerant one witht he way he interacts with the boy at his side but also with the way he moved out of the servants way and helped pick up the glass of a broken plate.
but even kind mortals didnt take too well to someone laughing at them.
The god looks back and Lyonel feels the floor waver beneath him, his breath hitches at the force of those blue eyes staring into his own.
Perhaps hes a sky god. Lyonel thinks a bit dizzy.
The boy puts on a stern face before turning back to yip and jump at the god pulling a soft smile that Lyonel drinks up.
A new song began to play one with a faster beat. With grace no mortal could obtain the god dodged dancers and revelers alike.
As he is pulled closer to them the god allows himself to be dragged by the babe up the stairs to the Lords High Table.
His sisters face is porcelain a gentile smile that does not betray the fingers digging into side.
The god is more breathtaking up close and Lyonel feels like crying. He wants to fall to his knees and pray, wants to devote himself to this nameless god.
The rest of the table had gone back to covnersation though meaningless and mostly just for the sake of looking like they werent listening in.
He feels a kinship to Durrandon that he hasnt felt since he was a starry eyed fawn, eager for the lies of love.
His hair is lighter up close and soft looking, not so much limp as it simply fell straight. The bump of his nose pointed to the right and oddly enough brought Lyonels attention to the smattering of freckles at the corner of his mouth. Skin a tan that emitted a faintly glow yellow glow giving him the thought that the god spent much of his time outside.
As if such a thing could affect a god.
A wild god perhaps though he showed no horns nor fur.
The blessed god speaks first still bent over and fighting not to stray from Lyonels intense stare.
""I thank you for your hospitality Lord Lyonel"
"You can call him ser, ser. Hes not a lord yet." The foolish babe corrected him. Lyonel cant help the tense in his jaw and he knows the high table quiets he reaches his sisters trembling hand and grips it tight.
Lyonel would never orgive himslef if he brought the wrath of a god upon his house because of him.
Lyonel Baratheon meets the tallest man in Westeros at some river feet away from some bumfuck inn days before a dreadful tourney celebrating some babes moonblood.
A maiden fucking knight who stutters and blushes and turned his massive fucking body away so the stag king couldn’t see his massive fucking cock when Lyonel had looked for the slippery bastard
The hedge knight was bathing in the fucking stream down the hillside from the inn.
“T T The baths cost t-too much mi’lord” his knight stuttered pretty skin blushing all over. Lyonel could see the blotchy red traveling down his massive shoulders to a shapely rump.
Licking the drool back into his mouth, Lyonel felt like a lecher praying on a bathing dryad, a man old and ugly poisoning the purity of such a beauty with his mere presence.
The giant clumsy stumbles out of the water big and oddly unfamiliar with his own height reminding Lyonel of the ship breaking waves that favor his home.
using all his willpower to keep his eyes on his face and not stray down not follow the path red freckles draw one’s eye too, the man’s massive teats his bulging biceps his soft stomach or his great thighs twice the size of Lyonels own head-
“Dunk Ser Dunk that’s my that’s me”
The man is honest young endearing good far too good to be as old as he is(“around five and twenty we- I reckon mi’lord”) and carrying such a recent loss
“My late master Ser Arlan he is-was a good man”
A knight untouched by the gold painted shit of court and a lords hall
And pretty as all fuck too
To think something worthwhile would actually come out from Ashford
My fav fics are the one where Egg is both a traumatized sassy prince running away with his big brother/father/mother figure and a single parent of a 7 foot tall well meaning golden retriever
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