THE SHADE

oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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KIROKAZE
Show & Tell
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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THE SHADE
Director: how much flannel do you wanna wear??
Tyler: yes
honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now
honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange
marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that
oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
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Jay's game and something before the Jay's game
My manager broke my headphones, told me to sue him, so i did
I worked at a fast food restaurant, and at the time this happened I had been working here for a year and a half. Bit of context, I was 17 at the time and have anxiety. It can vary in severity on a daily basis, but I sometimes have really bad sensory overload. I bought myself a pair of noise cancelling Bluetooth headphones, so I can block out all noise. These cost me £220, a major investment for me as I was only a part timer and made about £160-£300 a month depending how many shifts I worked.
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I fully support this and love this very much.
I love justice
Damn great read!!!!!
Fuck yea!
i couldn’t rest until i made this
extremely minor 5-second extras in a movie do not and will never count as lgbt rep
That’s not justice
reblog until ur fingers bleed
reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay
Meeeeee
Spotify: [on shuffle]
Me: then fucking act like it
Is there a polite way to ask you to shove me against a wall and bite my neck?
So I discovered the magic that are neck kisses, and oh my god they’re amazing.
“Neck kisses, coffee dates, and midnight car rides.”
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WOMEN…. bread……. farm….. DOG…… girls
LETTUCE…..
you: st. patrick's day
me, an intellectual: treble one treble two treble three treble four treble up treble hop back cut up cut up and step kick your heel brush and cut and heel step treble up treble hop back hop back two three four