wwlbd (what would leonard bernstein do)

my only regret is being born

[goodnigth]

the state of being underwater belongs to teen girls

[eurydiceh]

i feel like my brand is coming online every year for the tony awards just to say that next to normal should’ve won best musical in 2009

[shitpostempire]

[armadillorollup]

Visit Original Link

When Hozier Finds An Insect Inside His House

[shushtaouk]

Outstanding heterosexual Tan France everybody 

[kaijubrains]

Listen, I love frogs. But they are at their maximum cuteness when they are mid-metamorphosis. A tiny frog with a tadpole tail? You can’t beat that

[kaijubrains]

Look at this froglet

[milkpropaganda]

[karazrel]

hozier is literally the only valid man

[kabimode]

A trip through the wayback machine to 3/9/19 confirms that he did change it just because of this tweet (previous text was STORE)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

oh you’re fucking normal huh? idiot

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is peak comedy

[paper-backstab]

infomercial: the Topsy Turvy Tomato tree! just place the tomato plant in the vertical grow bag, add regular soil, pour in the water, and w

5yo me:

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[plasmalogical]

southern culture

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Gump’s special treat.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you are powerless to stop him

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

ok but unironically: on paw patrol, there's a 'recycling dog' who I think is just a bin man, and it's the only dog described as a 'mongrel'. this dog also apparently does not bathe, which is a running gag. paw patrol denigrates the working class, especially those that fulfil important but undesirable jobs

Oh cool we love classist indoctrination

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Pawpaganda

[khrosy-deactivated20230221]

[as-per-usual]

[ofcarnivora]

Holy shit

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[squided]

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

[murdershegoat]

sometimes a family is a loving interior designer, a bomber jacket- wearing social worker and psychotherapist, a drop dead gorgeous fashion designer, a canadian food expert, an ice skating cosmetologist, their dog who they feed with a fork, and me, sitting alone in my room and sobbing as i watch them change people’s lives