Awesome

Badass weirdo.I like girls more than guys. Sorry fellas.

[ironpour]

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

[officialdavidduchovny]

[peachpitgirl]

what the fuck is this

[jonah-the-unknown]

[badjokesbyjeff]

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season…

I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.

[plasmagrrl]

[nostalgia-eh52]

Vintage Los Angeles: Capturing a moment of 1966 America. Brian Wilson alongside his Sunfire Yellow ’66 Sting Ray with a ’66 Mustang and ’66 Lincoln Continental in the background. Just a few months after this photo was taken Brian’s “Good Vibrations” would be released and begin rising to the top of the Billboard Hot 100, becoming the Beach Boys’ third number one hit and their first million-selling single.

[catchmefucan-deactivated2022051]

Are you available?

No sold out

[internetthug]

Discontinued

[katealot]

Recalled due to several unfortunate incidents

[egberts]

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

[slowspinningredemption]

can’t wait to commission an oil portrait of myself but make it really fucked up and scary and then i’ll store it in some dusty back room of my manor house and deliberately set up dinner party guests to stumble across it and then when they’re gazing upon its wretched face i can dramatically step out of the shadows and chuckle villainously as i give some half-baked excuse as to why it’s like that and then i’ll usher them back to dinner and spend the rest of the evening dropping hints that add up to me being born sometime in the 1770s despite my obvious youth

[planethorror]

[toastbutteregg]

[anaimiaktion]

“PIG”

[kriskukko]

intermission

[hellokittyboombox]

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

Who is she

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

you rang?

[4444555666777888999]

Can the person who has me trapped in their tamagotchi make me do some basic tasks today please.

[gangstacartoon]