the pungeon master

animal lover, geek of all trades, pun enthusiast

[nocturnalequine]

Hey all, I’m not dead but I don’t really use tumblr anymore. It’s fun but a huge timesuck, so I took it off my phone. Just fyi.

[aitaikimochi]

San-X, the creators of Rilakkuma, will be releasing a new character called “Jinbei-San,” or Mr. Whale Shark!

This plush comes with a little pouch where you can place a mini plush (not included) in its belly. The plush is made from a very soft marshmallow polyester, making it extremely soft!

This line will be released on April 20th, 2016! You can pre-order him on Aitai☆Kuji today!

[esteban-the-white-deactivated20]

@therainbow-whale

[therainbow-whale-deactivated202]

Need

[prokopetz]

We give Japanese cartoons a hard time for recycling the same episode premises in every show, but if you think about it, not only do North American cartoons do the same thing, our stock episode premises are weird as hell.

Like:

Japanese cartoons have beach episodes.

American cartoons have that episode where the protagonist accidentally creates a whole bunch of duplicates of himself, all of whom later die horribly, with the last one standing giving the protagonist some valuable bit of life advice just before expiring.

Japanese cartoons have tournament episodes.

American cartoons have that episode where the focus character misuses time travel and accidentally erases herself, then goes on a tour of a world where she never existed and discovers that everything is terrible, because apparently her presence was literally the only thing holding back the Apocalypse.

[prince-luffy]

Japanese cartoons have the festival episode.

American cartoons have the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic size and inserted into someone else’s body.

[geneticallyenhancedsecretagent]

Amazing

[mydadisindianajones]

Hey, bro, watch me drink this.

The First Grey Warden (via mydadisindianajones)

[androidboy]

who wants to road trip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots as we can

[faith-byfive2-blog]

[zombiemiki]

New additions to the “Super Secret Base” pokedoll line go on sale tomorrow (June 20th) at all Pokemon Centers in Japan~

This release features Swablu, Cyndaquil, Chikorita, and Totodile.

(Daisuki Club)

[awwdorables]

Owners switch out a dogs beloved travel box to increasingly smaller and smaller boxes. Dog is not impressed.

[saintjiub-deactivated20171109]

@slimejen

[dfuua-deactivated20180420]

this is so pure

[alenantonowa]

[butt-berry]

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Rolling Pin made by Rainbowrollingpins

[botanize]

[lipatti]

am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…

[audible-smiles]

I just heard a psychologist (Guy Winch) say that the people that positive affirmations help most are actually the people who have high or at least normal self-esteem. They really do cheer those people up!

But for the rest of us they run so counter to our general worldview (we’re fundamentally bad and deserve nothing) that our brain rejects them immediately as lies and uses that moment to remind us of how terrible and abnormal we actually are.

What usually works for people with low self-esteem is stuff like writing out a list of very specific things we know we’re good at, and revisiting it every day to write a paragraph elaborating on one of those things (i.e. “I’m a compassionate person and here are five examples”) to try to set our brain on a different track long term.

[princess-tia-beanie-deactivated]

That makes so much sense.

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

the psychology behind the “ok that sounds fake but ok” meme 

[queentab]

[stellagibson]

a short description of dana scully’s life

[aheadfullofgillian]

AMAZING

[gonegrls]

this is 100% me

[nocturnalequine]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC