SHANE

I do art, lvl. 21 He/They 🍉

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[wolfythewitch]

Muse, sing to me of this slippery slick

[wolfythewitch]

It has come to my attention that slick means something different to me than it does to the general public

[deadpoolisabottom]

Op, pray tell what does slick mean to you

[wolfythewitch]

A shrewd untrustworthy person :( like it says on the Miriam Webster:(

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[shanetheprofane]

"Draw your favorite character with your problems!"

Ok, fine, here's Tamsy Caines trying to write a fanfic without wanting to scrap it.

[shanetheprofane]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The fic, btw. At least the one I'm trying to write lmao

[shanetheprofane]

"Draw your favorite character with your problems!"

Ok, fine, here's Tamsy Caines trying to write a fanfic without wanting to scrap it.

[pangur-and-grim]

in a moment, everything can change

[gawayne]

the creature..

[todaysbird]

I'm sorry google ai can you repeat that

[todaysbird]

So I had to try this and

Alright. I hate AI but I am relieved that mama will be back soon.

[orcboxer]

things not looking good for baby opossum

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[wolfythewitch]

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

[wolfythewitch]

This is my best recreation of it

[wolfythewitch]

The target audience for my art is myself

[wolfythewitch]

My second target audience is the gays, the religiously traumatized and the old man likers

[wolfythewitch]

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[unpretty]

why don't they make prebuilt sheds you can buy online that are multistory and circular with a conical roof. why can't i buy a wizard tower. for my backyard. home depot should sell it in a bundle with the skeleton. they're missing out on valuable wizard dollars. they're like regular dollars but covered in glitter and weed smell.

[bamsara]

how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

[bamsara]

stray cat that's very affectionate and enjoys spending time on the porch with you but disappears once a week and after a while you think you'll never see them again until you open the front door and theyre sleeping in your boots

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Cary Elwes is known for WHAT

Ted Cruz is a fan OF WHAT

WHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

what the puck, how have I missed this beef

[one-time-i-dreamt]

jdfsdffdglsdčjdsf get him Cary

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Oh my GOD

[shanetheprofane]

Feeling Very Paternal right now I must say :[

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts