sass master

Vern, 25. Canada. kdramas saved my life

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[julietscapulet-deactivated20220]

Keanu Reeves on Big Breakfast (1994)

[scarekrows]

I wish I was a little frog on a mushroom

[plasmalogical]

dudes are still so hung up on hating twilight bc girls liked it that they think its gay to like robert pattinson and to dream about kissing him on the lips. grow up

[jupios]

when ur gay and yearning

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

[feminismandmedia]

[pukicho]

having fun? whore.

Yeah! Thanks man!

[euo]

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

[diggitydog]

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[acecroft]

You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth. In a tournament called Mortal Kombat.

[basketcase1982]

whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang

[killtheteendream]

me

[the-memedaddy]

[blackberryshawty]

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting