It will always be funny to me how literally everyone in the Devildom wants to get fucked dumb by
This.

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@shansama
It will always be funny to me how literally everyone in the Devildom wants to get fucked dumb by
This.
Did you people realized that Mammon might be the actual CANON manipulator among the characters? From his chess cards to how he acted on the baseball episode.
I love a Leviathan who constantly change the placing of his things in his room so you would come ask him where the things where because it makes his heart beat fast whenever you talks to him <3
YO YO WHY IS EVERYONE SO HORNY?-
-Oh.
No because Obey me is the only otome game that slutshamed me what the fuck 💀
I swear I'm so embarrassed that I got caught cheating omg :)
People tend to mistake it when others said "Asmo pushed them". They thought that Asmodeus would lightly push and punch them but no. Asmodeus will German suplex a bitch to get what he wants and it has no exceptions.
What if Twisted Wonderland is with a Mean girl/boy MC
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Warnings: Cussing, Not proofread, Grammar mistakes, Dumbassery, Gender neutral!Yuu
Characters: Riddle, Trey, Cater, Deuce, Ace
Parts: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignohyde, Diasomnia
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland, Obey me
Plot: It's always the soft, kind and forgiving MC/Yuu... How about a MC/Yuu Who takes no bullshit?
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People being so mad that we're being compared to Lilith like calm your ass down! She's only mentioned for like 3 times and then she's history again-
You can't tell me that when MC enrolled on that school to be a licensed sorcerer MC didn't perform the shadiest spells on the first day.
The other wizards out there be flaunting their holy magic and then there's MC fucking showing them a curse that might cause them cancer 💀
Diavolo be there sitting in a meeting and acting all nice in front of the brothers as if he didn't tell you that he wants to lock you up and keep you for himself forever.
"Why are you so scared of them? Their glares are probably just exaggerated by others!"
They look so mean what the hell???
Even Luke looks mad!
And their just shadows created by the Hats
Remember that scene from school for good and evil movie? Yeah, Mephistopheles definitely do that too
Random Demon: Hey Mephistopheles! *Running to him*
Mephistopheles: So childish and improper... *Puts his cane on the demons shoulder then pushes the demon away* Back off.
Diavolo: *Took MC for a s shopping spree*
Cashier: *Looking at MC* *Sweats*
MC: *Already holding clothes ranging from 50,000 to 100,000 Grimms and still getting more* ...Fuck you looking at?
People be talking about how Lucifer and Asmodeus being the most sexual in Obey me! and then there's Satan trying to have sex with us in the forest and in front of his unconscious brothers.
MC: Hey, Lord Diavolo! I'm trying to practice a new signature! Can you help me?
Diavolo: Sure, Do it here.
MC: ...
MC: That's a marriage contract.
Diavolo: What about it?
Do you ever just look at Thirteen and say "God... How much I want to be between those tiddies..." But held back because the OM fandom might think you're weird?
Mammon: *The demon* *Is afraid of his own shadow sometimes*
MC: *A sheep* *Has a body count*