#twst crack

[diodellet]

if fem!idia doesn't shave and you go down on her, does that make her the burning bush and you moses?

[spark-river]

Deuce: How was I supposed to know when the war of 1812 was?!

Yuu: ...May the Seven bless your heart since they certainly did not bless your brain.

Deuce: Wha-?

Ace: They called you stupid.

[spark-river]

Yuu: We germans are not that uptight! Even Vil can take a joke.

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Epel: Happy early birthday!

Vil: ...You should know better than to wish bad luck on the one planning your diet.

[thelivingtithonus]

I just wanted to decorate my room 😭

[yours-truly-lillyfire]

look at this elite feed pull guys.

ITS YUU CORE I SWEAR

my reasoning: Yuu is canonically good at playing the bugle. Azul prob payed them (cause beinh broke sucks) to play at the mostro lounge.

?! BRAIN ITCH

FUCK

i have school now so ill scratch the itch later

[diodellet]

would jamil hate markiplier? would he be put off by the guy's smooth buttery voice? or would he just be confused at the concept of let's players as a whole?

[silver-and-riddle-should-kiss]

*after Equestrian Club activities*

Riddle: You fell asleep putting away equipment, so I made sure Samson was taken care of.

Silver:

[boomiyah]

malleus HAD to have genuinely ugly cried over silver and sebek being his little brothers at every one point in his life right