My Secret BDSM Obsession

Little recovering from the scars of abuse, gots mah Goofball (DD), outspoke feminist liberal with the personality of a kitty

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[blue-bird-of-two-faces-archive]

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

[sirhc-jp]

This whole post is gold

[catwinchester-deactivated201901]

Christian: I believe in God

Christian™: Jesus did not like the poor, nor did he believe in paying taxes, and free healthcare is an abomination so he charged to heal the sick. He totally hoarded money and took from the poor to fund a lavish lifestyle, including a 20 million mansion and a private jet. Well it is the middle east, so maybe a magic carpet rather than a jet. Also, while born to a Jewish woman in the middle east, he was totally a blue-eyed white dude. And for that matter, SO IS SANTA! We clear? Good. 

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[blue-bird-of-two-faces-archive]

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

[sirhc-jp]

This whole post is gold

[catwinchester-deactivated201901]

Christian: I believe in God

Christian™: Jesus did not like the poor, nor did he believe in paying taxes, and free healthcare is an abomination so he charged to heal the sick. He totally hoarded money and took from the poor to fund a lavish lifestyle, including a 20 million mansion and a private jet. Well it is the middle east, so maybe a magic carpet rather than a jet. Also, while born to a Jewish woman in the middle east, he was totally a blue-eyed white dude. And for that matter, SO IS SANTA! We clear? Good. 

[babyanimalgifs]

This hedgehog got stuck in a slice of bread

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[lucario-theaurapokemon]

Pikachu Christmas

Artist: しゃけこ via pixiv

[princessesfanarts]

Princesses in Kimono by STAR影法師

[gorgeousrab-babs]

Meringue is a jerk  😂

[shaoraeprincess]

the united states government: lets give five people the ability to decide for 300+ million what should happen to the internet.

the american people: that sounds kinda ... bad

the united states government: that's because it is. now go fuck yourself. (:

[fysw]

“My mom battled drug addiction and mental illness her entire life. She ultimately died of it. She was purposefully open in all of her work about the social stigmas surrounding these diseases. She talked about the shame that torments people and their families confronted by these diseases. I know my Mom, she’d want her death to encourage people to be open about their struggles. Seek help, fight for government funding for mental health programs. Shame and those social stigmas are the enemies of progress to solutions and ultimately a cure. Love you Momby.”  -  Billie Lourd.

[bpdshan]

[littlebunnyann-deactivated20170]

Tips for Caringhearts! Or any caretaker of an age regressor

If you’re new to this whole “taking care of an age regressor” thing, you might be a little confused as to what to expect! Here’s a little guide of helpful suggestions I could come up with based on general age groups!

BABY AGE REGRESSORS • very cuddly • needs lots of naps • might use diapers • be gentle and soft with them please • likes chewing on things • feed them • hold them • may be very babbly or completely nonverbal • might be calm or fussy • pacis, bottles, teethers • stuffies and blankies should be soft • lullabies • soft carpet or mats for crawlers • not too loud or too bright please

TODDLER AGE REGRESSORS • might be mischievous • giggly • cute clothes are necessary • pacis and Sippy cups • all the stuffies • cute plates and eating utensils • nap time might be harder to enforce • makes messes if you don’t watch them • lots of crayons • cut up their food for them • buckle their seat belt • everything is a game • Disney everything • tickle fights • brush their hair • bubbles! • tea parties • there’s monsters in the closet • piggy back rides • imitates caregiver • “I am a big kid!” • needs help/reminding for brushing teeth, going to the bathroom, washing hands, etc. • less baby talk, but uses simple sentences, may make small grammar or pronunciation mistakes • they shouldn’t touch the sharp things! • or hot things • they will probably want to touch the hot things and the sharp things

LIL KIDDO AGE REGRESSORS • more autonomous and can help you take care of them • help pick out clothes • tie shoes • lots of questions “what’s that?” “Who’s that” “why?” • watch lots of cartoons • the character shaped food is always better • thinks they can do everything by themselves but they still need help • night lights • play pretend • wants to learn • take fun trips to pool, park, zoo, etc. • sings lots • arts and crafts • read with them • chores • hold hands to cross the street • speech easy to understand but may be random and excitable, unrelated to what you were saying • character t-shirts • cute hair accessories, bracelets, etc. • pillow forts

BIG KID AGE REGRESSORS • wants to be more independent • board games and card games • video games and movies • still needs bedtimes and curfews • help cook meals • give them little assignments • needs to know you’re proud and you love them • climbs trees • can have more big kid conversations • hang out and play with them • write cute notes and stick in their lunch boxes • help them make hard decisions but allow them some freedom • might need to limit time with electronics • sports and team games • comic books/ magazines

Remember, this is just a list of suggestions. Every regressor is different, and you’ll have to get to know them personally. They may have qualities from each of these sections! If you’re ever unsure as to what your kiddo needs or wants from you as their carer, the best thing to do is to ask them! They may be unsure of what they want themselves. It can take time and experimenting, but together you can find what works for the both of you together.

[densetsu-sailor-moon]

[babyanimalgifs]

This hedgehog got stuck in a slice of bread

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[ruinedchildhood]

[princessesfanarts]

Princesses in Kimono by STAR影法師

[shaoraeprincess]

the united states government: lets give five people the ability to decide for 300+ million what should happen to the internet.

the american people: that sounds kinda ... bad

the united states government: that's because it is. now go fuck yourself. (: