魔法の光彩

Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Allow me to guide you through days of magic and wonder. I am Yamraiha, Legendary Genius Magician of Sindria.

[foraz-saika]

At least I’m sexually involved enough to have fetishes.

[shararmagud]

S-Strictly speaking, sexually active doesn't just apply to sexual activities with a partner, so really, your argument is invalid. As usual.

[foraz-saika]

eXCUSE U

What’s so lame about them? My girls still like to hear all about my sword. 

And by girls he means the ones he visits and pays in the harem

[shararmagud]

Yeah you just.... keep telling yourself that.

I bet they're super impressed with your elderly fetish too.

[foraz-saika]

TATTLES ON U FOR MAKING FUN OF HIS NAME TO MASURURURURURURURURURU

[shararmagud]

... I see, Sharurururururururukan-senpai.

[WHEEZING NOISES ORIGINATING FROM YAMRAIHA]

[foraz-saika]

…

Says the virgin who used to practice kissing clams to make sure she was doing it right.

[shararmagud]

This coming from the whiny sword loser who used to make the lamest 'sword' puns at random girls in the palace, thinking it would be what Sinbad would do.The skeletons in my closet aren't nearly as bad as yours, stupid.

[foraz-saika]

sHARARARARARAMAGUD

that is about to be my tag for u cause i keep forgetting how many damn ar’s are in there

[shararmagud]

oh what's that?

i think i heard shARURURURURURURURURUKAN saying something retarded again.

the boy must have his head checked, the brainless twit.

[foraz-saika]

Did you hear that Sinbad Yamraiha just called you saggy and winkly.

[shararmagud]

You with the god worship to actually manage that without passing out? As if. There's nothing in this world that will convince me that you would ever be able to even stay conscious let along actually do it.

[textsfromsolomon]

[foraz-saika]

You didn’t hear this from me but Yamraiha smells like rotting fish pass it on

[shararmagud]

You didn't hear it from me, but Sharrkan likes them saggy and wrinkly up close.

[textsfromsolomon]

[textsfromsolomon]

[shararmagud]

+scarredpride

A big smile stretched out at the sight of the young woman and Yamraiha raised her hand to her, beckoning her over upon sighting her wandering what seemed to be aimlessly through the gardens of the palace.

"Hakuryuu-chan! Could you come here for a moment?"

[rohrohs-deactivated20141001]

"I… don’t really know. I just want him to be proud of me. Because he always wants me to learn more things, especially since I never got any proper education."

[shararmagud]

"Well, there are plenty of genuises who became who they were even without proper initial education. So I don't think it's that big of a problem as long as you want to learn. Books are a great way to learn, but not to only way. You can have a teacher to tell you about things you want to know."

[rohrohs-deactivated20141001]

"I don’t like books at all. Reading is nothing but torture."

"And there isn’t anything special I’m interested in either. I got no exciting hobbies or whatever, if you’re askin’ for such stuff."

[shararmagud]

"Aaaah."

"That makes it difficult. But what you want to impress him with is your reading? Or your knowledge? Because the knowledge thing I can help you with. The reading thing, I'm kind of out of ideas."

[rohrohs-deactivated20141001]

"That’s even worse, what am I supposed to do with pictures, they don’t taste good."

[shararmagud]

"That's training your self control. I'm sure you're allowed to eat whatever you want after that."

"What kind of books do you like, anyway? Something should interest you. If you go by that and practice a bit, then you're good to go to impress your captain."

[wxrisinevitable-blog]

No.

[shararmagud]

... O-Oh.

[rohrohs-deactivated20141001]

"Ah, no, stop! My head starts hurtin’ just thinkin’ about it! Snackin’ is fun, readin’ is torture. It doesn’t fit together!"

[shararmagud]

"But what if... the book was about food? With more pictures than words?"

She's talkin' all kinds of steaks and meat here, Roh.

[rohrohs-deactivated20141001]

No, I swear, Rohroh is really determined to learn better reading and other things to make Mu proud, because Mu praising him is the best thing.

But first he’ll get some snacks. Then he’ll take a nap. And then he’ll train and… okay, forget everything. 

[shararmagud]

Well, he could read a little while snacking. And then read before he takes his nap. And read while he trains.

The possibilities are endless.