[shark-anarchist]

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𝔚𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔟𝔶 𝔎𝔞𝔱

01:15 ━━━━●───── 02:30

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[shark-anarchist]

OOC

Sticks my little leggy out. I have been reminded I need to be more active here, and I'm trying to make more friends on Tumblr so maybe give this a like for me to send you memes, or an ask, or to jump in your dms and plot~

[shark-anarchist]

I am still going to be active here I swear, I'm just currently making mass icons since the art book came out lol

[noahsresources]

prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

[kuzcosources]

Lack of Sleep Starters!

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.

When was the last time you actually got some rest?

Alright, that's it. You're going to bed, and I'm not taking no for an answer.

Look at you! You're spilling coffee.

You have bags, and I'm not talking about the Gucci kind.

Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?

It's 4am. You need sleep.

You're safe here. You can rest now.

I promise, I'm fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to... the tiredness.

Look, I'm okay! I've pulled all nighters before.

This isn't the first time I've gone without sleep.

I'll carry you to bed if I have to.

Do I need to baby you?

Huh? What? I'm awake, I swear!

You just ran into the wall. It's time to lie down.

Go. To. Bed. That's an order.

I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.

Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?

Want me to tuck you in, too?

I'll check in on you in an hour. You'd better not have moved.

[hymemena]

Domestic Halloween Prompts

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Food, Spider Mention, Arachnophobia

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"I bought pumpkins!"

"Look at all these gourds!"

"I'm making pie!"

"I thought I'd roast some of those pumpkin seeds, so keep them, okay?"

"Ewww, the guts feel so slimy!"

"I didn't know you could cook with so much of the pumpkin."

"What are you making?"

"These little ghosts are so cute."

"They're severed finger sandwiches! I found the recipe online!"

"What kind of punch is this?"

"Did you pick up the fake cobwebs like I asked?"

"These decorations look awesome!"

"It's a jello mold!"

"You are so creative."

"Did you make these yourself?"

"What on earth is that?"

"The yard looks incredible! So spooky!"

"Oh! You startled me!"

"Do you want to watch Halloween, Child's Play, or Texas Chainsaw Massacre?"

"I made popcorn balls!"

"These streamers are so shiny!"

"I love the green eggs."

"Is that a cake?"

"I can't believe you pulled this off!"

"No! I said no spiders!"

"I fucking love bats."

"That's a cute costume!"

"I made it myself!"

[shark-anarchist]

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[shark-anarchist]

OOC

Sticks my little leggy out. I have been reminded I need to be more active here, and I'm trying to make more friends on Tumblr so maybe give this a like for me to send you memes, or an ask, or to jump in your dms and plot~

[bupagentkent]

If we ship something (or our characters otherwise have a very developed relationship romantic or not) know that I definitely want to talk about it. All the time. I am totally willing to talk headcanons, scenarios, do plotting, all of that– but I don’t want to seem like I’m being pushy by bringing our muses’s relationship up. I just want to know that if I do talk about that sort of stuff with our characters that I don’t come off as annoying… Or seem like all that I’m thinking about is our ship. If you do let me know it’s okay to talk about it whenever, though, totally expect me to send you anything I think of when it comes to our muses relationship! There’d certainly be no shortage of things to talk about. I just want to make sure that you’re just as engaged in it as I am.

[shark-anarchist]

//I FINALLY have a day off tomorrow and I hope y'all are ready bc I'ma be an active bitch lmao

[hsfancharmemes]

What do you want to tell me? Put a symbol in my ask box:

❊ I want to roleplay with you

✸ I want to plot with you

✤ I want to ship with you

✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great

❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s)

✷ I wish our characters was friends

✢ I like your characters

✱ I don’t like your characters

✣ I like the way you express your muse(s)

✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s)

☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped

❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons

✡ I agree on all your headcanons

❋ Your blog is one of my favs

✦ I like seeing you on my dash 

✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay

✧ I wish you would notice me

✩ You intimidate me

✪ You seem like a cool person

✺ You’re hard to approach

✻ I wish you weren’t so shy

❄ I look up to you

❆ I love your art

❇ I love the way you write 

* I want to learn to know you

# I’m too shy to approach to you

☓ We should talk!

♥ *Your choice what to write*

[buckykingofmemes]

you call it ‘a heinous violation of legal and ethical rules;’ i call it ‘creative problem-solving’

[knightfeared-arch]

@shark-anarchist

[shark-anarchist]

Well this day just got more and more interesting didn't it? The eternal teen looked up from where she leaned back against the rocks, thinking about what the lady-, what....Eris? Discordia? Might be. Though the closest thing she could find in her memory was perhaps a harpy from older lore. Regardless of what she was, it was still pretty exciting.

"Discordia? Pfft, sounds like the name of an enchantress from a book or a band name. Pretty wicked though, nice to meetcha."

After a moment of silent staring, she shook her head. Shifting a pair of wings of her own into existence as she flew up to meet the creature at her perch on their Stony wall.

"Me? I'm just Nimona. Though I'm not exactly mortal myself."

[shark-anarchist]

"Thanks~, and I have plenty more tricks then this birdie~!" She bragged smugly and crossed her arms. Watching giddily as the goddess rose up to meet her, even giving a small giggle when the sniffing began again.

"Well, your guess is as good as any. I have no clue what I really am....I've just, always been. Or some fancy mombo jumbo like that. Don't know if it helps, but I am 1,457 years old. Or well, that's how long I've been counting anyways." She few a few playful circles around Eris, admiring the eyes on the back of her wings, the unique colors of her skin, her soft looking feathers....

"Whaaaaat about you? I've never seen anyone like you before...."

[shark-anarchist]

@loreolympiad asked: (Eris) “You smell of magic. *Old* magic.” The winged chaos goddess sniffed the red headed mortal curiously. “Also pizza. Subpar pizza.”

"And you smell like even older magic, lady." The teen quipped back. Raising a brow as she looked over the winged woman that sniffed her. It'd..... it'd definitely been a long time since she'd last seen anyone not human.

"Hey, in my defense? I had to learn to get over pickiness a long time ago." Except whatever heathen thought of pineapple on pizza. They could burn for all eternity for all she cared.

"Mid pizza is still pizza~."

[shark-anarchist]

Well this day just got more and more interesting didn't it? The eternal teen looked up from where she leaned back against the rocks, thinking about what the lady-, what....Eris? Discordia? Might be. Though the closest thing she could find in her memory was perhaps a harpy from older lore. Regardless of what she was, it was still pretty exciting.

"Discordia? Pfft, sounds like the name of an enchantress from a book or a band name. Pretty wicked though, nice to meetcha."

After a moment of silent staring, she shook her head. Shifting a pair of wings of her own into existence as she flew up to meet the creature at her perch on their Stony wall.

"Me? I'm just Nimona. Though I'm not exactly mortal myself."

[shark-anarchist]

@loreolympiad asked: (Eris) “You smell of magic. *Old* magic.” The winged chaos goddess sniffed the red headed mortal curiously. “Also pizza. Subpar pizza.”

"And you smell like even older magic, lady." The teen quipped back. Raising a brow as she looked over the winged woman that sniffed her. It'd..... it'd definitely been a long time since she'd last seen anyone not human.

"Hey, in my defense? I had to learn to get over pickiness a long time ago." Except whatever heathen thought of pineapple on pizza. They could burn for all eternity for all she cared.

"Mid pizza is still pizza~."

[beif0ngs]

Nimona + text post(s)

[emieclat]

what is she?

[shark-anarchist]

@knightfeared asked: don't fake middle name me. ( from Bal pffff )

"Well to be fair boss, I don't technically have a real middle name I can use." Or a last name for that matter.

[shark-anarchist]

Ah, so it was time for a battle of wills. Could Ballister's cold and irritated act outlast her own humor and blatant shenanigans? She knew he couldn't, not when it came to the little silly moments like this. So the shapeshifter chose to wait it out, wiggling her brows and sticking her tongue out at the ex knight instead.

Though to be honest she'd just picked the first old lady name that came to mind. "Awwwe come on, I think "Winifred" fits you perfectly~!" She continued to tease even after his guise fell. Returning to her previous task of helping to put away the groceries he had bought. It wasn't a grand adventure, or a secret mission, but she found a way to make fun and games out of the domestic task regardless.

"Still can't believe you forgot tortillas for taco Tuesday."