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Shork Week Day 2: Let Them Eat Chum

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Happy Shark Week! 🦈

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And then Shark Week takes me directly from Florida Shark into this... It's no wonder Florida has so many shark attacks when all the sharks are strung out on coke. And it looks like I was right earlier this week when I said sharks like to get fucked up.

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I saw that too. That hammerhead was kind of scary.

I mean, I’d like to believe I know sharks pretty well. I grew up around them. I know what hammerheads are like. That one was not acting normal. I’d normally be pretty comfortable around a hammerhead but just watching how that one was acting made me very uncomfortable.

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She was just confused because she thought they might have been dealers.

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And then Shark Week takes me directly from Florida Shark into this... It's no wonder Florida has so many shark attacks when all the sharks are strung out on coke. And it looks like I was right earlier this week when I said sharks like to get fucked up.

I love how they called it "Florida Shark." I hear that and all I can think of is like, a Florida Man headline but it's about a shark instead.

It's kind of funny how they point out that Florida has more shark attacks than anywhere else in the world but don't bother to talk about the simple fact that Florida also has more people in the water than most other places, and out of all the places with high concentrations of people in the water, Florida is also where the highest amount of those people are going to be on drugs or just general dumbasses. More people in the water doing what they shouldn't be doing means higher chances of people getting bit.