local cryptid

call me Dandy - 18 they/them i like music and the paranormal

[rumwik]

It’s time for a tutorial! Here are some nice things you should give to bees!

[imisshowitwasbefore]

[emocommunism-deactivated2017041]

[kmzgt]

[sharkdandy-blog]

Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

[swarnpert]

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

[drakeisbad]

[turnipfritters]

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

[bienenkiste]

[youngassoul-deactivated20200718]

[stephini]

[nyctosaurid]

why are you all so afraid of admitting that the great mouse detective is the best sherlock holmes adaption

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[apocketsizedace]

A leprechaun probably died where you picked these there’s no other explanation

[batlabels]

DEATH BEE BEEHIVE TRIP WIRE

[amazoogle]

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!

[automatic-bazooti-deactivated20]

[toadschooled]

A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

[bufobufobufo]

The Seas bende to his Presence