soft of heart, dumb of ass

meg / 23 / england / she/her

[angelicguy]

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[coolxatu]

i would like to cut a ceremonial ribbon with him

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[wellbutrinboy]

me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[shubbabang]

[diarygirls]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

[a-yoda-a-day]

[yazmadranistan]

[geminiagentgreen]

Some of my favorites.

[mizoguchi]

[mizoguchi]

Bonus:

[beadyeyes]

do you drink milk?

whose

[clonepa3]

what the fuck 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

bitches who believe in astrology are so fucking stupid haven’t you watched the pokemon movie where mewtwo explicitly says the circumstances of your birth are irrelevant

[parakeet]

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[mooonbride]

You’re laughing. This is my second form and the latin choir has started singing, and you’re laughing.

[eyebau-deactivated20220221]

ferret

[home-and-having-tea]

[niceferatu]

that part made me so scared because I thought they were gonna