Sharkestry

There are centipedes under my skin and they are my friends. | he/him | 20

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why is there only ever a maximum fps option and not a minimum fps option? It's all a big conspiracy to make sure we can only raise our framerate by buying expensive graphics cards

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why aren't you pH-maxxing yet?

The average BETA male's pH is a measly 7.4, this is pathetic. Do you know what scientists call a pH above 7? They call it a BASIC substance. What alpha male has a basic substance coursing through their veins?

"What do I do about this?" you may ask.. Well, I'll tell you. For the sake of your health you must consume as many substances as possible with a very low pH. This only makes sense. Why wouldn't your pH lower by consuming beverages with low pH? Cola has a pH of 3, now that's a healthy drink for REAL MEN. If you aren't ingesting 4 liters of diet coke PER DAY you might as well be injecting estrogen.

But I know this isn't enough for some of you. Get rid of NEARLY ALL basicity in your body by straight up drinking BATTERY ACID with a pH of 0.8! Drinking a gallon of battery acid is scientifically proven to lower the pH of your body as long as you don't trust any other sources besides me.

Don't you want to be a TRUE ALPHA MALE? I don't talk to normies with a pH above 7, basic people have no new useful information to give me.

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situation: I may have done something wrong with my project.

consequence: If it is indeed wrong, then the entire project is flawed down to its core and I would have to start from scratch.

conclusion: Therefore, it is not wrong/flawed.

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jury duty but one of the people in the jury is the suspect. The people in the jury have to figure out who it is based off of the dialogue during the court case. Jury members would have to ask each other questions about their lives to see if it all adds up or not.

If the jury guesses the wrong person to be the suspect, the suspect wont get any prison sentence/other punishments and all the jury members would have to go to jail. If the jury has 12 members (including the suspect), the suspect was sentenced to 11 years and the jury chose the wrong person, all other jury members would each have to spend 1 year in prison for a total of 11 years collectively. Same with with paying fines/community service/etc.

A lawyer makes a comment about how his client had a tough life and had to work as a mall santa on several occasions. The jury immediately starts looking amongst themselves for any members with santa-esque appearances

This would solve nothing with regards to the current flaws within many legal systems and, honestly, it would contribute greatly towards adding more flaws to it but I think it would be pretty cool regardless.

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wdym gay people don't go to heaven? All I'm saying is they don't call it the pearly straights

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Palworld is so succesful because it achieves one of the average gamer's wildest fantasies: being able to play ARK without needing 400GB of free storage space

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Tried to google what animals hedgehogs are closely related to and i found out that the group of mammals that includes hedgehogs, moles, shrews etc. is called this:

Didn't have to do them like that man

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im actually not that skilled at video games, but because I play so many i have a lot of gamesense which has given off the impression that I'm good for a very long time

Now my s/o has started playing overwatch 2, having never played a shooter game before, and after 2 or so months he is slowly outdamaging me in more and more matches we play together. I fear I cannot keep up this ruse for much longer.

2500 hours on Team Fortress 2 and I still struggle to go to keep up when playing the majority of classes on that game.

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bought a "mckennedy american style snackbox" and while the portions were still very Dutch despite of the name the packaging was very much American.

Every type of snack in the box was packaged in a separate plastic packaging. Can't get anymore american then that.

Usually in the Netherlands a snackbox is just a cardboard box with with deep fried stuff in there and the only plastic is the microplastics in the food like god intended

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"Yes it is terrible that the Palestinians are being genocided, but since a small percentage of Palestinians are violent against civilians I will support the ethnostate that is trying to (and has succesfuly) been killing all of them children included. The fact that some of them are violent means all of them deserve to die. No, I don't think Israel's original treatment of Palestinians is in any way to blame for some Palestinians becoming terrorists, they should've just voiced their opinions in the marketplace of ideas where I can ignore them."

Everyone who's opinion of the Palestine situation shifted to being in favor of Israel because of recent events has never in their entire life seriously and critically read up on political conflicts throughout the world. All you do is follow current trends and base your entire political allignment on shock value.

Being anti-Palestine because some Palestinians are unethical terrorists is like being angry because several hornets stung you after you were beating the hornet's nest with a stick

Deeply unserious people on this website.

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props to the hoi4 devs for indirectly adding the "war profiteering" mechanic in the Sweden DLC. It truly is the joke that writes itself

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I have what they call high functioning evilness, where im just as evil but still able to operate normally in society

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Little rapscallion isn't allowed to do a bit of tomfoolery without his "friends" being mad at him

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Imagine you try to name your kid like “sam” but the doctor says “sorry. That username is already taken, would you like your child to be named xX_Sam2023_Xx or SamTheMan69420?”

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the cassidy ulted around the corner ready to kill my entire team and then the round ended before he could shoot

guess it was 12:01

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If I ever became a superhero this is what my power would be

Also you'd think if you look at how these guys look like that they'd be related to like boas or pythons or something but no

They're some of the most distantly related snakes to any other snake and their only close relative is this guy that looks like a worm snake more then anything:

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want something to feel angry about? Look up what type of animal a "mountain chicken" is.