Just happy to be here @sharkmittens - Tumblr Blog

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

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eloso

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

milfsisyphus

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

thirdchoiceurl

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

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John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

jamiegeode

Image description:

Two velociraptors stand over a dead man with his guts out, one with its head dipped to pull out the entrails. In the background, another businessman is running, being chased by two more raptors in the dim light. It feels like a photo taken at dusk with flash. End description.

Thats the guy who did Two Earthlings!! And the Giant Crab ones and several large animals or dinosaurs fucking up highways/suburbs/businesses and the skeleton watching TV outside a liquor store with fireworks.

Wait lemme just

He makes good shit

sickerfxck

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

dilffussy

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

dilffussy

sleepy-bebby

loveridden1999

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mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.