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haha get it guys. I'm very funny

Esteemed associates: @mechambriel @lion-byte @lofiouppydog

Artists for the weary traveler: @dani-art-201

linktree

#esteemed associates/artists are tagged here because I want to do a web rings style `hey heres some cool people` thing #if you want your blog added/removed just ask. I don't talk to anyone on this site so if I liked your post you're already eligible lmao

prowl-autism-extraordinaire

maxknightley

applying to jobs if it was good

kikmessenger

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

kikmessenger

skips a stone over a few posts

ferrettaur

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

dirt-secret

i do this cuz i like you

#*hands you a smooth rock because I love you* :3

The burden of knowledge drives me to madness. <- this user has learned the bare minimum of digital design for accessibility and now constantly notices how fucking illegal/half-assed/deliberately discriminatory most websites and apps are.

Fun Computer Tip ℹ️: succumb to the madness of knowing by enabling your computer's screen reader and trying to navigate an app without a mouse! :3

#lmao shut up haz #the thing that makes me fucking vibrate with anger is knowing how many people are willing to translate/transcribe/caption media for free #and it would be comically trivial for websites to allow users to submit those and just add them to the files metadata going forward #youtube had a fucking great system for this and they replaced it with their machine transcription+translation that doesn't even work #Constantly seeing tumblr posts with a massive block of image ID text under it makes me sad because tumblr supports alt-text for images #let people just add them! afaik tumblr's `new PDF` backend would even let you add them to a reblog without altering the original #rantposting

furattic

Art by bigsquidman

#I need him to pick me up by the ankle and slam me against a wall...#<- it is 9am on a workday i cannot be having these thoughts

389

its techno tuesday innit

brozil

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

fishandshesmygills

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

big-moon-little-moon

this is simply too funny

My biggest illiteracy pet peeve is people trying really hard to analyze other kinds of stories through the framework of The Hero's Journey. Like,,,, bestie this is a coming of age story, no one is "crossing the threshold" that's just the fucking introduction

#lmao shut up haz #this is about a Really Bad video essay I watch about witch hat atelier #to be clear things can be both at once. but! witch hat is a very straightforward coming of age + secret magic society genre story #if you're not at least _considering_ it under one of those two framings your analysis is incredibly flawed lmao

foxdoodles

the prince of purpee, oregon

foxdoodles

mr "the max"well gotch

💖 my beloved public uncurated media databases 💖 where else can I see blockbuster slop right next to animation projects taking themselves a little too seriously (affectionate)

#lmao shut up haz #it has a single (genuine looking) 3 star letterboxd review too. absolutely wild

tpwrtrmnky

Materials science is the most subtly cool field of tech advancement tbh like while the techbros are going on about their newest ridiculous "world-changing" piece of software, materials scientists will slowly work in the background and suddenly laundry detergents are just better, electronics more efficient, just these little incremental things

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