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Wen Qing with munchausen by proxy syndrome, poisoning Wen Ning all his life with her ‘medicines’ so he has to stay reliant on her. And all the Wen remnants presume it must be because they’re already so weak and injured that so many of them begin to get sick and die at the Burial Mounds when she’s in charge of the food. It was why Wen Yuan was so sick when Lan Wangji found him too - a final mega dose of whatever she was giving them

bunnyweii

This is so funny OMFG JC having to watch his older brother flirt and be a hoe for LWJ...someone save him

siumerghe

I’ve made a thing.

somepinkthing

nie huaisang being an absolute gremlin of a sect leader is still my favorite thing like

someone hands him a long report? “sorry I don’t know how to read”

“It’d be super convenient for me if we stopped having meetings. Just, like, in general”

“if anyone has an objection they can feel free to say it very gently to my face. I am soft and I will cry if you yell it at me.”

just sobbing into his arms until a servant says it’s been 10 minutes and he immediately sits up straight, dries up those tears, and gets back to his paperwork

“how did you even become a sect leader?!” “Nepotism.”

“It would be a SHAME if someone were to DEPOSE ME,“ he screams while stomping down the halls at 6am

just has 10 minutes in his official schedule set aside for Screaming

“Are you using your saber to shave your legs?!” “I’m not gonna use it for anything else.”

“The budget for bird feed is too high.” “So is the budget for random murder campaigns but those are apparently a staple.”

“I stopped paying attention 30 minutes ago so if any of you have said anything important since then please summarize. I have a relatively short attention span and no interest in elongating it.”

inner circle just full of gays. NHS calls it his orgy to piss people off

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igosploosh

Every Good Omens Fanfic: Aziraphale thought demons couldn’t feel love

Me, enraptured: Yes???

Every Good Omens Fanfic: But it turned out,,,, Crowley,,,

Me, unable to breathe: Yes?????????

Every Good Omens Fanfic: Had been pining for 6000 years!!

Me, every goddamn time: *gasps* hOLY SHIT

labias

Oh my god

mercutihoe

i love wuthering heights because everyone is such a terrible fucking person like there is not a single good human being in the entire novel and they all just keep getting exponentially worse and worse

bidonica

just-shower-thoughts

Two Girls One Cup passes the Bechdel Test

weeaaboohoo

imagine ur otp meeting like this

incorrectpride-prejudicequotes

someone: lydia ultimately got what she deserved. wickham is a scumbag, and she will certainly regret marrying him in the future, but lydia brought her fate on herself.

me, yelling from the back of the room: WICKHAM IS AN ABUSIVE GROWN-ASS MAN AND LYDIA WAS FIFTEEN